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by Mavorpen » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:35 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:35 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Constaniana » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:36 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:37 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Constaniana » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:38 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Christopher Lee can speak English, French, Italian, Spanish, and German; has proficiency in Swedish, Russian, and Greek and can handle a little bit of Afrikaans, Zulu, Japanese, Mandarin Chinese and Swahili.
This is because Mr. Lee is a complete asshole and can't let anyone feel good about themselves.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:38 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Christopher Lee can speak English, French, Italian, Spanish, and German; has proficiency in Swedish, Russian, and Greek and can handle a little bit of Afrikaans, Zulu, Japanese, Mandarin Chinese and Swahili.
This is because Mr. Lee is a complete asshole and can't let anyone feel good about themselves.

by Nude East Ireland » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:39 pm

by Mavorpen » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:39 pm

by Constaniana » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:42 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:42 pm
Constaniana wrote:Next arc the Mormon Deathsquads should get Mechs.
Never mind, that's too ridiculous, even by EH standards.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:43 pm
Constaniana wrote:Next arc the Mormon Deathsquads should get Mechs.
Never mind, that's too ridiculous, even by EH standards.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Constaniana » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:44 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:44 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nude East Ireland » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:44 pm
Constaniana wrote:Next arc the Mormon Deathsquads should get Mechs.
Never mind, that's too ridiculous, even by EH standards.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:44 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:WHERE THE FUCK IS ENDE.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Constaniana » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:46 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:46 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Constaniana wrote:Next arc the Mormon Deathsquads should get Mechs.
Never mind, that's too ridiculous, even by EH standards.
Terrorists came into England and slaughtered high school students without the government doing anything, a zombie with Excalibur showed up, and lightsabers existed. Nothing is too ridiculous by EH standards.

by Constaniana » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:46 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:47 pm

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:48 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Constaniana wrote:Next arc the Mormon Deathsquads should get Mechs.
Never mind, that's too ridiculous, even by EH standards.
Terrorists came into England and slaughtered high school students without the government doing anything, a zombie with Excalibur showed up, and lightsabers existed. Nothing is too ridiculous by EH standards.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:48 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:Terrorists came into England and slaughtered high school students without the government doing anything, a zombie with Excalibur showed up, and lightsabers existed. Nothing is too ridiculous by EH standards.
I did attempt to justify the former with members of the government being involved, but Night vetoed it right when I was about to present the twist.

by Nude East Ireland » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:49 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:Terrorists came into England and slaughtered high school students without the government doing anything, a zombie with Excalibur showed up, and lightsabers existed. Nothing is too ridiculous by EH standards.
I did attempt to justify the former with members of the government being involved, but Night vetoed it right when I was about to present the twist.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:50 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:Terrorists came into England and slaughtered high school students without the government doing anything, a zombie with Excalibur showed up, and lightsabers existed. Nothing is too ridiculous by EH standards.
I did attempt to justify the former with members of the government being involved, but Night vetoed it right when I was about to present the twist.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:50 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nude East Ireland » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:51 pm
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