Elfen High 2 (Closed)

[Erinkita]

Nat... is Lewis you in 30 years?

Actually, he's what I would have been in 30 years had I not become liberal.

There's gotta be a story behind this.

He crashed a plane, did a shitload of crack, and then threw a baby rabbit into a wall.

Not a nice man.

Also, important note; Banjie (the banjo's name) is indestructible. How? No one knows. But many have tried and it always comes back.

I see no problem with these things. Except for the rabbit. That poor rabbit.

It was a mutant flesh-eating rabbit...

[Nationstatelandsville]

Also, important note; Banjie (the banjo's name) is indestructible. How? No one knows.

>Plot armor

*nods*

In Lewis' backstory, he saved one of Poseidon's children from a bear.

Thus, magic banjo.

[Erinkita]

Nat... is Lewis you in 30 years?

'Course not.

I'm a very tame, polite, though incredibly sarcastic individual with surreal and dark humor.

Lewis is surreal and dark humor, combined with the stereotype of your typical "AMERICA!" kind of guy in a post-War on Terror world.

Interesting! And now I know.

[Mavorpen]

It was a mutant flesh-eating rabbit...

And? Sacrifice yourself for the rabbit obviously. It's what Jesus would want.

[Nationstatelandsville]

'Course not.

I'm a very tame, polite, though incredibly sarcastic individual with surreal and dark humor.

Lewis is surreal and dark humor, combined with the stereotype of your typical "AMERICA!" kind of guy in a post-War on Terror world.

Interesting! And now I know.

He used to be much more overtly political when he first showed up in the original, but I got sick of calling someone a commie every post and that ended fast.

[Rupudska]

You all now want to fluff Yuzuki's tail.

[Ameriganastan]

You all now want to fluff Yuzuki's tail.

Nah, I'm good.

[Metanih]

You all now want to fluff Yuzuki's tail.

Give me a minute...

[Nationstatelandsville]

You all now want to fluff Yuzuki's tail.

Lewis wants to go laugh at the cat-lady.

Lewis hates cats.

[Shadyrya]

So what was the hard part?

You try it then.

We run seventy-five while doing the same exercise. Afterward we do offensive and defensive practices, and seeing as we have 22 players, we'll scrimmage each other sometimes. Then we do the hold position shit, then Coach yells at us extra loud. If you so much as do a karaoke wrong, you do fifteen push-ups. And he has a fucking eagle eye.

Me and Jack receive the brunt of the yelling, as we are the 'backbone of the team.' Oddly enough, I weigh 135 and am 5'11, so I have no idea why I'm valued. I guess because of my speed. Or because I have moderate hands.
Anyway you spin it, it's hell. We do this every day, mind you, be it snowing, raining, hailing, etc., for three-and-a-half hours.

[Rupudska]

@Ende: Hey, I find Sari-chan's behavior adorable.

[Amon and Friends]

You try it then.

We run seventy-five while doing the same exercise. Afterward we do offensive and defensive practices, and seeing as we have 22 players, we'll scrimmage each other sometimes. Then we do the hold position shit, then Coach yells at us extra loud. If you so much as do a karaoke wrong, you do fifteen push-ups. And he has a fucking eagle eye.

Me and Jack receive the brunt of the yelling, as we are the 'backbone of the team.' Oddly enough, I weigh 135 and am 5'11, so I have no idea why I'm valued. I guess because of my speed. Or because I have moderate hands.
Anyway you spin it, it's hell. We do this every day, mind you, be it snowing, raining, hailing, etc., for three-and-a-half hours.

This is why I'm very glad I decided to go for intellectual pursuits such as chess instead of sports.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You try it then.

We run seventy-five while doing the same exercise. Afterward we do offensive and defensive practices, and seeing as we have 22 players, we'll scrimmage each other sometimes. Then we do the hold position shit, then Coach yells at us extra loud. If you so much as do a karaoke wrong, you do fifteen push-ups. And he has a fucking eagle eye.

Me and Jack receive the brunt of the yelling, as we are the 'backbone of the team.' Oddly enough, I weigh 135 and am 5'11, so I have no idea why I'm valued. I guess because of my speed. Or because I have moderate hands.
Anyway you spin it, it's hell. We do this every day, mind you, be it snowing, raining, hailing, etc., for three-and-a-half hours.

Football made me an atheist.

Seriously, no god would let some madman make eight-year-olds do that.

[Amon and Friends]

We run seventy-five while doing the same exercise. Afterward we do offensive and defensive practices, and seeing as we have 22 players, we'll scrimmage each other sometimes. Then we do the hold position shit, then Coach yells at us extra loud. If you so much as do a karaoke wrong, you do fifteen push-ups. And he has a fucking eagle eye.

Me and Jack receive the brunt of the yelling, as we are the 'backbone of the team.' Oddly enough, I weigh 135 and am 5'11, so I have no idea why I'm valued. I guess because of my speed. Or because I have moderate hands.
Anyway you spin it, it's hell. We do this every day, mind you, be it snowing, raining, hailing, etc., for three-and-a-half hours.

Football made me an atheist.

Seriously, no god would let some madman make eight-year-olds do that.

I thought the elves in Eragon made you an atheist.

But that would be silly, because the elves were badly-characterized and rather mary-sue-like, while the dwarves were well-rounded and had an interesting society.

[Mavorpen]

I thought the elves in Eragon made you an atheist.

But that would be silly, because the elves were badly-characterized and rather mary-sue-like, while the dwarves were well-rounded and had an interesting society.

Everything about that stupid series made me an atheist.

[Amon and Friends]

I thought the elves in Eragon made you an atheist.

But that would be silly, because the elves were badly-characterized and rather mary-sue-like, while the dwarves were well-rounded and had an interesting society.

Everything about that stupid series made me an atheist.

The first book wasn't that bad.

Things just got worse from there.

[Erinkita]

You all now want to fluff Yuzuki's tail.

Lewis wants to go laugh at the cat-lady.

Lewis hates cats.

Does Lewis like fish?

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

You all now want to fluff Yuzuki's tail.

Yes.

[Olthar]

Everything about that stupid series made me an atheist.

The first book wasn't that bad.

Things just got worse from there.

Probably because the first book was an unabashed rip-off of Star Wars.

[Mavorpen]

You all now want to fluff Yuzuki's tail.

What is she?

[Rupudska]

You all now want to fluff Yuzuki's tail.

What is she?

She's a tanuki with a great rack and a huge, fluffy tail.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

You all now want to fluff Yuzuki's tail.

What is she?

A Tanuki.

[Erinkita]

What is she?

She's a tanuki with a great rack and a huge, fluffy tail.

Aren't tanukis supposed to have giant balls?

[Rupudska]

She's a tanuki with a great rack and a huge, fluffy tail.

Aren't tanukis supposed to have giant balls?

Only the male ones.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Lewis wants to go laugh at the cat-lady.

Lewis hates cats.

Does Lewis like fish?

Lewis hates anything he can take out in one punch.