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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:21 pm

Dammit Esty.

I will nuke Belgium.
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Seshephe
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Postby Seshephe » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:22 pm

Olthar wrote:
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Yeah, I was thinking that but I kind of wanted to consult Neo before I introduce them q:
Besides I believe Ciel has already gone to breakfast and then there is the slight complication
that a week has past so they should already know each other.

Then have them already know each other.

I suppose
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Zarkenis Ultima
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:24 pm

Seshephe wrote:
Olthar wrote:Then have them already know each other.

I suppose


Or you could simply not mention Katerina at all IC-wise, wait 'till Arcad gets his ass here and we sort it out then, making any edits necessary if we have to. I don't think we'll have to, though.
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Esternial
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Postby Esternial » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:25 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Dammit Esty.

I will nuke Belgium.

I might improve things.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:26 pm

Esternial wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Dammit Esty.

I will nuke Belgium.

I might improve things.

Oh, very well. I'll just nuke the French bit.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:27 pm

And the cavalcade of hilarious ass-based injuries continues, this time with a vodka bottle.
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Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


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greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:29 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I will nuke Belgium.

Leopold II's ghost has been alerted to this threat. Esty will now be sodomized and will lose his left hand.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:29 pm

Either that was a really fragile bottle, or James might want to get some more exercise. :p
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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:34 pm

Olthar wrote:Either that was a really fragile bottle, or James might want to get some more exercise. :p

He fell on it. With his ass.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Esternial
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Postby Esternial » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:36 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I will nuke Belgium.

Leopold II's ghost has been alerted to this threat. Esty will now be sodomized and will lose his left hand.

I'm right handed, so that opens up a world of possibilities for (non-)lethal or rape utensil replacements.
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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:36 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Olthar wrote:Either that was a really fragile bottle, or James might want to get some more exercise. :p

He fell on it. With his ass.

His big, fat ass.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:38 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:He fell on it. With his ass.

His big, fat ass.

Weight+Speed of falling object. He jumped into the air first, before falling back down onto the bottle.

Or we can just say it's a really cheap bottle for a really cheap vodka.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:38 pm

Daisuke/EVE OTP

...

Wait, have I already done this one? I think I might have. Oh, well.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:40 pm

Olthar wrote:Daisuke/EVE OTP

...

Wait, have I already done this one? I think I might have. Oh, well.


Richard/James

YOU CANNOT UNSEE.
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I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:41 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Olthar wrote:Daisuke/EVE OTP

...

Wait, have I already done this one? I think I might have. Oh, well.


Richard/James

YOU CANNOT UNSEE.

Suddenly, the phrase "Richard beat James twice" becomes a lot funnier. :p
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:30 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Richard/James

YOU CANNOT UNSEE.

Suddenly, the phrase "Richard beat James twice" becomes a lot funnier. :p

And it was mutual.
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I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:39 pm

You know, if Daisuke is really that desperate for porn, he could just go on the internet...
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:41 pm

Olthar wrote:You know, if Daisuke is really that desperate for porn, he could just go on the internet...

He built it for fun so he can spy on people. Porn is the secondary bit.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Zarkenis Ultima
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:42 pm

Olthar wrote:You know, if Daisuke is really that desperate for porn, he could just go on the internet...


Or use his mad haxxing skills. ;)

@Nightkill: Suuuuure
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:45 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Olthar wrote:You know, if Daisuke is really that desperate for porn, he could just go on the internet...


Or use his mad haxxing skills. ;)

@Nightkill: Suuuuure

True. I know for a fact that Sari-chan never bothered to remove the cameras from her room. Well, she doesn't even know that there are cameras, but even if she did, she still wouldn't bother removing them. :p
So, he could just hack into the Elfen High security system if he wanted.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:46 pm

Olthar wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Or use his mad haxxing skills. ;)

@Nightkill: Suuuuure

True. I know for a fact that Sari-chan never bothered to remove the cameras from her room. Well, she doesn't even know that there are cameras, but even if she did, she still wouldn't bother removing them. :p
So, he could just hack into the Elfen High security system if he wanted.


Umm...

I meant hack into EVE.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:50 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Olthar wrote:True. I know for a fact that Sari-chan never bothered to remove the cameras from her room. Well, she doesn't even know that there are cameras, but even if she did, she still wouldn't bother removing them. :p
So, he could just hack into the Elfen High security system if he wanted.


Umm...

I meant hack into EVE.

How would that help him get porn?
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:51 pm

Olthar wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Umm...

I meant hack into EVE.

How would that help him get porn?

It would help him get sex, which is quite a bit better.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:52 pm

Olthar wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Umm...

I meant hack into EVE.

How would that help him get porn?


It would help him get experience.

Or, well, she does connect to the internet either way.

Meh.

See? Vlad gets it.
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Postby Olthar » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:55 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Olthar wrote:How would that help him get porn?

It would help him get sex, which is quite a bit better.

Touché.
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