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Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:17 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:This is the truth. Anyone who disagrees will face the wrath of his lightning and lightsabers.


You'll notice when Liam Neeson dies, it's always a really big deal and has massive consequences on the movie's plot, even stretching into the end of the trilogy.

Because Liam Neeson can see the future, and is trying to warn us.
Woah. Also, did you know that Liam Neeson never does fictional movies? Each one he's in is simply a documentary on a part of his life.
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Postby Ende » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:35 am

Damien is going to recruit...India?

That's absurd.
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:36 am

Ende wrote:Damien is going to recruit...India?

That's absurd.

This is Elfen High, of course we do absurd things.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:37 am

Ende wrote:Damien is going to recruit...India?

That's absurd.


"But, Damien, who in India?"

"..."

"Come on, man, you can't just give a gun to every Indian person you find and-"

"..."

"But what if they go ro-"

"..."

"...Fine."
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Postby Ende » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:41 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Ende wrote:Damien is going to recruit...India?

That's absurd.


"But, Damien, who in India?"
"..."

"Come on, man, you can't just give a gun to every Indian person you find and-"

"..."

"But what if they go ro-"

"..."

"...Fine."

This is now canon. :lol:
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Postby Olthar » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:42 am

Ende wrote:Damien is going to recruit...India?

That's absurd.

Yes. The entire subcontinent is going to grow arms, legs, and a face, climb out of the ocean, and invade Hell with us.
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Postby Ende » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:51 am

Olthar wrote:
Ende wrote:Damien is going to recruit...India?

That's absurd.

Yes. The entire subcontinent is going to grow arms, legs, and a face, climb out of the ocean, and invade Hell with us.

Knowing NEI, this might actually happen.

We're talking about somebody who made an RP with a floating city held by balloons that got attacked by zombies and an albino talking gorilla that used the coffin of Franz Ferdinand as a melee weapon.

India rising out of the sea doesn't seem like that much of a stretch.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:53 am

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Olthar wrote:Yes. The entire subcontinent is going to grow arms, legs, and a face, climb out of the ocean, and invade Hell with us.

Knowing NEI, this might actually happen.

We're talking about somebody who made an RP with a floating city held by balloons that got attacked by zombies and an albino talking gorilla that used the coffin of Franz Ferdinand as a melee weapon.

India rising out of the sea doesn't seem like that much of a stretch.

You're just jealous that you need to overdose on LSD and crack cocaine to know what Jackie's thinking during a creative dry spell.

(nods)
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:06 am

Lewis, Damien, skydiving, nao.

They will also skydive in a jeep, with a shark corpse in the back, as well as a big pot of pig feces in case the bears are horny or something.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:07 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:Lewis, Damien, skydiving, nao.

They will also skydive in a jeep, with a shark corpse in the back, as well as a big pot of pig feces in case the bears are horny or something.


Bring guns.

All of the guns.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:10 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Lewis, Damien, skydiving, nao.

They will also skydive in a jeep, with a shark corpse in the back, as well as a big pot of pig feces in case the bears are horny or something.


Bring guns.

All of the guns.

"Damien, this thing is labelled a 'Cum-Shot Antimatter Explosive Hand Rifle'. What the fuck does that even mean?"

"I don't know."
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Postby Rupudska » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:11 am

Can I bring my handwavium Bentley tank?
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Postby Olthar » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:11 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Bring guns.

All of the guns.

"Damien, this thing is labelled a 'Cum-Shot Antimatter Explosive Hand Rifle'. What the fuck does that even mean?"

"I don't know."

Clearly, it's a potato gun. *nods*
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:13 am

Rupudska wrote:Can I bring my handwavium Bentley tank?

You're not going with Damien and Lewis.

No one goes with Damien and Lewis. Except 2 tons of salmon, a pot of pig feces, and the pilot.
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Postby Olthar » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:16 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Can I bring my handwavium Bentley tank?

You're not going with Damien and Lewis.

No one goes with Damien and Lewis. Except 2 tons of salmon, a pot of pig feces, and the pilot.

And the pilot is Lewis.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:16 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Can I bring my handwavium Bentley tank?

You're not going with Damien and Lewis.

No one goes with Damien and Lewis. Except 2 tons of salmon, a pot of pig feces, and the pilot.


The pilot, of course, is Harrison Ford, who is an accomplished helicopter pilot.

Because no one else can handle the awesomeness of dumping Van Helsing-Batman and the Immortal Banjo-Fu Master going to talk to the Bear Congress.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:21 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:You're not going with Damien and Lewis.

No one goes with Damien and Lewis. Except 2 tons of salmon, a pot of pig feces, and the pilot.


The pilot, of course, is Harrison Ford, who is an accomplished helicopter pilot.

Because no one else can handle the awesomeness of dumping Van Helsing-Batman and the Immortal Banjo-Fu Master going to talk to the Bear Congress.

Indeed.
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:26 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:You're not going with Damien and Lewis.

No one goes with Damien and Lewis. Except 2 tons of salmon, a pot of pig feces, and the pilot.


The pilot, of course, is Harrison Ford, who is an accomplished helicopter pilot.

Because no one else can handle the awesomeness of dumping Van Helsing-Batman and the Immortal Banjo-Fu Master going to talk to the Bear Congress.

Actually, even one of Liam Neeson's chest hairs could handle that. That's how cool he is. *nods*
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:27 am

Constaniana wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The pilot, of course, is Harrison Ford, who is an accomplished helicopter pilot.

Because no one else can handle the awesomeness of dumping Van Helsing-Batman and the Immortal Banjo-Fu Master going to talk to the Bear Congress.

Actually, even one of Liam Neeson's chest hairs could handle that. That's how cool he is. *nods*


Liam Neeson can't fly a helicopter.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:28 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Actually, even one of Liam Neeson's chest hairs could handle that. That's how cool he is. *nods*


Liam Neeson can't fly a helicopter.

Morgan Freeman can fly a plane.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:28 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Liam Neeson can't fly a helicopter.

Morgan Freeman can fly a plane.

Morgan Freeman can fly a library, Jackie.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:37 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Actually, even one of Liam Neeson's chest hairs could handle that. That's how cool he is. *nods*


Liam Neeson can't fly a helicopter.

His chest hair can though :p
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Postby Hetland 2 » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:28 am

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Postby Olthar » Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:28 am


So, I guess this means the school is dead for good, then. :(
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