Personification Life

[Bone Fort]

Bones shrugged and returned to his stool out front, the succubi trailing behind him. He sat down, picked up his drink, and waited for something else to happen. He watched Giovenith slide right by him.

[Giovenith]

"... You ARE all back!" she cheered. "Oh thank Mother! You have not been corrupted, have-"

She was cut off as she went sliding down the river.

"I feel like Pocahontas!!"

[Bone Fort]

Bones waved at her as she slide by.

[Monfrox]

"... You ARE all back!" she cheered. "Oh thank Mother! You have not been corrupted, have-"

She was cut off as she went sliding down the river.

"I feel like Pocahontas!!"

"I WAS TRYING TO HAVE A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION!" Mon's user shouted to everyone. The pair held her shoulders. "Let's just go." "Yeah, this is getting way out of hand for even me to make sense of." The trio began to walk back to the apartment, but not after grabbing Arthur to put in his own room.

[Giovenith]

Bones waved at her as she slide by.

"Hiya Bones!" She was more concerned with playing with the bear's gift than anything else at the moment.

[Swith Witherward]

Bones shrugged and returned to his stool out front, the succubi trailing behind him. He sat down, picked up his drink, and waited for something else to happen. He watched Giovenith slide right by him.

Swith popped again... Rome, Paris, Dusseldorf... and landed on her backside on a car. "You know," she said to Bones while casually rolling onto her side and onto the grass a few feet below, "Both of you were supposed to catch her."

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

Bones waved at her as she slide by.

"Hiya Bones!" She was more concerned with playing with the bear's gift than anything else at the moment.

"chases afther

GIOV! GRAB MY WING SO YOU DONT GET CAUGHT BY THE BEAR!"puts a wing out"

[Bone Fort]

"Both of us? Whatever do you mean? There is on- Tsuyoi, the bear is gone, calm down! Let Gio have her fun!"

Bones scratched his head. In the background, Herr Doktor and Totenkopf had managed to duct tape Naomi back down on the table. They were puzzling on what to do next when Herr Doktor suddenly had an idea and rushed over to get a tankard of beer.

[Giovenith]

"Hiya Bones!" She was more concerned with playing with the bear's gift than anything else at the moment.

"chases afther

GIOV! GRAB MY WING SO YOU DONT GET CAUGHT BY THE BEAR!"puts a wing out"

The slide conveniently took a 90-degree turn away from Tsuyoi. "Bye byyyyye!" she cheered happily.

[Monfrox]

The Zone and Demon gave Arthur's sleeping form to the user as they retired to their room. The crawled into the separate beds and quickly fell asleep. Mon's user put Arthur in his own bed, and then climbed in with him. She didn't want to go back to the front lawn if she didn't have to so she hoped that Arthur would keep hold of himself in the morning. She too, quickly fell into a deep slumber.

[Swith Witherward]

"Both of us? Whatever do you mean? There is on- Tsuyoi, the bear is gone, calm down! Let Gio have her fun!"

Bones scratched his head. In the background, Herr Doktor and Totenkopf had managed to duct tape Naomi back down on the table. They were puzzling on what to do next when Herr Doktor suddenly had an idea and rushed over to get a tankard of beer.

Swith stood up and patted her skirt back into place. Her right stocking was toast, however. She squinted. "Oh, there is only one of you. There should be only one. Don't lose your head over it." She leaned against the car and giggled.


Naomi looked at Totenkopf a bit cross eyed. "Yay! Dissection!"

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"chases afther

GIOV! GRAB MY WING SO YOU DONT GET CAUGHT BY THE BEAR!"puts a wing out"

The slide conveniently took a 90-degree turn away from Tsuyoi. "Bye byyyyye!" she cheered happily.

"looks at bone" oh okay,bye goiv i hope you have fun where ever your going!......_{i like care really where she's going,she most likely wont be back for a long,long time}"smirks"
..............hm.............im bored........maybe i should attempt to enslave the whole human race? yeah that is what ill do ENSLAVE THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE! IT'S PERFECT!.....of course sense bran helped me ill leave him alone.

[Swith Witherward]

The slide conveniently took a 90-degree turn away from Tsuyoi. "Bye byyyyye!" she cheered happily.

"looks at bone" oh okay,bye goiv i hope you have fun where ever your going!......_{i like care really where she's going,she most likely wont be back for a long,long time}"smirks"
..............hm.............im bored........maybe i should attempt to enslave the whole human race? yeah that is what ill do ENSLAVE THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE! IT'S PERFECT!.....of course sense bran helped me ill leave him alone.

Swith wobbled over to Bones and waved her had at Tsu, who was whisked off her feet. She pointed (her aim was good this time) and Tsu landed in the Vaseline river (on her face) and slid off after Gio.

"Don't worry," she told Bones, "I think the river goes around the back garden and into the rose bushes. I think... not too sure."

[Bone Fort]

"Of course there's only one of me, you think the world can handle any more?"

He slurped from his drink. The impish girl chained to his back is trying her best not to get his attention, and the succubi hover behind him, trying to stay out of his sight. For some reason (probably heavy intoxication), he doesn't notice them.

[Swith Witherward]

"Of course there's only one of me, you think the world can handle any more?"

He slurped from his drink. The impish girl chained to his back is trying her best not to get his attention, and the succubi hover behind him, trying to stay out of his sight. For some reason (probably heavy intoxication), he doesn't notice them.

"The world can't handle just one of you," Swith laughed.

[Bone Fort]

"Point, point."

He sipped his drink.

[Swith Witherward]

"Point, point."

He sipped his drink.

She searched for her coin purse and remembered she didn't have pockets. "Can I have one of those?" she asked and pointed to his drink.

"OH, and look, here come Gio and Tsu around the bend!"

[Bone Fort]

He pulled one up from under his stool and handed it to her.

"Do you remember anything that happened?"

He gestured to the scene behind him.

[Swith Witherward]

He pulled one up from under his stool and handed it to her.

"Do you remember anything that happened?"

He gestured to the scene behind him.

She tapped her chin. "Before we summoned Zalgo or after? I remember before... and some after... You?"

[Bone Fort]

"Bits and pieces."

[Chanarya]

The sound of horse bells jingling gaily as a pinto pony trots into the front yard pulling a cart driven by a gaily dressed hippie chick, with a cat on her shoulder, and two Chanaryan Alligators in the back peering curiously over the sides of the wagon.

"HI! HI everybody!" Chanarya shouts, waving madly as she hops off the cart. The pony drops his head to graze and the calico cat abandoned her shoulder to sit on the ponys back where he can see more. Chanarya reaches over the side of the wagon and pats the 'gators on their hard scaly heads. "You two wait a minute while I introduce us. You behave and don't eat anyone, okay?" The largest gator groans, and the smaller sighs good naturedly. They really didn't care since Chanarya had fed them half a cow before they left home.

Hands on her hips Chanarya looked around at the aftermath of a massive party and decided she was going to like it here.

[Swith Witherward]

"Bits and pieces."

"Yes, I remember the entrails, too. That was before we painted the terminators in polka dots, right? We should go back in time and do it all again... but take notes!" She happily sipped her drink. "Hey, not bad... what is thi-?"

Swith looked at the new arrival. "You. Are. So, COLORFUL!" She turned to Bones. "Can we keep her, please?"

[Bone Fort]

Upon walking up to the building and observing the surroundings, one would notice many things, namely the aftermath of what had to have been one hell of a party. It was quite obvious much debauchery and shenanigans had taken place. There were people of all shapes and sizes, many species and cultures, human, demon, elf and so on, littering the lawn, passed out drunk. Party streamers everywhere. Many of the windows on the lower floors were broken. But that was just the tip of the iceberg.

Near the side of the building was a smoldering cthulhu carcass semi-dug up from the ground in mimicry of a Hawaiian pig roast. Carved up slices of meat on plates, banana leaves, poi, etc., on a table. From the front door of the lobby, for reason one cannot even begin to fathom, a river of vaseline was pouring out, coming from an unseen source. Vanishing around the corner of the building was a conga line of Branriech spec ops troops, still lead by Cuban Pete.
Chi (the chibi) had led a chorus of drunken succubi around the house Christmas caroling and they ended up in the lobby. They were passed out on the floor, and Chi was strapped to a donkey pinata hanging from the ceiling.

Hanging from one window upside down by one of her legs was Arcad, wearing nothing but her underwear and a chicken mask and with a severed zebra head taped to her back.

Naomi had played "doctor" with Herr Doktor and lost the game. She was taped to the table and had Herr Doktor forcing her to chug beer, with a bunch of weird dental tools and surgical instruments scattered around her, in a way that suggested the shape of a pentagram around her body. She was wearing surgical masks for a bra and (since there weren't any paper gowns) an entire roll of paper towels for a skirt.

Over her drunken form was Herr Doktor and Totenkopf, bereft of their headgear and each possessing a rather large mug of beer. They were drunk out of their minds and singing a German drinking song.

Right in front of the new arrival were Swith and Bones. Swith was sitting in a lawn chair . She was surrounded by 13 melty plastic pink flamingos (henway deterrent) and wearing nothing but a pristine white midriff tee shirt printed with "Zalgofest '12", a leather mico-mini, black and white striped knee high stockings, and Bran's combat boots. Her feet were propped up on the skulls of some of Dab's terminators, wreckage from his fight with Dani, and she had a leather bull whip across her lap. In her hand were some chains, the other ends of which were connected to some collars attached to some succubi that were lying at her feet. She was sipping a little tiki umbrella pineapple drink.

Bones was sitting on a stool next to her, sipping from one of those pineapple drinks with the little tiki umbrella. He was also bereft of his usual headgear, and instead wearing (broken) sunglasses, a Cat in the Hat hat, and had glowsticks around his neck and wrists. He had some chains connected to some other succubi' collars, and even had an imp-like girl strapped right to his back. He was seemingly unaware of them. He was grinning from ear to ear, and probably drunk and/or on some kind of drug. He looked at the new arrival.

"Why hello hello there. How can I help you on this fine day?"

[Giovenith]

Giovenith finally came sliding back to the scene. "I sensed someone new! SOMEONE NEW!" She bounced up and observed the lovely hippie. "GASP! Oh! You are so bejeweled and rainbow-y! Like the wings of Isis herself! Or the Bifrost!"

[Chanarya]

"Squeeeee - drinkies! May I have one please?" Chanarya grinned and swished her way over to Swith and Bones, taking big hip swinging steps to make her skirt swing wide. The calico cat jumped down off the pony and ran to her feet, then slowed to a walk so as not to look as though she REALLY wanted to be with Chanarya. "What's your names? I'm Chanarya, but you can call me Chan, and the kitty here is SpazKat - she's too young to drink and don't let her tell you different. Hey - you don't happen to have any house rules about reptiles do you? OMG - you are so sweet, comparing me to Isis - as if I could come close to her beauty! I just know I'm going to love it here! Look at this marvelous slippery river - do please say the gators can come play in it!"