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by Nude East Ireland » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:41 pm

by Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:41 pm
Olthar wrote:If Kate thinks that Frida is "overly rambunctious," then it's a damn good thing that she isn't rooming with Sari-chan!

by Metanih » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:42 pm

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:44 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:"Mom, I told you, it's the best job I could get."
"Don't take that tone with me, James Callahan!"
"Mom, I-"
"Your brother has a good, paying job, after all."
"Mom, Scott is a male escort."
"Yeah, he's a bodyguard."
"... No, mom, he's a-"
"Oh, hold on James, here he is. Scott! Scott! Come to the phone and tell your brother about your job!"
"Mom, he's-"
"Hold on James... Scott, stop complaining about the milk on your short shorts and get over here!"
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nude East Ireland » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:44 pm

by Neo Arcad » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:45 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:@Het: >.>.
@Seshy: Good night.
@Arcad: Uhh, I personally don't think Ciel and Frida "Have little notion of quiet and peace." At least, I know Ciel does. It isn't like she plays or sings all day.
@Vlad: Um, sorry and good for you? I'm not sure what to say.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by Olthar » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:45 pm


by Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:45 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:"Mom, I told you, it's the best job I could get."
"Don't take that tone with me, James Callahan!"
"Mom, I-"
"Your brother has a good, paying job, after all."
"Mom, Scott is a male escort."
"Yeah, he's a bodyguard."
"... No, mom, he's a-"
"Oh, hold on James, here he is. Scott! Scott! Come to the phone and tell your brother about your job!"
"Mom, he's-"
"Hold on James... Scott, stop complaining about the milk on your short shorts and get over here!"
Worst part is, you got his mother's personality and generally intelligence down perfectly, and we haven't even met him yet.
Hell, Night managed to get James' dad's personality down exact in the dream sequence, and we haven't met him either.
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by Neo Arcad » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:45 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Worst part is, you got his mother's personality and generally intelligence down perfectly, and we haven't even met him yet.
Hell, Night managed to get James' dad's personality down exact in the dream sequence, and we haven't met him either.
...So James' mom is a dude?
This explains sooo much.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by Olthar » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:46 pm

by Metanih » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:47 pm

by Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:49 pm

by Amon and Friends » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:50 pm

by Olthar » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:51 pm

by The Nuclear Fist » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:51 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:But Vlad is Vlad. Unsurprisingly many staircases die by falling down Vlad.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:52 pm

by The Nuclear Fist » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:52 pm
Olthar wrote:As big as it needs to be.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by Nude East Ireland » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:53 pm

by The Nuclear Fist » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:54 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:How long it grows? Nobody knows.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by Amon and Friends » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:54 pm

by Nude East Ireland » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:55 pm

by Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:55 pm
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