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by Astrolinium » Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:25 pm
by AETEN II » Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:27 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by The Nuclear Fist » Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:53 pm
AETEN II wrote:"Ah. I was about to poke him with my sword and threaten him to not refuse the offer. And for future notice, stick a note on my hand. I can't feel anything on my head or most other areas of my body that are part of the exoskeleton. If I can feel something on my exoskeleton- that's not a good sign. I also now worry that my soul might have just been sold." Malal stated as he walked up to Nyarla, or rather, Nyarl in its current form.
"That gender swapping is creepy, even by Asgard standards. Don't try it on me- the Nazis attempted to manipulate me when they stumbled upon me in Norway. I then killed so many of them that the partisans made me an honorary member." Malal hissed as stuffed his fiendish hands into the pockets of his robes, his thumbs hooked around the part of his external pelvis that stuck out by an inch.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:01 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:29 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Another week went by. Crowley still hadn't been seen. Minh was working as the de facto head, largely because his plain nature and lack of insanity made him a stable person to revolve around. The press was not allowed in, though many students were called back home by concerned parents and governments, and were interviewed then.
Elfen High's reputation took a serious hit. It had been viewed as a "safe" place for one to learn to master their supernatural powers or seek refuge, but now that Loki was able to just enter like that....As one person put it "Not much is certain here, but this is- no kid deserves to be sent to Elfen High." Minh had no bloody idea how the finances would work or how many students would stay. But he knew this.
Crowley had his break time.
He found him where he had suspected- the Scottish bar that led to the school. The man looked dirty and disheaveled, far from his usual clean and suave look. "Have you been outside the bar at all, Al?" Minh asked quietly, placing away the bottle Crowley was drinking. Then sweeping away the various other, more potent drugs.
Crowley gave a brief laugh. "The bar's where the fun is, Headmaster. Enjoy the job. It's yours. I failed at it, how shitty can you be? You might actually try and give a fuck about the students, I sure didn't until it was too late."
Minh dragged him out of the chair. "No. Until you die- which isn't happening on my watch- you are the headmaster. Allan- Fixban, whatever- gave it to you for a reason."
"Yes, he said we needed my ruthless mind. But I think I'm done on that. Have fun with the job." Crowley laughed hollowly.
"No. It's you who needs to do it."
Crowley paused. "You still haven't given up on me?"
"Never."
"Why? Why be Karn to my Duryodhan? You have no curse, no requirement to go down with this sinking ship. You can go now, free to live your life. You don't owe anything to me. And the students would like you far better. They hate me. I kidnap them and force them to fight in glorified death matches. I'm constantly stoned, drunk, or making passes at them. They think I'm likely a rapist and a murderer. I'm insulting, arrogant, and a completely ineffectual authority. You can do my job and do it better."
"You're right. I'm not Karn. But you aren't Duryodhan. You acknowledged those flaws. You can change. And you're a soldier, frankly, and we need those now. We need a soldier and a man who can make soldiers." he said. "Crowley, Elfen High needs you. Fixban's death...the death of the students...it was preventable. But now we learned, though it was at a terrible cost. And now we can fix things."
Crowley stared at the wall with bloodshot eyes. "Alright. It's against my better judgement. But alright. I'll be coming back. Time to fix things."
He stood up. "Oh yes." Minh said before the wizard teleported away. "Lewis wanted to speak with you."
"Of course." Crowley sighed. He started to go to Lewis' room...then went to his office and took a shower and cleaned himself up.
Then he appeared in Lewis' room, to the surprise of the American. "Hello there." he said cheerfully, as though nothing was wrong or out of the ordinary.
by AETEN II » Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:42 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:02 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:29 pm
by Nude East Ireland » Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:31 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:40 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Mavorpen » Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:57 pm
by Frigola » Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:21 pm
Mavorpen wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:I read this as, "...then went over to Ivy's body and squeezed her breast."
"...then he went over to Ivy's body and jumped in front of a lightning-bolt."
by The Inritus Extraho » Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:38 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James continued his studies and worked hard at his relationship with Jade, helping to clean up and repair the school and transport the dead, even carving a new staff for himself. But nothing was ever the same for him. He had changed. He never talked about the fight with Loki, about Ivy, or about the loss of his powers. He never even lashed out when someone mocked him for being unpowered. He just sat there silently, taking the blows. Him and Jade also continued to sleep in separate beds, although James stopped seeing other people. Despite all that, everything seemed relatively normal.
Until Crowley came back. James absolutely flipped, snapping his new staff in two. He went to the principal's office to confront him. What transpired will never be known, but when he came out James was no longer a student of Elfen High. He packed up his belongings, leaving only his rapier behind for Jade, and left. For the next two weeks he stayed in contact with Jade, continuing their relationship, before disappearing entirely with one last email:
Dear Jade,
I'm sorry everything had to turn out this way. I can't forgive Crowley for his callousness, his disregard for the students, and his refusal to own up to his mistakes. I haven't told anybody this, but he tried to bribe me to stay with that stupid fucking sword Loki wanted to badly, sweet-talking me by saying I "deserved" it. Well, I told him exactly how I felt and left.
Now, I've got no home, no place to go. And that's just fine with me. This'll be the last time I talk to you. I hope you find someone else, someone better than me.
With love,
James Callahan
by Astrolinium » Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:38 pm
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by Constaniana » Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:45 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Cthulhutu » Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:24 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Raphael nodded to Ivy. "Elfen High? Hmm...that will be useful." he said quietly. "It's an uncertain situation everywhere now. Gabriel's death...yes, he did die...it affected many people. And Michael especially. My brother Michael has left Heaven now. He told Uriel that he wouldn't tolerate Uriel's unfair rules anymore. And then Michael told Uriel about his relationship with Gabriel, one Uriel would strongly disapprove of."
"Then Michael left, just like Lucifer had, but in better circumstances. We didn't have a war this time, though some angels of his military went with him. They all ended up here, and they're rather puzzled about that. Michael just teleported them here without telling them. I think my brother wishes to be alone." Raphael observed dryly.
"Heavensgate cut off ties with the Kingdom of Heaven. We avoided a war carefully. But now Uriel is the sole head of the Kingdom. And now things are...dangerous." he said. "Ivy, if you could stay here instead of coming back to Elfen High...we would appreciate it. Learning about Earth and humans is something we need to do severely. And I need a useful advisor." he said.
Ivy thought about it for a long time. And then she nodded.
"I will."
Raphael smiled. "Good. Calliel will show you to your quarters. Welcome."
by Ameriganastan » Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:26 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by AETEN II » Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:29 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by The Nuclear Fist » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:14 pm
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by Agritum » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:10 am
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