IERBL (Papalith vs Hank Hill)

[Republic Of Hell]

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Only Death Korps of Kreig (Papalith) and Neros (Hank Hill) are permitted to participate in this match. If you are interested in joining the International Epic Rap Battles League, please sign up here.

[Neros]

Gosh dangit, Bobby. I have to drop some “mad rhymes” now, I don’t want you to have to see this. Go to your room.

So I see I'm battlin' Papalith,
Well first off, you ain't poppin' shit.
I'm reppin' down south with the Heat,
You'll be spitting choppy, I'll call your flow minced meat.
And I know both of those words might sound profane,
But look here son, I only sell Propane.
You're not winning this rap game,
The only time you'll get a shower is if I make it rain.
You think you're the first Necron?
Let's see you say that when I put my vest on,
because my best is already on. And it's brought.
I already killed you, so stay dead and rot.

Audio: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftn6yH124dA

[Armageddon Steel Legion]

WHAT? WHY ARE YOU ON MY LAAAAWN!?

Yeah, yeah, I'm in charge now
I'm a star and I bought my tomb world out
I live a very, very, very wild lifestyle
Khorne and Slaanesh eat your heart out
I used to watch your show.
Then you interrupted my flow, son.
You? Kill me, son you've not even seen my mad flow regeneration roll!

[Neros]

You Necrons come back up, but I'll just knock you down.
This is a Texan Rodeo, and you're the ugly old clown.
My money stacks more than pringles,
Your ass is so old I can't even count the wrinkles.
Let me spell this out, I put the pro in propane
I know that might sound insane,
But you can take that back to Texas
I'm off the chain because I'll snatch half your necklace.
I come out swinging 'cause my rhymes are reckless,
Go sleep in a Tomb World, bitch, I left you restless.