NationStates

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Mavorpen wrote:
In the fourth book, he puts his godly powers to good use and fights a giant snail.

And then mourns the snail for several hours before slaughtering a legion of humans and a mind-controlled, emotionally-wrecked dragon without blinking.

Exactly my point...eh, somehow.

The fourth book was a mockery.

Mavorpen wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
And then mourns the snail for several hours before slaughtering a legion of humans and a mind-controlled, emotionally-wrecked dragon without blinking.

And they live happily ever after with Arya never giving Eragon a blowjob.

Brom was the only character in those books I could ever stand.

Because, just fucking badassery.

Shadyrya wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
And then mourns the snail for several hours before slaughtering a legion of humans and a mind-controlled, emotionally-wrecked dragon without blinking.

Exactly my point...eh, somehow.

The fourth book was a mockery.

It was good mindless entertainment.

Erinkita wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
"Little bitch-dolphin, GIVE ME YOUR STOMACH FISH!"

You're the best, Nat.

Lies. You are.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Erinkita wrote: You're the best, Nat.

Lies. You are.

LIES!

You guys are both wrong. Jackie's the best.

Or me. I'm also cool. <nods>

Just where exactly are everyone's characters?

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Just where exactly are everyone's characters?

Eating some food n' shit in the lunchroom.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Mavorpen wrote:
And they live happily ever after with Arya never giving Eragon a blowjob.

Brom was the only character in those books I could ever stand.

Because, just fucking badassery.

Brom was...Brom. Too awesome for words. He killed Morzan after he screwed his wife. Epicness right there.

Loki needs to show up at some point.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Just where exactly are everyone's characters?

By now, everyone but James are in the mess.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Just where exactly are everyone's characters?

With the exception of Hard and Fist, in the feast area.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Just where exactly are everyone's characters?

Shissk is near the middle of the hall. She was just standing under the sprinklers and has now taken up Lewis on his banjo offer.

Amon and Friends wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:


Lies. You are.

LIES!

You guys are both wrong. Jackie's the best.

Or me. I'm also cool. <nods>

I'm happy with not being 'cool'. I prefer being 'nerdy'.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Loki needs to show up at some point.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Just where exactly are everyone's characters?

By now, everyone but James are in the mess.

1. Sssh...
2. Alright.

Shadyrya wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Brom was the only character in those books I could ever stand.

Because, just fucking badassery.

Brom was...Brom. Too awesome for words. He killed Morzan after he screwed his wife. Epicness right there.

"Hey. Hey, Morzan."

"What the fuck?!"

"I fucked your wife."

(thunk)

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Just where exactly are everyone's characters?

Laz and Pierre are talking to Sari.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Just where exactly are everyone's characters?

Lunchroom. I think Hardened Pyrokinetic's character is in his dorm.
And my character, Fel, is forever alone.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Just where exactly are everyone's characters?

Okay, let me get this straight.

James is in his dorm doing stuff.

Ivy is talking to Crowley.

Lewis is strumming banjos with Mermaid Chick.

Laz and Pierre are talking to Catgirl Chick.

Double Personality Wolf Guy is kind of just chilling out and being angry.

Luca is stunned, hit with a mutant rabbit in the face.

Undead Teacher Guy is...being an undead teacher guy.

Weird 20 Year Old In A 15 Year Old Body Chick is petting Tanuki Chick's tail.

....I just realized how terribly, terribly bad at remembering names I am.

BTW guys, you know that picture of a Whale Shark that was posted?
I swam with four of those things in the Georgia Aquarium once, it was awesome.
There was a Mantaray too.

And Malal is gearing up to hit on Yazuki as well.

AETEN II wrote:And Malal is gearing up to hit on Yazuki as well.

Obviously my character would be a better fit. They're both Japanese.

AETEN II wrote:BTW guys, you know that picture of a Whale Shark that was posted?
I swam with four of those things in the Georgia Aquarium once, it was awesome.
There was a Mantaray too.

And Malal is gearing up to hit on Yazuki as well.

JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Shadyrya wrote:
Brom was...Brom. Too awesome for words. He killed Morzan after he screwed his wife. Epicness right there.

"Hey. Hey, Morzan."

"What the fuck?!"

"I fucked your wife."

(thunk)

Brom would have been twice the badass if he literally had done that.

AETEN II wrote:BTW guys, you know that picture of a Whale Shark that was posted?
I swam with four of those things in the Georgia Aquarium once, it was awesome.
There was a Mantaray too.

And Malal is gearing up to hit on Yazuki as well.

I noticed.

Part of Lewis' job description is ensuring that only Crowley gets any funfun.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:"I'm a student," the kid replied, loading his plate with vegetables and dressings, ignoring the platter of delicious dead things in front of him.

I feel as though this should have been directed to my character.

Amon and Friends wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Just where exactly are everyone's characters?

Okay, let me get this straight.

James is in his dorm doing stuff.

Ivy is talking to Crowley.

Lewis is strumming banjos with Mermaid Chick.

Laz and Pierre are talking to Catgirl Chick.

Double Personality Wolf Guy is kind of just chilling out and being angry.

Luca is stunned, hit with a mutant rabbit in the face.

Undead Teacher Guy is...being an undead teacher guy.

Weird 20 Year Old In A 15 Year Old Body Chick is petting Tanuki Chick's tail.

....I just realized how terribly, terribly bad at remembering names I am.

Is that supposed to be Fel...?
Okay... Maybe I need a different approach...

Vareiln wrote:

Amon and Friends wrote:Okay, let me get this straight.

James is in his dorm doing stuff.

Ivy is talking to Crowley.

Lewis is strumming banjos with Mermaid Chick.

Laz and Pierre are talking to Catgirl Chick.

Double Personality Wolf Guy is kind of just chilling out and being angry.

Luca is stunned, hit with a mutant rabbit in the face.

Undead Teacher Guy is...being an undead teacher guy.

Weird 20 Year Old In A 15 Year Old Body Chick is petting Tanuki Chick's tail.

....I just realized how terribly, terribly bad at remembering names I am.

Is that supposed to be Fel...?
Okay... Maybe I need a different approach...

Actually, that's Malshan's dude.

Your guy is busy being constantly forgotten about by my brain.

Mavorpen wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:"I'm a student," the kid replied, loading his plate with vegetables and dressings, ignoring the platter of delicious dead things in front of him.

I feel as though this should have been directed to my character.

Eh, whatever. Lewis doesn't have time to insult every vegetarian.

Vareiln wrote:

Amon and Friends wrote:Okay, let me get this straight.

James is in his dorm doing stuff.

Ivy is talking to Crowley.

Lewis is strumming banjos with Mermaid Chick.

Laz and Pierre are talking to Catgirl Chick.

Double Personality Wolf Guy is kind of just chilling out and being angry.

Luca is stunned, hit with a mutant rabbit in the face.

Undead Teacher Guy is...being an undead teacher guy.

Weird 20 Year Old In A 15 Year Old Body Chick is petting Tanuki Chick's tail.

....I just realized how terribly, terribly bad at remembering names I am.

Is that supposed to be Fel...?
Okay... Maybe I need a different approach...

Nah, he means Mal.

Aww... Poor kitten-girl...

If Rup decides to shoo Rayne away, she will go feel sorry for her.