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by Metanih » Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:52 pm

by Olthar » Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:59 pm

by Metanih » Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:12 pm

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by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:28 pm

by Nude East Ireland » Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:16 pm

by Hetland 2 » Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:51 pm
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:55 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by AETEN II » Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:21 pm
AETEN II wrote:Malal grumbled as he showed up for the 'weapons training', firearms, he hated the blasted mortal weapons. His large, bony index finger rarely was able to fit into the 'trigger guard'- the existence of such a thing puzzled him. It was as if the designers of such weapons wanted to prevent him using them, as if the inventors specifically wanted to piss him off. During World War Two he had finally given up on the trigger guards and simply ripped them off. He still found difficulty using reloading most firearms however, during the war he had simply picked up a gun off a dead German and sprayed it about until the clip was drained. Then he pulled out his sword and resumed the bloodbath. Hopefully the human technology had advanced since then.
Malal entered the gym and glared at James- if the mortal made but the slightest insult upon his 'skill' with firearms...
"A pleasant visit to one of my greatest friends who I am certainly not scheming to make his afterlife most miserable. Indeed dear ally, how are you?" The question towards James was laced with malice and hatred, which he didn't initially have. For Malal knew (and it wasn't too great of a stretch), Nyarla had been playing brainwashing recordings of James-hate she had taped whenever he slept. He certainly wouldn't have put it past that evil mind of her's, but in truth, he didn't care how his hatred of James resulted. It was almost like a trope to hate James in fact. Everybody did.
"Firearms and me do not exactly mix. What weapons do you have that lack a 'finger guard' or whatever the hell it's called, or one that can be easily removed? I'd really prefer an energy weapon anyway. Something I don't have to reload."
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Erinkita » Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:47 pm

by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:58 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Damien jumped up, and landed onto the spear, trying to find his balance the entire time. However, he took his sword and plunged it down at Mountainfire's head, to, well, stab the fuck out of it.

by Nude East Ireland » Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:12 pm

by Nationstatelandsville » Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:50 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Damien stood up, and spat a little blood onto the ground. "Bears and men are nothing. Demons, Angels, Gods - they're all nothing as well. Everything dies. You'll die. Your clan will die. Your species will die. And I will die. And there will be nothing left. No one will remember you or your people, or me or my people. No one will remember the Egyptian Gods, no one will remember Heaven, and no one will remember Hell. Everything moves, and everything dies. Why don't you save what lives you can, and what small time you and your entire species has left, and let me pass. I am helping to save everything and everyone. If you are not going to let me do that, then you will be the cause of the death of all things. And would you enjoy that? Tell me, Mountainfire, would you enjoy killing everything that ever existed?"
Damien sheathed his sword, and walked forward. "If you are, then kill me now. But if you have honor - not for me, or Lewis Jameson, or Minh, or any of humanity - but for life and its beauty and teachings, then you will let me and my companions pass and help save all things from death."

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:51 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nude East Ireland » Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:55 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:Damien stood up, and spat a little blood onto the ground. "Bears and men are nothing. Demons, Angels, Gods - they're all nothing as well. Everything dies. You'll die. Your clan will die. Your species will die. And I will die. And there will be nothing left. No one will remember you or your people, or me or my people. No one will remember the Egyptian Gods, no one will remember Heaven, and no one will remember Hell. Everything moves, and everything dies. Why don't you save what lives you can, and what small time you and your entire species has left, and let me pass. I am helping to save everything and everyone. If you are not going to let me do that, then you will be the cause of the death of all things. And would you enjoy that? Tell me, Mountainfire, would you enjoy killing everything that ever existed?"
Damien sheathed his sword, and walked forward. "If you are, then kill me now. But if you have honor - not for me, or Lewis Jameson, or Minh, or any of humanity - but for life and its beauty and teachings, then you will let me and my companions pass and help save all things from death."
"Your human morality is so very strange," the bear replied, sighing heavily (which was oddly adorable), "So twisted. Man shall not man, you say. So very useless. What if a man is eating your fish, leaving you hungry? A bear would kill that man. What if you are hungry due to a lack of fish and another man walks by? A bear would eat that man. What if that man kills many other men? Does he deserve death? Yes, many say. But, then, what is the point of saying he should not have killed those people? Were they not sinners too, through sheer life? Would you not steal to eat? And you say not to meddle in the affairs of others, but you ignore this the moment someone seems suspect. You say not to judge others, but you have obviously judged me as some kind of genocidal beast because of one attack. Did you consider that you stand on a point of reverance? Did you consider that you just landed an airplane on the Temple Mount and demanded we sacrifice many of our soldiers for your cause?
We bears are noble. Consistent. Our morality, our code of honor, is the same for all. Be you a simple fawn or a saint, we shall challenge you if you wish to speak to us. Such is the way of the bears. It has always been so, since the elder days when man knew its place in the African wild, hunted and devoured by stronger creatures who did not dwell on silly tools and fire."
Mountainfire stepped towards Damien slowly, preparing to stab him through his throat. He was quite clearly off-balance, however, and tired.

by Constaniana » Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:00 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:04 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Your human morality is so very strange," the bear replied, sighing heavily (which was oddly adorable), "So twisted. Man shall not man, you say. So very useless. What if a man is eating your fish, leaving you hungry? A bear would kill that man. What if you are hungry due to a lack of fish and another man walks by? A bear would eat that man. What if that man kills many other men? Does he deserve death? Yes, many say. But, then, what is the point of saying he should not have killed those people? Were they not sinners too, through sheer life? Would you not steal to eat? And you say not to meddle in the affairs of others, but you ignore this the moment someone seems suspect. You say not to judge others, but you have obviously judged me as some kind of genocidal beast because of one attack. Did you consider that you stand on a point of reverance? Did you consider that you just landed an airplane on the Temple Mount and demanded we sacrifice many of our soldiers for your cause?
We bears are noble. Consistent. Our morality, our code of honor, is the same for all. Be you a simple fawn or a saint, we shall challenge you if you wish to speak to us. Such is the way of the bears. It has always been so, since the elder days when man knew its place in the African wild, hunted and devoured by stronger creatures who did not dwell on silly tools and fire."
Mountainfire stepped towards Damien slowly, preparing to stab him through his throat. He was quite clearly off-balance, however, and tired.
Damien nodded. He then ducked, and move forward, grabbing Mountainfire's spear and standing up, still gripping the spear tightly. He pulled the spear back, and then kicked Mountainfire in the stomach, ripping the spear from the bear's hand and twirling it into his own hands. He held it into the air, the tip aimed at Mountainfire. He stood still for a moment, his eyes still on the bear, and then he thrusted down, as hard as he could.
And the spear stuck out of the ground, beside Mountainfire's head, and he sighed. He let go, and looked down into Mountainfire's eyes. "I'm not going to kill you. You have caused me no true harm, and I wish to cause none to you."

by Nude East Ireland » Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:17 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:32 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:45 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Olthar » Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:51 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:00 pm
Olthar wrote:Sari-chan whirled around and saw someone in a wheelchair. For a brief moment, she looked confused before remembering that he was Minh's son. However this was the first time they had actually met. Giving Daisuke a smile, she spoke, ignoring his question.
"We haven't been introduced have we?" she asked, "Well then, let's fix that! Hello! My name is Sarina, but you can call me Sari-chan. Everyone does! What's your name?"
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Olthar » Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:09 pm

by Hetland 2 » Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:36 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James turned away from Maria and looked at Malal. "Most firearms come with a trigger guard. It's meant to prevent the weapon being accidentally discharged. That said, I should be able to find you a weapon with either a larger trigger guard to accommodate your biology. Most modern weaponry is designed to be modified to fit the user's preference." He waved towards the chairs. "Take a seat. It'll be another 45 minutes before I start with whoever is here." He turned back to Maria. "That goes for you, too."
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:47 pm
Hetland 2 wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James turned away from Maria and looked at Malal. "Most firearms come with a trigger guard. It's meant to prevent the weapon being accidentally discharged. That said, I should be able to find you a weapon with either a larger trigger guard to accommodate your biology. Most modern weaponry is designed to be modified to fit the user's preference." He waved towards the chairs. "Take a seat. It'll be another 45 minutes before I start with whoever is here." He turned back to Maria. "That goes for you, too."
Maria cackled drunkenly, patting James on the back lightly, which was significantly less light than she thought it would. She grinned wildly and cackled some more.
"But Jamesey!" There was a definite slur to her words. "I had a friggen' brilliant idea..."
She grabbed him by the shirt and leaned in, "A bazooka that shoots girders. Friggen' brilliant. I wannit. Get it for-" She stumbled back giggling, "Get it fer me..."
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
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