NATION

PASSWORD

Elfen High 2 (OOC, Closed)

For all of your non-NationStates related roleplaying needs!

Advertisement

Remove ads

User avatar
Mavorpen
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 63266
Founded: Dec 20, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Mavorpen » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:35 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:Fantastic.

I also think I can work you back into the plot. Just knock on Crowley's office door.

It would require a lot of skill to turn "knock on Crowley's door" into a decent post.
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:35 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I also think I can work you back into the plot. Just knock on Crowley's office door.

It would require a lot of skill to turn "knock on Crowley's door" into a decent post.

You'll figure it out.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Constaniana
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25813
Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:36 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Also it's Mormons. Not even Sarina likes Mormons.

Hey, I have one Mormon friend.

He's also in Taiwan so I never have to actually see him, thank God for that. Mormons are icky.

Love you too Night.
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world. Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo
Pro: Jesus Christ, Distributism, The Shire, House Atreides
Anti: The Antichrist, Communism, Mordor, House Harkonnen
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:37 pm

Christopher Lee can speak English, French, Italian, Spanish, and German; has proficiency in Swedish, Russian, and Greek and can handle a little bit of Afrikaans, Zulu, Japanese, Mandarin Chinese and Swahili.

This is because Mr. Lee is a complete asshole and can't let anyone feel good about themselves.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Constaniana
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25813
Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:38 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Christopher Lee can speak English, French, Italian, Spanish, and German; has proficiency in Swedish, Russian, and Greek and can handle a little bit of Afrikaans, Zulu, Japanese, Mandarin Chinese and Swahili.

This is because Mr. Lee is a complete asshole and can't let anyone feel good about themselves.

What would you expect from Dr. Count Saruman?
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world. Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo
Pro: Jesus Christ, Distributism, The Shire, House Atreides
Anti: The Antichrist, Communism, Mordor, House Harkonnen
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:38 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Christopher Lee can speak English, French, Italian, Spanish, and German; has proficiency in Swedish, Russian, and Greek and can handle a little bit of Afrikaans, Zulu, Japanese, Mandarin Chinese and Swahili.

This is because Mr. Lee is a complete asshole and can't let anyone feel good about themselves.

Christopher Lee is Dracula.

But, you know, a good guy. Probably.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

User avatar
Nude East Ireland
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 17308
Founded: Dec 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:39 pm

"Crowley, get me and Damien we fought a highly-trained Indian Vampire in Hell."

"Dude, that's so crazy I'm just gonna sit in my office. Not even the Mormon assassins or the Antichrist Angel baby are this weird."
Part One of the Incredible, Invincible Team Dai-Zarkeland!

User avatar
Mavorpen
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 63266
Founded: Dec 20, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Mavorpen » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:39 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:It would require a lot of skill to turn "knock on Crowley's door" into a decent post.

You'll figure it out.

I suppose. Was gonna see if I could say he reincarnated again to spice it up. Scrapped that not soon after.
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman

User avatar
Constaniana
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25813
Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:42 pm

Next arc the Mormon Deathsquads should get Mechs.

Never mind, that's too ridiculous, even by EH standards.
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world. Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo
Pro: Jesus Christ, Distributism, The Shire, House Atreides
Anti: The Antichrist, Communism, Mordor, House Harkonnen
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:42 pm

Constaniana wrote:Next arc the Mormon Deathsquads should get Mechs.

Never mind, that's too ridiculous, even by EH standards.

The Mormons and bears will forge an alliance to bring the Justice of the Moon upon the world.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:43 pm

Constaniana wrote:Next arc the Mormon Deathsquads should get Mechs.

Never mind, that's too ridiculous, even by EH standards.

You have earned some of my respect.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Constaniana
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25813
Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:44 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Next arc the Mormon Deathsquads should get Mechs.

Never mind, that's too ridiculous, even by EH standards.

The Mormons and bears will forge an alliance to bring the Justice of the Moon upon the world.

Mormon Templars with lightsabers riding Bears that also have lightsabers.
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world. Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo
Pro: Jesus Christ, Distributism, The Shire, House Atreides
Anti: The Antichrist, Communism, Mordor, House Harkonnen
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

User avatar
Hardened Pyrokinetics
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7839
Founded: May 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:44 pm

WHERE THE FUCK IS ENDE.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

User avatar
Nude East Ireland
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 17308
Founded: Dec 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:44 pm

Constaniana wrote:Next arc the Mormon Deathsquads should get Mechs.

Never mind, that's too ridiculous, even by EH standards.

Terrorists came into England and slaughtered high school students without the government doing anything, a zombie with Excalibur showed up, and lightsabers existed. Nothing is too ridiculous by EH standards.
Part One of the Incredible, Invincible Team Dai-Zarkeland!

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:44 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:WHERE THE FUCK IS ENDE.

Well, it's midnight on his time zone.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Constaniana
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25813
Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:46 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Next arc the Mormon Deathsquads should get Mechs.

Never mind, that's too ridiculous, even by EH standards.

You have earned some of my respect.

This is a first :p
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world. Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo
Pro: Jesus Christ, Distributism, The Shire, House Atreides
Anti: The Antichrist, Communism, Mordor, House Harkonnen
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:46 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Next arc the Mormon Deathsquads should get Mechs.

Never mind, that's too ridiculous, even by EH standards.

Terrorists came into England and slaughtered high school students without the government doing anything, a zombie with Excalibur showed up, and lightsabers existed. Nothing is too ridiculous by EH standards.

Also, Damien.

Actually, mainly Damien.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

User avatar
Constaniana
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25813
Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:46 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Terrorists came into England and slaughtered high school students without the government doing anything, a zombie with Excalibur showed up, and lightsabers existed. Nothing is too ridiculous by EH standards.

Also, Damien.

Actually, mainly Damien.

And bears. Bears.
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world. Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo
Pro: Jesus Christ, Distributism, The Shire, House Atreides
Anti: The Antichrist, Communism, Mordor, House Harkonnen
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:47 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Also, Damien.

Actually, mainly Damien.

And bears. Bears.

Damien came first.

I originally wrote that sentence as "Damien came precedent". The Office is distracting.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

User avatar
Hardened Pyrokinetics
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7839
Founded: May 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:48 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Next arc the Mormon Deathsquads should get Mechs.

Never mind, that's too ridiculous, even by EH standards.

Terrorists came into England and slaughtered high school students without the government doing anything, a zombie with Excalibur showed up, and lightsabers existed. Nothing is too ridiculous by EH standards.

I did attempt to justify the former with members of the government being involved, but Night vetoed it right when I was about to present the twist.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:48 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Terrorists came into England and slaughtered high school students without the government doing anything, a zombie with Excalibur showed up, and lightsabers existed. Nothing is too ridiculous by EH standards.

I did attempt to justify the former with members of the government being involved, but Night vetoed it right when I was about to present the twist.

That's because it's stupid. All of that was stupid.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

User avatar
Nude East Ireland
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 17308
Founded: Dec 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:49 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Terrorists came into England and slaughtered high school students without the government doing anything, a zombie with Excalibur showed up, and lightsabers existed. Nothing is too ridiculous by EH standards.

I did attempt to justify the former with members of the government being involved, but Night vetoed it right when I was about to present the twist.

The government hated people that saved the world and made lightsabers?

We sure EH wasn't set in Texas during Arc 3?
Part One of the Incredible, Invincible Team Dai-Zarkeland!

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:50 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Terrorists came into England and slaughtered high school students without the government doing anything, a zombie with Excalibur showed up, and lightsabers existed. Nothing is too ridiculous by EH standards.

I did attempt to justify the former with members of the government being involved, but Night vetoed it right when I was about to present the twist.

We should all forget it and pretend it never happened.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:50 pm

Why the fuck is Jacob using South African slang.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Nude East Ireland
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 17308
Founded: Dec 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:51 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:I did attempt to justify the former with members of the government being involved, but Night vetoed it right when I was about to present the twist.

We should all forget it and pretend it never happened.

That's like trying to forget... wait... what the fuck were we talking about?
Part One of the Incredible, Invincible Team Dai-Zarkeland!

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Portal to the Multiverse

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot], Olthenia, Turkducken

Advertisement

Remove ads