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by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:48 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:51 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:She totally is. I mean, what right-minded girl sleeps with one-dimensional old men?
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:04 pm
Condunum wrote:So, can anyone give a small recap of what I've missed since the last time I posted?
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:07 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:09 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:09 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:11 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:12 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I have brain damage

by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:13 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Constaniana » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:19 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:19 pm

by Ameriganastan » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:21 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:23 pm
Condunum wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Doctor Horn forgot about you mid-sentence.
I shall remedy that and he'll give you a quest and some shit.
And I'll reply to Zark and Ameri because I forgot them too.
A quest? This sounds interesting, and I will finally get to flex my creativity past dicking around.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:29 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Mavorpen » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:30 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I'm sending two demon warlords to kill off the Latter Day Saints and nobody is raising an eyebrow at this.
This just shows how much this rp has corrupted your definition of normal.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:31 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Constaniana » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:32 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I'm sending two demon warlords to kill off the Latter Day Saints and nobody is raising an eyebrow at this.
This just shows how much this rp has corrupted your definition of normal.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:32 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:32 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I'm sending two demon warlords to kill off the Latter Day Saints and nobody is raising an eyebrow at this.
This just shows how much this rp has corrupted your definition of normal.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:34 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I'm sending two demon warlords to kill off the Latter Day Saints and nobody is raising an eyebrow at this.
This just shows how much this rp has corrupted your definition of normal.
We stopped caring after Jehovah killed Crowley and stopped expecting anything but the weirdest after the bears.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:35 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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