Elfen High 2 (OOC, Closed)

[Hetland 2]

Yeah.

I'll kick Night's ass if he doesn't let us RP recruiting the armies.

That's the whole point of this arc, really.

... Who the fuck is Maria supposed to recruit? Chronic bedwetters?

[Nude East Ireland]

Yeah.

I'll kick Night's ass if he doesn't let us RP recruiting the armies.

That's the whole point of this arc, really.

Then you'll be both the Bear Echelon and the President of India.

I mean, you're already India's second most powerful political figure anyways.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

I'd love to make a post, but a. TIE isn't on so there's really no point, and b. I'm tipsy.

Also need to figure out what James is going to do during the "recruiting the armies" thing. Unless...

[Nude East Ireland]

I'd love to make a post, but a. TIE isn't on so there's really no point, and b. I'm tipsy.

Also need to figure out what James is going to do during the "recruiting the armies" thing. Unless...

He can recruit Angel-

Oh wait.

[Metanih]

Wait. Fuck.I missed something important.

What is this about recruiting armies?

[Nationstatelandsville]

That's the whole point of this arc, really.

Then you'll be both the Bear Echelon and the President of India.

I mean, you're already India's second most powerful political figure anyways.

No, I should be able to control the Echelons.

I have a specific thing in mind for them.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Wait. Fuck.I missed something important.

What is this about recruiting armies?

We're attacking Hell.

Which means Rayne gets to slaughter her entire extended family on her father's side.

[Nude East Ireland]

Then you'll be both the Bear Echelon and the President of India.

I mean, you're already India's second most powerful political figure anyways.

No, I should be able to control the Echelons.

I have a specific thing in mind for them.

Ok.

[Nationstatelandsville]

No, I should be able to control the Echelons.

I have a specific thing in mind for them.

Ok.

Night and I did discuss what the bear army will be like.

It's awesome.

[Metanih]

Wait. Fuck.I missed something important.

What is this about recruiting armies?

We're attacking Hell.

Which means Rayne gets to slaughter her entire extended family on her father's side.

Right... I suppose that makes the idea of Rayne getting an army of sex demons on her side a rather poor idea...
I realized as soon as I thought of it that it was out of character, but it was funny to picture.

[Nationstatelandsville]

We're attacking Hell.

Which means Rayne gets to slaughter her entire extended family on her father's side.

Right... I suppose that makes the idea of Rayne getting an army of sex demons on her side a rather poor idea...
I realized as soon as I thought of it that it was out of character, but it was funny to picture.

She could get some other people with her... services.

I mean, have you watched the news? Politicians, uh.... yeah.

[Metanih]

Right... I suppose that makes the idea of Rayne getting an army of sex demons on her side a rather poor idea...
I realized as soon as I thought of it that it was out of character, but it was funny to picture.

She could get some other people with her... services.

I mean, have you watched the news? Politicians, uh.... yeah.

I'll give it a night's thought. And a days, if I can think tomorrow.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Fuck, Night is offline right when I was going to talk to him.

[The Nuclear Fist]

We're recruiting armies? Ooh, I want to recruit an army of Deep Ones.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That's the whole point of this arc, really.

... Who the fuck is Maria supposed to recruit? Chronic bedwetters?

There will be a shitload of fights too.

[Constaniana]

I prefer Harley.

Joker is best villain.

Ra's al Ghul is immortal, a genius, has superior strength and intellect, discovers germs make you sick centuries before anyone else, but most importantly HE'S LIAM NEESON!!!!!

[Nationstatelandsville]

Joker is best villain.

Ra's al Ghul is immortal, a genius, has superior strength and intellect, discovers germs make you sick centuries before anyone else, but most importantly HE'S LIAM NEESON!!!!!

And he gone blown up by Christian Bale. Like a bitch.

None of the good villains were defeated by Batman in those movies, actually.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Ra's al Ghul is immortal, a genius, has superior strength and intellect, discovers germs make you sick centuries before anyone else, but most importantly HE'S LIAM NEESON!!!!!

And he gone blown up by Christian Bale. Like a bitch.

None of the good villains were defeated by Batman in those movies, actually.

Harvey Dent.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And he gone blown up by Christian Bale. Like a bitch.

None of the good villains were defeated by Batman in those movies, actually.

Harvey Dent.

I wouldn't really call him a villain.

Nor was he really killed by Batman. The ground killed him.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Harvey Dent.

I wouldn't really call him a villain.

Nor was he really killed by Batman. The ground killed him.

In the same way James Holmes didn't kill anyone, his gun did.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I wouldn't really call him a villain.

Nor was he really killed by Batman. The ground killed him.

In the same way James Holmes didn't kill anyone, his gun did.

Exactly.

(nods)

And Liam Neeson killed Liam Neeson, because fuck you, Liam Neeson decides when Liam Neeson dies.

[Olthar]

Wait. Fuck.I missed something important.

What is this about recruiting armies?

This is why you shouldn't leave for an entire day.

What happened:
Sari-chan and Rayne met up with Kate and then Kyoko. Sari-chan decided to call themselves the Four Adorable Warriors.
Kyoko turned back into Izanagi, so she got kicked out, and Ciel became the new Fourth.
Damien and Lewis found a magical map of the school in the air vents that shows where everyone is, just like that one map in Harry Potter.
Lewis shut off the paralyzing gas.
Crowley and the group following him went down into the basement and found EVE carrying off unconscious students.
James shot EVE and blew her up.
EVE transfered her consciousness into one of the other robots and then escaped through a portal into Hell with Queen Cuddles and sixty students.
Everyone met up in Crowley's office to talk about what all happened and what they should do.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Wait. Fuck.I missed something important.

What is this about recruiting armies?

This is why you shouldn't leave for an entire day.

What happened:
Sari-chan and Rayne met up with Kate and then Kyoko. Sari-chan decided to call themselves the Four Adorable Warriors.
Kyoko turned back into Izanagi, so she got kicked out, and Ciel became the new Fourth.
Damien and Lewis found a magical map of the school in the air vents that shows where everyone is, just like that one map in Harry Potter.
Lewis shut off the paralyzing gas.
Crowley and the group following him went down into the basement and found EVE carrying off unconscious students.
James shot EVE and blew her up.
EVE transfered her consciousness into one of the other robots and then escaped through a portal into Hell with Queen Cuddles and sixty students.
Everyone met up in Crowley's office to talk about what all happened and what they should do.

Also...

Lewis and Calliel hugged (Calliel, obviously, did not see this coming).
Oh, yeah, Calliel was there, because EVE is working with Azazel, who is locked up in his capital, the City of Dis, where Michael believes he is meeting with True Fae. Uriel has made a treaty with Azazel and, thus, refuses to intervene.
Pierre was a bitch and Ivy called him on it (with her palm).
Lewis punched Crowley again.
Crowley decided to amass an army for an attack on Hell, thinking to contact Thor. Damien is going to recruit India, Sarina the bunnies, and Lewis the bears.

[Constaniana]

In the same way James Holmes didn't kill anyone, his gun did.

Exactly.

(nods)

And Liam Neeson killed Liam Neeson, because fuck you, Liam Neeson decides when Liam Neeson dies.

This is the truth. Anyone who disagrees will face the wrath of his lightning and lightsabers.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Exactly.

(nods)

And Liam Neeson killed Liam Neeson, because fuck you, Liam Neeson decides when Liam Neeson dies.

This is the truth. Anyone who disagrees will face the wrath of his lightning and lightsabers.

You'll notice when Liam Neeson dies, it's always a really big deal and has massive consequences on the movie's plot, even stretching into the end of the trilogy.

Because Liam Neeson can see the future, and is trying to warn us.