Personification Life

[Germanic Templars]

"NVE? Anyway, where's Aleki, and why do you have his communicator?"

"Actually sir, i'm here he's just answering it for me?"

"And why? "

Because... ummm, NVE ripped my arms off."

"WHAT?! Where's Naomi?"

"She got taken away or something, ran from other raptor, thing."

*sigh*Great, NVE want to fill me in on this?"

"Well, Aleki shot at my girlfriend...so I tore both his arms off." NVE explained.

"And why did you shoot at his girl friend?"

"Because she tried to hurt Naomi." *Aleki's eyes began to fill with tears*

"O my God so what you are telling me that all of you are idiots and deserve a good ass kicking by grandpa Thriller? Am i right?"

[Bone Fort]

Said spiders instead hiss and jump at her.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Ignored

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Well, Aleki shot at my girlfriend...so I tore both his arms off." NVE explained.

"And why did you shoot at his girl friend?"

"Because she tried to hurt Naomi." *Aleki's eyes began to fill with tears*

"O my God so what you are telling me that all of you are idiots and deserve a good ass kicking by grandpa Thriller? Am i right?"

NVE laughed, "You really think that you could beat me? Now that is funny!"

[Germanic Templars]

"And why did you shoot at his girl friend?"

"Because she tried to hurt Naomi." *Aleki's eyes began to fill with tears*

"O my God so what you are telling me that all of you are idiots and deserve a good ass kicking by grandpa Thriller? Am i right?"

NVE laughed, "You really think that you could beat me? Now that is funny!"

"Hmmm. And I thought I was the cocky one. Never the less, just give the poor fool back his arms."

[Swith Witherward]

Said spiders instead hiss and jump at her.

"Totenkopf! I know you can hear me. No professional leaves a job until he's sure it's done. So let me ask you this... is this really about your loss to the minotaur, or is it because it's easier to silence Swith's inner turmoil than it is your own caged one?"

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

NVE laughed, "You really think that you could beat me? Now that is funny!"

"Hmmm. And I thought I was the cocky one. Never the less, just give the poor fool back his arms."

"How about I keep the arms as a trophy and give your servant octopus tentacles instead?"

[Swith Witherward]

Swith stood in the lobby, her head thrown back and an expression of absolute irritation on her face. "This was supposed to be a happy moving day. Naomi! I don't care if you have to crawl out of your hidey hole with nubs, I will leave you behind to rot if you don't come out now." She was in no mood to look for her.

[Germanic Templars]

"Hmmm. And I thought I was the cocky one. Never the less, just give the poor fool back his arms."

"How about I keep the arms as a trophy and give your servant octopus tentacles instead?"

"If you do so, then i keep your skull and mount it right next to the Chieftain of the Krutes over my fireplace. Now give him his arms back."

[Bone Fort]

The spiders pounce on her as Totenkopf opens the door.

"No, this is me being crazy."

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"How about I keep the arms as a trophy and give your servant octopus tentacles instead?"

"If you do so, then i keep your skull and mount it right next to the Chieftain of the Krutes over my fireplace. Now give him his arms back."

"Oh really? I could kill you right now if I choose." NVE said and fixed a strange homemade device to the communicator. Suddenly, the person nearest to Thriller grasped their ears and screamed in pain before collapsing on the ground bleeding from the ears. "Would you like to reconsider your last statement?" NVE asked.

[Germanic Templars]

"If you do so, then i keep your skull and mount it right next to the Chieftain of the Krutes over my fireplace. Now give him his arms back."

"Oh really? I could kill you right now if I choose." NVE said and fixed a strange homemade device to the communicator. Suddenly, the person nearest to Thriller grasped their ears and screamed in pain before collapsing on the ground bleeding from the ears. "Would you like to reconsider your last statement?" NVE asked.

"Alright, you signed your death warrant, son. Thriller out."

*Hangs up and destroys device*

*Aleki stares in horror*

"I'm not helping you, bro."

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Oh really? I could kill you right now if I choose." NVE said and fixed a strange homemade device to the communicator. Suddenly, the person nearest to Thriller grasped their ears and screamed in pain before collapsing on the ground bleeding from the ears. "Would you like to reconsider your last statement?" NVE asked.

"Alright, you signed your death warrant, son. Thriller out."

*Hangs up and destroys device*

*Aleki stares in horror*

"I'm not helping you, bro."

"Do you want tentacles or to be armless? I need no help, if I can destroy this planet with things from my junk drawer, I can sure as Hell defend myself against a mammal in a fancy armor. I just killed a Great White Shark with my bare claws this morning!" NVE said getting side-tracked before adjusting his composure. "So do you want the tentacles?"

[Swith Witherward]

The spiders pounce on her as Totenkopf opens the door.

"No, this is me being crazy."

Naomi closes her eyes. For a one shining moment, she feels the fray of cosmic fabric at her fingertips and she focuses her mind to create a portal around him, hoping to drop his insane self into another plane of existence, and then she lets go of the fabric. "Can't." Won't.

[Bone Fort]

"Okay then, goodbye."

He leaves as the spiders take her to the ground and try to cocoon her.