Personification Life

by **Swith Witherward** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:35 am

Chanarya wrote:"Squeeeee - drinkies! May I have one please?" Chanarya grinned and swished her way over to Swith and Bones, taking big hip swinging steps to make her skirt swing wide. The calico cat jumped down off the pony and ran to her feet, then slowed to a walk so as not to look as though she REALLY wanted to be with Chanarya. "What's your names? I'm Chanarya, but you can call me Chan, and the kitty here is SpazKat - she's too young to drink and don't let her tell you different. Hey - you don't happen to have any house rules about reptiles do you? OMG - you are so sweet, comparing me to Isis - as if I could come close to her beauty! I just know I'm going to love it here! Look at this marvelous slippery river - do please say the gators can come play in it!"

Swith threw back her head and burst out in a squeal of giggles. "You haven't met the house reptile yet. Mind your cat. He used the last one to scare people in hell."

by **Bone Fort** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:36 am

"We have a friggin' talking dinosaur that clones himself on a regular basis, I think whatever lizard you bring will be fine."

Bones handed her a drink.

"And I'm the Wizard."

by **Swith Witherward** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:37 am

Bone Fort wrote:"We have a friggin' talking dinosaur that clones himself on a regular basis, I think whatever lizard you bring will be fine."

Bones handed her a drink.

"And I'm the Wizard."

"Yes, very true," Swith replied and tried not to giggle herself right out of the chair. "I'm Swith."

by **Giovenith** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:39 am

Swith Witherward wrote:
Bone Fort wrote:"We have a friggin' talking dinosaur that clones himself on a regular basis, I think whatever lizard you bring will be fine."

Bones handed her a drink.

"And I'm the Wizard."

"Yes, very true," Swith replied and tried not to giggle herself right out of the chair. "I'm Swith."

"And I am Giovenith!" added Giovenith, leaning from behind Swith.

by **Swith Witherward** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:42 am

Giovenith wrote:
Swith Witherward wrote:"Yes, very true," Swith replied and tried not to giggle herself right out of the chair. "I'm Swith."

"And I am Giovenith!" added Giovenith, leaning from behind Swith.

"Yep. But that's only because she wouldn't make a convincing Swith and I'm not talented enough to be a Giovenith. But Bo- the Wizard is neither of us," she sipped her drink. "Are you really? Is that the secret behind it all? Besides always remembering to refrigerate milk, I mean."

by **Chanarya** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:44 am

"Oh good, the boys will love having another reptile to play with." Chanarya whirled and jumped up and down, clapping her hands and stomping her feet. "Just calling the boys over - they can't hear but they can feel the vibes through the earth. SpazKat is a bit more than a cat - or so she tells me, so it might be a draw on that one. I love the stripey socks! It looks like I missed the party. Ummm, yummm, thank you for the drink! I hope you don't mind if I slurp and humm, I think it's only polite to sound like you are enjoying things as much as you are. Nice to meet you, Wizard, Swith, Giovenith." She nodded, offering to shake hands with each of them, " I am Chanarya, but you can call me Chan and I am. Really."

There is a loud clattering as the alligators shove their ramp out of the back of the pony cart and climb down. They swing their massive heads back and forth, surveying the general mayhem in search of their mistress. Catching sight of her with a drink in her hand, they head in her general direction.

by **Bone Fort** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:45 am

"That's good to hear. What's your story?"

by **Swith Witherward** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:54 am

Swith nudged Bones' leg. "Hey, while she's thinking, may I have another drink?"

by **Chanarya** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:55 am

Chan stepped and turned in a circle like a dog settling down, making a graceful whirl into a full lotus position. Halfway around she spotted one of the gators giving a long sniff to a succubi and shook her finger at him. With a deep groan he left the unconscious demon alone and joined Chan. Seated with the cat in her lap and a gator head on each thigh, Chan reached into a pocket hidden in her voluminous skirt and pulled out an elaborate ceramic pipe, shaped rather like an old Mersham with a purple dragon painted along the side. From another pocket she removed a soft cloth bag. She proceeds to stuff and light the pipe with an herb that is obviously not tobacco and offers it to the others.

"Well" she said, "that is a deep subject" She grinned charmingly and patted a gator. "I'm from one of the happiest lands in the Universe. The Mothers sent me out to see a bit of the world. I'm to become one of the matriarchs one of these days, and they wanted me to see a bit of how the rest of the evil, corrupt capitalistic whores live and smash the lower classes into submission before I take over. What do you think? Is this a good place to start?"

by **Bone Fort** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:56 am

"... No. There is absolutely nothing normal about this place."

He handed Swith another drink.

by **Swith Witherward** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:00 am

Chanarya wrote:Chan stepped and turned in a circle like a dog settling down, making a graceful whirl into a full lotus position. Halfway around she spotted one of the gators giving a long sniff to a succubi and shook her finger at him. With a deep groan he left the unconscious demon alone and joined Chan. Seated with the cat in her lap and a gator head on each thigh, Chan reached into a pocket hidden in her voluminous skirt and pulled out an elaborate ceramic pipe, shaped rather like an old Mersham with a purple dragon painted along the side. From another pocket she removed a soft cloth bag. She proceeds to stuff and light the pipe with an herb that is obviously not tobacco and offers it to the others.

"Well" she said, "that is a deep subject" She grinned charmingly and patted a gator. "I'm from one of the happiest lands in the Universe. The Mothers sent me out to see a bit of the world. I'm to become one of the matriarchs one of these days, and they wanted me to see a bit of how the rest of the evil, corrupt capitalistic whores live and smash the lower classes into submission before I take over. What do you think? Is this a good place to start?"

"It's far from normal. We'd only warp you," Swith said, declining the pipe but offering Chan a tiny red mushroom instead. "You're more than welcome to stay. There are several vacant apartments... house rule, you have your own until you find someone to move in with."

She accepted the drink from Bones with a "Thank you, Bones dear".

"So, Chan, are you related to Gio here?"

by **Giovenith** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:02 am

Chanarya wrote:Chan stepped and turned in a circle like a dog settling down, making a graceful whirl into a full lotus position. Halfway around she spotted one of the gators giving a long sniff to a succubi and shook her finger at him. With a deep groan he left the unconscious demon alone and joined Chan. Seated with the cat in her lap and a gator head on each thigh, Chan reached into a pocket hidden in her voluminous skirt and pulled out an elaborate ceramic pipe, shaped rather like an old Mersham with a purple dragon painted along the side. From another pocket she removed a soft cloth bag. She proceeds to stuff and light the pipe with an herb that is obviously not tobacco and offers it to the others.

"Well" she said, "that is a deep subject" She grinned charmingly and patted a gator. "I'm from one of the happiest lands in the Universe. The Mothers sent me out to see a bit of the world. I'm to become one of the matriarchs one of these days, and they wanted me to see a bit of how the rest of the evil, corrupt capitalistic whores live and smash the lower classes into submission before I take over. What do you think? Is this a good place to start?"

"It's a wonderful place to start!" said Giovenith. "Filled with wonderful people! And wonderful things! And some of the nicest trees, rocks, and windows you'd ever meet!"

by **Chanarya** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:05 am

"Normal, I'm given to understand, is a relative term. There are people even in my home that find it a little abnormal that I hobnob with gators and wear stripes with plaid." She said, accepting the shroom and holding it out to the cat. SpazKat sniffed it and took a small nibble. Chan took a much bigger bite. "HMMMMMMm, good. Thank you." and washed it down with more of her bright pink drink. "Do you think I could get a bit more of this yummy drink. Now as for related to Gio - what a compliment! But really, do you think I should? OH! I can't wait to meet the rocks and trees! Windows - that's a new one on me, do windows talk? I heard walls listen. Mostly I've lived in yurts, but I could try an apartment. It might be fun! Next you'll be telling me you have off the floor beds. Not safe, you know, to be too far from the earth."

One of the gators snuffled and shoved his way casually towards getting a good whiff of one of the succubi under the Wizards chair.

by **Bone Fort** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:08 am

Bones nodded at what she said and kicked the gator away from his chair.

OOC: Good night guys.

by **Chanarya** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:08 am

OOC: night, nice meeting you!

by **Swith Witherward** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:09 am

Bone Fort wrote:Bones nodded at what she said and kicked the gator away from his chair.

OOC: Good night guys.

OOC: Good night Bones. Thanks for a fun way to wrap up the night!!!

Actually, I'm worn out too. I think I'll go de-tape Naomi so she can tuck Bran in.

Night all!

by **Giovenith** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:11 am

Bone Fort wrote:Bones nodded at what she said and kicked the gator away from his chair.

OOC: Good night guys.

OOC: Good night, it was a good play tonight!

I'm just going to read up on a few things before hitting the sack too, then we can get to know our new buddy later.

by **Chanarya** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:15 am

The kicked gator bawled in affront and tucks his nose - or what he can fit of it - under Chan's knee.

"That's what you get for being nosy. You promised you would behave." She stands and shakes the crumbs of 'shroom out of her skirt and tucks her pipe and weed back into her pockets. The calico cat scampers off towards the door. "Well, it was a long trip and as much as I've enjoyed meeting you all, I think I'm going to let Spaz choose us an apartment and settle in with a nice nightcap." Chan smiled politely and turned to follow the cat, shouting "Downstairs, Spaz - please choose one on the ground floor. I don't know if there is an elevator yet, and it is so hard getting the gators up the stairs."

OOC: Nite then, and thanks so much - nice meeting you all

by **The BranRiech** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 6:41 am

The night before, Bran had fell asleep in his armor as soon as exiting Hell. He now awoke to a scene of utter chaos, he climbed out of his armor and tried to sneak back inside before any of the many creatures passed out on the lawn awoke and found him.

by **Dabfia** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 6:53 am

*Vaid wakes up on a ceiling fan*
Damn what happened *falls off the ceiling fan*
Ouch...

by **Western Borderlands** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:02 am

drake woke up in a freezer...there were 6 jugs of roo beer and 5 bags of chips that were there....]

"urghgghhh....the hell hapeddd..." he said as if he was drunk.

by **Dabfia** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:04 am

*The terminator doctor walks out of a nearby door with a party hat and a fork in his head and helps Vaid up*
Lots of crazy things happened last night

by **Western Borderlands** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:07 am

drake read some text he found...it said "vaid's freezer"

WHATTHEFUCKISTHISSHIT?he thought

by **Dabfia** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:09 am

Western Borderlands wrote:drake read some text he found...it said "vaid's freezer"

WHATTHEFUCKISTHISSHIT?he thought

*Vaid walks in*
Hey get out of my freezer thats where i keep my alcohol

*Meanwhile somewhere else in the apartment*
*Shea wakes up hanging from a hole in the ceiling by one foot and holding 2 beer cans*
I think i feel a hangover coming on...

by **The BranRiech** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:11 am

At last! Bran had made it back into the building, he ran into the kitchen and grabbed his Waffle Machine. Within minutes he was turining out Waffles faster than he could make them. After about 10 minutes, Bran announced on the P.A. that Waffles were being served!

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