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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:10 pm

Olthar wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:
It's not weird if the alien is so damn hot.

True dat!

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Sari-chan is so damn wuvable.

Shame Awesome that she's lesbian.

Fix'd. :p

Not for a bisexual non-shapeshifting man.
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Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:10 pm

Constaniana wrote:
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Am I the only one that thinks that Robin, Lois Lane, Lana Lang, etc. have a really weird alien fetish?

:shock: You're right! And who knows what weird fantasies lurk in Beast Boy's head...and I don't even want to get STARTED on what goes on in Slade's dirty mind :p


And think about.

All of Superman's lovers have names that start with "L"? Who else has an "L" name? Who commits nonsensical and expensive schemes to get Superman's attention? Who, even as President of the United States, continued to harass Superman for no apparent reason?

Lex-y boy's got a crush.
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Postby Olthar » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:13 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote: :shock: You're right! And who knows what weird fantasies lurk in Beast Boy's head...and I don't even want to get STARTED on what goes on in Slade's dirty mind :p


And think about.

All of Superman's lovers have names that start with "L"? Who else has an "L" name? Who commits nonsensical and expensive schemes to get Superman's attention? Who, even as President of the United States, continued to harass Superman for no apparent reason?

Lex-y boy's got a crush.

Too bad that Batman already has a claim on Supes' man-meat. :p
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Postby Constaniana » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:14 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
And think about.

All of Superman's lovers have names that start with "L"? Who else has an "L" name? Who commits nonsensical and expensive schemes to get Superman's attention? Who, even as President of the United States, continued to harass Superman for no apparent reason?

Lex-y boy's got a crush.

Too bad that Batman already has a claim on Supes' man-meat. :p

But nobody can resist dat baldness.
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Postby Mavorpen » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:14 pm

I'll start posting in the IC when shit starts exploding.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:15 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
And think about.

All of Superman's lovers have names that start with "L"? Who else has an "L" name? Who commits nonsensical and expensive schemes to get Superman's attention? Who, even as President of the United States, continued to harass Superman for no apparent reason?

Lex-y boy's got a crush.

Too bad that Batman already has a claim on Supes' man-meat. :p


"B-batman! Why... why are you in bed with Clark?"

"You left me, Dick. You bastard. I need comfort."

"Wait, what? Where am I? Huh? Bruce?!"

"BAT-SLEEP-POTION LACED WITH KRYPTONITE, GO!"

"Bruce, yelling things don't make them happen."

"Shit."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Mavorpen » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:16 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Olthar wrote:Too bad that Batman already has a claim on Supes' man-meat. :p


"B-batman! Why... why are you in bed with Clark?"

"You left me, Dick. You bastard. I need comfort."

"Wait, what? Where am I? Huh? Bruce?!"

"BAT-SLEEP-POTION LACED WITH KRYPTONITE, GO!"

"Bruce, yelling things don't make them happen."

"Shit."


Suddenly, shit begins raining from the sky.

Thus proving Superman wrong.
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman
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Postby Constaniana » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:17 pm

Mavorpen wrote:I'll start posting in the IC when shit starts exploding.

When someone has Taco Bell we'll let you know then.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:17 pm

Mavorpen wrote:I'll start posting in the IC when shit starts exploding.

I'm pretty sure Ende already came four times.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:17 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:I'll start posting in the IC when shit starts exploding.

I'm pretty sure Ende already came four times.


All over Lewis, too.

He needs a cold shower now.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Amon and Friends » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:19 pm

Mavorpen wrote:I'll start posting in the IC when shit starts exploding.

Pierre is going to go into a hallway and start killing rabbits soon if I can't fall asleep within the next hour.

That might count.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:19 pm

Amon and Friends wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:I'll start posting in the IC when shit starts exploding.

Pierre is going to go into a hallway and start killing rabbits soon if I can't fall asleep within the next hour.

That might count.


Shit will probably start blowing once the banquet ends.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Mavorpen » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:20 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:I'll start posting in the IC when shit starts exploding.

When someone has Taco Bell we'll let you know then.


Can't wait.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:I'll start posting in the IC when shit starts exploding.

I'm pretty sure Ende already came four times.


And I didn't get some?
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Postby Mavorpen » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:20 pm

Amon and Friends wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:I'll start posting in the IC when shit starts exploding.

Pierre is going to go into a hallway and start killing rabbits soon if I can't fall asleep within the next hour.

That might count.


My character is against animal violence, so I suppose.
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman
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Postby Amon and Friends » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:21 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Amon and Friends wrote:Pierre is going to go into a hallway and start killing rabbits soon if I can't fall asleep within the next hour.

That might count.

My character is against animal violence, so I suppose.

They're giant face-eating rabbits.

....I think they've gone beyond "animal".
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Postby Mavorpen » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:22 pm

Amon and Friends wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:My character is against animal violence, so I suppose.

They're giant face-eating rabbits.

....I think they've gone beyond "animal".


*shrug* Doesn't matter.
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman
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Postby Vareiln » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:22 pm

Amon and Friends wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:My character is against animal violence, so I suppose.

They're giant face-eating rabbits.

....I think they've gone beyond "animal".

Looks like Fel will have a feast.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:22 pm

Amon and Friends wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:My character is against animal violence, so I suppose.

They're giant face-eating rabbits.

....I think they've gone beyond "animal".


Lewis managed to kill three.

Don't be a pussy.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Amon and Friends » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:24 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Amon and Friends wrote:They're giant face-eating rabbits.

....I think they've gone beyond "animal".

Lewis managed to kill three.

Don't be a pussy.

Pfft, Pierre's got 7 Durability and 4 strength.

He could probably just strangle them to death with his bare hands.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:25 pm

Amon and Friends wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Lewis managed to kill three.

Don't be a pussy.

Pfft, Pierre's got 7 Durability and 4 strength.

He could probably just strangle them to death with his bare hands.


Lewis has 5 Strength, 5 Speed, 5 Durability, and 6 FS.

Rabbit bitches 'bout to get fucked.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:26 pm

Rabbits:

INT 0
STR 2
SPD 4
DUR 4
Magic Levels 1 (They have a sort of group telepathy power because why not.)
FS 1
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:27 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Rabbits:

INT 0
STR 2
SPD 4
DUR 4
Magic Levels 1 (They have a sort of group telepathy power because why not.)
FS 1


Lewis out-classes them at everything.

Little bitches 'bout to get the shit kicked out of 'em.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:28 pm

I just made a powergrid for rabbits and turned them into enemies.

I missed you, Elfen High.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Olthar » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:31 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Amon and Friends wrote:Pfft, Pierre's got 7 Durability and 4 strength.

He could probably just strangle them to death with his bare hands.


Lewis has 5 Strength, 5 Speed, 5 Durability, and 6 FS.

Rabbit bitches 'bout to get fucked.

...Why is the little cat girl stronger and tougher than a big, burly, bear of a man? :lol:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just made a powergrid for rabbits and turned them into enemies.

I missed you, Elfen High.

Indeed.
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Postby Mavorpen » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:32 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Lewis has 5 Strength, 5 Speed, 5 Durability, and 6 FS.

Rabbit bitches 'bout to get fucked.

...Why is the little cat girl stronger and tougher than a big, burly, bear of a man? :lol:


Because lesbian cat-human hybrids.
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