Elfen High 2: Welcome and Welcome Back

[Rupudska]

Alex, the seventeen-year old who dreamed about killing people, was doing everything he could to keep from shuddering. This teacher was a cold-blooded, people-hating, judgmental bitch. An attractive bitch, nonetheless. By now Alex almost had a whole page down; something about something had happened, when the blah of Blahland decided to blah. Alright, never mind, he had nowhere near a page down. Timidly saying, "Ma'am, I seem to have a..." he gulped, steeling himself, " a reading disorder." His face showed the utmost worry.

Yuzuki stared at the book, then at Alex, then back at the book, then back at Alex. "Well, why didn't you speak up? I can't read minds, unlike the biology teacher here." She snatched up the book, and placed two sheets of paper on his desk. The first had a brief but very readable (Moreso than the book itself) summary of what happened in the first few chapters. The second was a worksheet. "Do that for the rest of the period."

[Shadyrya]

Alex, the seventeen-year old who dreamed about killing people, was doing everything he could to keep from shuddering. This teacher was a cold-blooded, people-hating, judgmental bitch. An attractive bitch, nonetheless. By now Alex almost had a whole page down; something about something had happened, when the blah of Blahland decided to blah. Alright, never mind, he had nowhere near a page down. Timidly saying, "Ma'am, I seem to have a..." he gulped, steeling himself, " a reading disorder." His face showed the utmost worry.

Yuzuki stared at the book, then at Alex, then back at the book, then back at Alex. "Well, why didn't you speak up? I can't read minds, unlike the biology teacher here." She snatched up the book, and placed two sheets of paper on his desk. The first had a brief but very readable (Moreso than the book itself) summary of what happened in the first few chapters. The second was a worksheet. "Do that for the rest of the period."

Damn happy that he hadn't been skewered by floating bullets or something, he sighed. However, reading a summary was in no way easier than reading a chapter. Maybe a bit; he decoded something about a 'main character.' Not really, though. Afraid to speak up yet again, due to the inherent risk of death, he blindly filled out the sheet.

Q1: Who was the main character?
A1: A hobgoebline with wangs who fanzeed himself an xtraterestrual.

And so it went on.

[Constaniana]

Edward knocked on Crowley's door, not really looking in since he didn't want to see whatever weird nonsense Crowley would undoubtedly be up to. "Mr. Crowley? Lewis said I had to come here...probably since he overdosed on crack this morning or something..." Edward said. Well I'm really the one to blame for being here..though it was totally worth it

Crowley was wiping some things with tissues. "What?" he yelled. "Oh, Lewis? Just go back to class." He paused. Yuzuki was teaching. "On second thought, do what you want. Class is interesting, but it might go badly for you."

"Really? Cool," Eddie responded. "Yuzuki is the raccoon lady right?" It sounded like Crowley answered yes. "Alright cool just checking .." Eddie said, walking out of Crowley's office. He looked down both sides of the corridor, and randomly decided to go left. He was unsure what he would do, but it would be more enjoyable. He walked outside on the lawn, going on a small hill and laying there, feeling the sun shining in his face and he stretched and sighed contentedly ...

[Astrolinium]

Eric Manischewitz's eyes shot open and he instantly looked at the time.

"Oy gevalt, holy fucking shit," were the first words out of his mouth. The fuck. The fucking fuck. How had he slept this long? Oh, shit on Solomon in a red plastic cup. He sat up and rubbed his temples, repeating, "Holy shit" to himself. This went on for about half a minute before he uttered, "Holy fuck," and tore out of bed, throwing on clothes haphazardly. He ended up wearing a light blue t-shirt and a pair of bright orange short shorts. They went maybe a quarter of the way down to his knee, but fuck if he cared.

Eric grabbed a pencil and some paper and bolted out of the room. His hair was sticking up in the back, and his boxers were actually longer than his shorts. They were plaid. He had, in the rush, forgotten to put on socks and shoes.

Eventually, panting, he came to the English Literature room's door. He threw it open, walked in, and shouted, "I'm so sorry I'm late; I overslept! My name is Eric, I'm gay."

[Shadyrya]

The plain stupidity and arrogance of the kid shook Alex out of his fear. "Nice to know, mind sitting down and reading this Angles Kill You book or whatever book." Realizing he had just spoken at a stupid time, he awaited the bullets that sliced his throat open. Just to put on a good show, he filled put another question;

Q2: What was the main characters quest?
A2: To reedescoover his sparutualitee and sumoon his ponee to fly him back to his homee.

Alex grimaced.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The bell rang, class ended, and a tired and sighing Minh walked in and took a furious Yukuzi out of the class and to Crowley's office, where the dry spell ended.

[Metanih]

"Come on Sari-chan, lets go... somewhere." Rayne realized she had no clue where she was going for the next class, and, if it was anything like the last two, probably more worth skipping than anything else. At least in this one she had learned something, as opposed to the other one, the math class, where the teacher's horrendous lack of knowledge was probably contagious. Rayne could have sworn her intelligence was draining away as she sat in the class room.

"Honestly, do you think we could just skip the class? There is a whole school, and it is huge..." Rayne said, looking around. She recalled her first thought. Its bigger on the inside than the outside... and thought about how hard it would be to find people in a place like this. It would really be pretty awesome, unless they got lost.

[Shadyrya]

Alex was visibly relieved.He stared at the heavens and screamed, "THANK YOU LORD!" before calming down and putting his worksheet on Yuzuki's desk. Asking an innocent-looking enough Pierre, "Is it lunch now?" he decided that he'd attempt to actually read the Harry Potter books. Or at least figure out who they were by. Wishing he had some sort of power to summon his sword, he stood, stagnant, beside the reformed delinquent. He respected him for shoving himself onto the teacher's radar, and disrespecting her to the utmost. That was awesome.

[Astrolinium]

Eric looked positively dismayed. Distraught. Outright crushed.
The bell had rung.
"But... but... I just got here! But... literature!"

He sighed and looked at the floor and suddenly noticed that he had broken one of his own rules - he was wearing shorts that were shorter than his underwear.

"Oh, holy hell. So this is what I'm wearing today. Fan-fucking-tastic."

The thought of going back to change didn't once cross his mind. So instead he wandered over towards Alex and Pierre and said, "Hi, I'm Eric, and I'm gay."

There was a brief pause.

"I already said that, didn't I? Well, I'm also Jewish."

[Olthar]

After Yuzuki had left the room, Sari-chan let out a very audible sigh of relief and immediately jumped at Rayne, hugging her tight, probably a bit too tight. She wasn't breaking any bones, but...

"That was the most terrifying time of my life, Raye-Raye-chan!" she spoke, shivering, "I don't want to go to the next class! It's probably going to be even worse! Can we just skip it? That's not bad, is it? Can't we just go somewhere and have some fun, away from all these scary, psychotic 'teachers?' We won't get in trouble, will we?"

After a short while, Sari-chan registered what Rayne had said and realized that she suggested the same thing. Lifting Rayne up, Sari-chan let out an excited squeal before running out of the room and down the halls, happily carrying Rayne around. Though, where she was going, she didn't know.

[Constaniana]

The bell rang, ending Eddie's nap. "Warlocks and trolls..." he unintelligibly muttered as he stood up. What time is it anyway...I think it's lunch now...you know what, I'm hungry anyway, and even if I do have class it'll probably be with some other insane person. Edward thought. He walked back into the school, somehow conveniently finding the lunch room, and got got his food, completely stacking his plate with fried chicken. He seemed to be the first one there but ie didn't mind.

[Metanih]

"Agh... Gah... Eeip..." Were the only noises that Rayne could make while held by Sarina's death-vise-grip. As she went, she fought blurred vision and fast speeds as she desperately tried to memorize the path they took. Rayne seriously hoped the hallways didn't move, but given the stories she had heard of map-makers and this school...

After a while of going, Rayne simply wrapped her arms around Sari-chan, and held on for dear life. Rayne knew she was pretty smart, but memorizing this, as she rapidly discovered, was an exercise in futility.

[Olthar]

After several minutes of sprinting, Sari-chan stopped to catch her breath as she loosened her grip on Rayne. Panting, she sat down and leaned against a wall. Looking around, she saw that they were in a part of the school that Sari-chan couldn't recognize. The abundant number of cobwebs and the peeling wallpaper also didn't paint a very good image. Sari-chan guessed that this must be an abandoned part of the school, which really didn't bode well for them. This school was so insane that calling it "maze-like" was an insult to its complexity.

Still panting, she turned to Rayne, "Heh...Sorry, I...I guess I...got...carried away...huh? Where do...Where...you think...we...are?"

[The Inritus Extraho]

Jade saw one of the girls drag the other out of the classroom, and decided she was done with this - as were they. She had heard them talking about ditching class, so why shouldn't she? She ran after them, following them, and quickly lost her way - much like them - but not losing them. Hah. If that sentence made any sense. However, since she didn't lost track of the two girls, she managed to follow them - although she had to run full-out, and made quite a bit of noise a result. She didn't really care, though, she just wanted someone to spend time with considering that she did not want to go to another class. The teachers were completely insane! But... as she drew closer, she noticed that the two weren't running, but the girl with the tail and cat ears was carrying the ravenhair. Interesting.

They pulled to a stop, and Jade stopped as well, blinking at the sudden stop. "Y-you guys are ditching, yeah?" she asked in a quiet murmur.

[Amon and Friends]

Alex was visibly relieved.He stared at the heavens and screamed, "THANK YOU LORD!" before calming down and putting his worksheet on Yuzuki's desk. Asking an innocent-looking enough Pierre, "Is it lunch now?" he decided that he'd attempt to actually read the Harry Potter books. Or at least figure out who they were by. Wishing he had some sort of power to summon his sword, he stood, stagnant, beside the reformed delinquent. He respected him for shoving himself onto the teacher's radar, and disrespecting her to the utmost. That was awesome.

"Actually, no, I don't think it's lunch. According to the planner, we have Geography next." Pierre said. "Or at least, I'm pretty sure it's geography. You want talk on the way there? I really should be meeting people. I'm Pierre. Nice to meet you. Your name's Alex, right?"

He walked towards the hallway.

"By the way, do you have a GPS of some sort? I really have no idea where the classroom is."

Suddenly, Eric appeared. "Hi, I'm Eric, and I'm gay."

There was a brief (and extremely awkward) pause.

"I already said that, didn't I? Well, I'm also Jewish."

Pierre looked at him strangely for a moment.

"Um...nice to meet you. I'm Pierre."

[Metanih]

Rayne smiled to the new girl for a second, as she looked around. "Yeah, that seems to be the point..." Rayne said, a bit paranoid about the surroundings, but doing her best not to show that. "Sari-chan, I have no idea where we are. I don't suppose any of you have a spare GPS?" Rayne asked. She knew that she didn't, and it seemed unlikely that the new girl would. But the gods only knew (IF they knew) what Sarina kept in "Hammerspace."

"Anyway, since your with us, what is your name?"

[Shadyrya]

Alex was visibly relieved.He stared at the heavens and screamed, "THANK YOU LORD!" before calming down and putting his worksheet on Yuzuki's desk. Asking an innocent-looking enough Pierre, "Is it lunch now?" he decided that he'd attempt to actually read the Harry Potter books. Or at least figure out who they were by. Wishing he had some sort of power to summon his sword, he stood, stagnant, beside the reformed delinquent. He respected him for shoving himself onto the teacher's radar, and disrespecting her to the utmost. That was awesome.

"Actually, no, I don't think it's lunch. According to the planner, we have Geography next." Pierre said. "Or at least, I'm pretty sure it's geography. You want talk on the way there? I really should be meeting people. I'm Pierre. Nice to meet you. Your name's Alex, right?"

He walked towards the hallway.

"By the way, do you have a GPS of some sort? I really have no idea where the classroom is."

Suddenly, Eric appeared. "Hi, I'm Eric, and I'm gay."

There was a brief (and extremely awkward) pause.

"I already said that, didn't I? Well, I'm also Jewish."

Pierre looked at him strangely for a moment.

"Um...nice to meet you. I'm Pierre."

He looked at Pierre. "Yeah. my psychologist says socialization is good for me." Turning to Eric, he said, "Hi! I'm Alex, and I'm a sociopath!" Saying it in an extremely friendly tone, his eyes betrayed his distaste for the kid. Once again turning back to Pierre, he said, "Geography it is, then. I hope the maps don't have words on them." Shuddering at the memory of his terror, Alex and the trio began walking down the hall.

[Astrolinium]

Eric gave his winningest smile, ignoring Alex's obvious distaste. "Pleased to meet y'all, Pierre and Alex! I promise I'm not this strange - or maybe I am; they did send me here - normally, but I overslept and have not yet had my skim milk. Or my ADHD meds."

He ran his left hand through his hair as the group began walking, and he said, "Oh, and I can play most valved brass instruments. And I love maps, too. Especially ones with words so I can know what things are. Maps are fascinating."

[Cthulhutu]

Ivy was rather shell-shocked by the entire literature class.

Math class was bad enough, but literature was also pretty bad. The teacher...well, frankly, she felt sorry for that one guy. She couldn't really remember his name, but he was Laz's groupie or something. He wasn't very bright. She could tell that. Frankly, he was lucky to be alive. She did agree with a few of his sentiments, (some of the teachers were a bit odd, like Lewis), but the way he had phrased it was idiotic. The whole ordeal had been awful. They hadn't really had much of a class, either. It was just the teacher freaking out at people and some reading. She had already read The Killer Angels before, so re-reading it was easy. The chapter was finished quickly, and the bell rang.

Suddenly, before she even had time to go talk with Sarina, the cat-girl and Rayne had dashed out of the doorway. She assumed that she could easily catch them in the hallway, and that they were heading to the next class.

That was a pretty innaccurate assumption. After a minute or two of running, she came to a stop, coughing and hacking. Sarina and Rayne were nowhere in sight.

Luckily, after a few minutes, Ivy was able to catch Jade and the other girls. After a short bit of gasping for breath, she started talking.

"That class was horrible, wasn't it? Man, that guy was an idiot. I can't believe he did that. No wonder him and the demon guy are hanging out. What did you guys think about it? Are we going to the next class now? I think it's Geography. I hope the teacher there isn't as crazy. Say, I don't think this is the way to Geography. Do you know where we are?" she said, talking at an extremely fast rate.

[Amon and Friends]

Eric gave his winningest smile, ignoring Alex's obvious distaste. "Pleased to meet y'all, Pierre and Alex! I promise I'm not this strange - or maybe I am; they did send me here - normally, but I overslept and have not yet had my skim milk. Or my ADHD meds."

He ran his left hand through his hair as the group began walking, and he said, "Oh, and I can play most valved brass instruments. And I love maps, too. Especially ones with words so I can know what things are. Maps are fascinating."

"That's nice, Eric." said Pierre, looking at Eric with an odd expression on his face. Eric was...confusing. And those shorts were shorter than his underwear. That was a little bit disturbing.

"So, why are you two here? I presume that you can do something. Laz is a demon who can breath fire, Lewis is a crazy murder-hobo, Mrs. Y is obviously a wizard of some sort, that one guy could shapeshift, Minh can regrow his hands...so what can you do?"

While he waited for their responses, he continued heading towards the Geography class.

"I hope whoever teaches this class isn't a complete nut." he muttered.

[The Inritus Extraho]

"I'm Jade..." she mumbled, and then smiled. "No GPS, though. I gather you're Raye and she's Sari?" she continued to ask quietly. For some reason, around others, she was always quiet. She was just shy like that, okay? Deal. Her smile was bright, though, and friendly, so she never had trouble talking to people - they usually ended up doing most of the talking, in her past experiences. She wondered if it would be like that again.

[Olthar]

Having finally composed herself, Sari-chan stared at Rayne with a blank expression on her face. After the longest time, she finally spoke.

"What is a 'GPS?'" she asked, cocking her head to the side, "Is it a kind of food?"

Just then, she noticed Ivy and another girl running up after them.

"Are you both skipping the next class, too? Hooray! We can have a class skipping party! I've got the...Oh, wait."

Sari-chan shoved her hand down her shirt, and felt around in her Hammerspace for awhile. Stopping, a frown crossed her face, and she pulled her hand out.

"I ate all of the leftover waffles already," she said, dejected, "And I didn't bring anymore food. And I'm hungry. Do any of you know where the cafeteria is?"

[Astrolinium]

Eric gave his winningest smile, ignoring Alex's obvious distaste. "Pleased to meet y'all, Pierre and Alex! I promise I'm not this strange - or maybe I am; they did send me here - normally, but I overslept and have not yet had my skim milk. Or my ADHD meds."

He ran his left hand through his hair as the group began walking, and he said, "Oh, and I can play most valved brass instruments. And I love maps, too. Especially ones with words so I can know what things are. Maps are fascinating."

"That's nice, Eric." said Pierre, looking at Eric with an odd expression on his face. Eric was...confusing. And those shorts were shorter than his underwear. That was a little bit disturbing.

"So, why are you two here? I presume that you can do something. Laz is a demon who can breath fire, Lewis is a crazy murder-hobo, Mrs. Y is obviously a wizard of some sort, that one guy could shapeshift, Minh can regrow his hands...so what can you do?"

While he waited for their responses, he continued heading towards the Geography class.

"I hope whoever teaches this class isn't a complete nut." he muttered.

Eric looked about excitedly. "I can do some stuff that is ridiculously Jewish. But I can also do stuff with music and shit!"

He began to whistle Blue Skies and suddenly a songbird flew in through the wall, materializing out of nothing. Abruptly, he changed the tune to Ride of the Valkyries and the bird turned into a tiny attack helicopter that began to fly in circles. Then he stopped whistling and it disappeared.

"Oh, I hope they are a nut. I love nuts." He began to giggle.

[Metanih]

"Umm..." Rayne had kinda been counting on someone carrying a GPS. "Hey Jade, by the way, and hey there Ivy." Rayne said, thinking. "I might remember the way back, but I have no idea where the cafeteria would be..." Rayne said, an apologetic look on her face.

"Lunchtime is in an hour or so though, and I doubt the teachers would appreciate us skipping class, so we would have to dodge around them." Rayne said, thinking out loud. She really didn't want someone like Hobo-Crazy-Sex-Math-Teacher or the principle to find them. That would make their day much worse.

[The Inritus Extraho]

"Umm..." Rayne had kinda been counting on someone carrying a GPS. "Hey Jade, by the way, and hey there Ivy." Rayne said, thinking. "I might remember the way back, but I have no idea where the cafeteria would be..." Rayne said, an apologetic look on her face.

"Lunchtime is in an hour or so though, and I doubt the teachers would appreciate us skipping class, so we would have to dodge around them." Rayne said, thinking out loud. She really didn't want someone like Hobo-Crazy-Sex-Math-Teacher or the principle to find them. That would make their day much worse.

Jade shrugged, and then turned to face Ivy. "So I suppose you're Ivy?" she said, then turned back. "Well... if we could just find somewhere I could sleep... Honestly, the cafeteria would work." she mumbled. "I didn't sleep last night, couldn't find the dorms, and the teachers wouldn't let me sleep in class."