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by The Nuclear Fist » Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:01 pm
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by Erinkita » Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:10 pm

by AETEN II » Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:12 am
The Nuclear Fist wrote:The Hound of Azathoth spun on his heel to face the taller Malal, inclining his head so that he stared directly into the Asgardian's eyes. "I would appreciate it if you told me where I can find Nyarlathotep." He said, gently brushing Malal's hand from his shoulder. He crossed his hands in front of his chest and waited for and answer, his black, emotionless eyes looking over the specimen in front of him, analyzing him. The Hound highly doubted this creature was actually going to help, indeed it was relatively certain it would do its best to hinder the Hound's hunt for Nyarla. But that was to be expected with their kind, those born of Asgardian blood. Always born of fire and pride, without the ability to stop and think of one's actions.
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Rupudska » Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:10 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James instinctively jumped backwards in an attempt to avoid the lightning ball. Of course, that wasn't going to work. If anyone managed to get a look at his face, they would see him rolling his eyes. "Oh Christ, not again..." He moaned, right before the ball of lightning slammed into his chest, sending him flying backwards down the hallway, through the cafeteria, past the counselor's offices, past Crowley's office, and out the front doors, before bouncing off a tree and into the garage, going head-first through the back window of Yuzuki's Javelin before finally being stopped by the seats and dashboard, all the while screaming "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU."
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by Seshephe » Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:05 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James was about to start his class, not waiting for anyone else to arrive, when he heard the breaking of walls and Maria's screaming. Immediately he bolted out the door and dashed to the girl's bathroom, unfortunately forgetting to reload his revolver. As he neared the restrooms, he spotted a man clad in black in front of a broken wall. "YOU!" He yelled at the intruder, coming to a stop. "Who the fuck are you, and why are you here?"

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:06 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by The Nuclear Fist » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:19 pm
AETEN II wrote:"Certainly, the wench is this way." Malal said as he grabbed the creature by the left arm and virtually dragged it across the floor in a quickened pace. Upon reaching his classroom, Malal quickly opened the door and threw the Shard in, then made a gesture to his minions before slamming the door shut and locking it. The demigod then quickly bolted off to Nyarla's office, skidding into walls whenever he tried to round corners.
Meanwhile, the soulless undead in Malal's classroom began to rise from their normal positions as decorations, grabbing anything that could be remotely considered a weapon. Yes, they would be defeated. But they'd certainly buy time, and maybe, just maybe, they might leave a small scratch somewhere. It was the best they could hope for. All the poor husks new was that their Lord had given an order, and they would do their best to execute it.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by The Inritus Extraho » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:21 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Good, so the wipe did take." the dwarf said in a pleased manner. Crowley walked over and took the hammer. "Pleasure doing business with you." The dwarf grunted in annoyance. Then since I'm not descriptive right now, Crowley used a hand and opened a plot portal into Asgard, rushing everyone through. They arrived where they had left from, the Vahalla bar with a mopey Thor.
"Found your hammer." Crowley said briefly, holding it up.
"My glorious hammer!" Thor yelled in pleasure, reaching out for it. Of course, Crowley kept it out of reach.
"Nope. Not yet. First, you need to say yes to the deal."
Thor frowned. "What deal?" He was suffering from post-hangover exhaustion, a common thing.
"Go into Hell, help us fight Azazel head on."
"...What the fuck. How drunk was I?"
"Very. But now you made a deal."
Though clearly rather unhappy and considering rehab, Thor took his hammer and nodded. "I will join your forces."

by Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:38 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by Olthar » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:39 pm

by Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:43 pm
Olthar wrote:Holding a tray in her hand, Sari-chan looked up as the wall was smashed in, and some sort of bizarre deformity that was once a man stepped through. She smiled, oblivious to anything that was happening. She assumed that he was merely a visitor on a tour through the school.
"Yup! Fresh baked! You can have some if you want!" she giggled.
Skipping over to the abomination, Sari-chan held up a tray of what appeared to be bright orange lumps of clay shaking and vibrating of their own accord. A couple of them even had rudimentary noses, ears, and/or mouths.
"Careful, though, they're still hot!"
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by The Nuclear Fist » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:52 pm
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by Olthar » Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:01 pm

by Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:05 pm
Olthar wrote:"Well, I don't know what 'dispatch' means, but yeah, I know where she is," Sari-chan responded, "If you leave the cafeteria through that door and turn right at the first intersection, then you'll eventually reach the office area. Turn left, and continue on, and you'll get to the counselors' offices. She's in the left office. At least, those are usually the directions. The school sometimes switches things up, but she should be roughly around there. Anyways, good luck!"
Sari-chan gave the Hound a hug before returning to the kitchen. She had many more cookies left to bake. There were a lot of rabbits.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by AETEN II » Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:06 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by The Nuclear Fist » Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:44 pm
AETEN II wrote:Malal rounded the final corner and smacked into the wall at its edge as he attempted to reach Nyarla as fast as he possibly could. Now standing in front of the door to her office, Malal decided to forgo knocking politely and instead charged forward and smashed the door off its hinges. The demigod then stood up from his stooped position and dusted off the shoulder that had caused the destruction before he turned to the Outer God.
"A Shard is HERE. IN THE SCHOOL. I wouldn't mind meeting your relatives someday, but I don't like the intentions of this one. Unless you are even more powerful than you have led me to believe, I suggest that we flee. I doubt that it would dare to cross into Olympus or Asgard." Malal stated as he pulled out his sword and turned to face the entrance of the office, he knew the blade wouldn't kill the creature, but it might wound it. Asgardian metal ought have some obscure magical property that would inflict some minimal damage. He then looked worryingly back at Nyarla, still keeping one of his odd eyes on the doorway.
"How strong exactly is a Hound?" Malal asked Nyarla as he poked his head out the door-frame and quickly pulled it back upon seeing that the coast was clear, for now.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by AETEN II » Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:37 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by The Nuclear Fist » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:42 pm
AETEN II wrote:"I-i-diot. You c-c-n't kill wh-at isn't alive." Malal stuttered as he hauled himself off the ground, gripping the wound in his neck with his left hand and his sword in the right.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:14 pm

by Ameriganastan » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:31 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:As she walked through the hallways, headed towards the offices, Ciel, who was blissfully unaware of the Eldritch battles being held elsewhere in the massive Eldritch building of a school, stopped in her tracks. Her nose caught a sweet scent, and this made her realize that she hadn't really eaten anything since the morning of the previous day. Her stomach grumbled, and she slowly walked began walking through the hallways once again, following the scent -Cookies, if she wasn't mistaken- this time.
Eventually, the smell of cookies led Ciel to the cafeteria. She opened the doors only to find that there was a mess, but she didn't particularly mind. She looked at Laz and Sari-chan, and then at her stomach, which grumbled yet again. She then looked back up at them, with pleading eyes.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by Constaniana » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:02 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:13 pm

by Ameriganastan » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:48 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Ciel heard Lazrian say something, before tossing her a few cookies. She dexterously caught them and began eating them hurriedly. After eating a few of the cookies Laz gave her, she looked at him. "Thanks. I hadn't eaten anything since yesterday's breakfast." She said, justifying herself. She then ate once again, more calmly this time, while also thinking about what the rats were doing still in the basement. Sari-chan probably gave them something to do.
"These are delicious, by the way." She said afterwards, and continued eating.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:18 pm

by Ameriganastan » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:25 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:"I would go to your restaurant." Ciel commented as she finished the last of the cookies Lazrian had tossed at her and walked over to the plate with the rest of them, eating some more. Her hunger finally stopped bothering her, and she let out a sigh of relief, making a mental note to never wander around the school without a lunchbox. She didn't know where exactly she could get one of those, though.
"Anyway, thanks for that. I really needed it." She said to Laz, before a thought struck her. She paused for a moment before speaking again. "By the way... Would you like to help me recruit for the war? I can explain more in-depth if you'd like."
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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