Elfen High 2 (Closed)

by **Olthar** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:39 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Olthar wrote:I'm not sure whether or not I should be excited or horrified...

Excitorrified.

Yeah, let's go with that.

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:39 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:The teachers in Elfen High don't teach much.

Oh, I'm aware.

by **AETEN II** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:39 pm

AETEN II wrote:So, what's happened? Also, anyone want to interact with Malal?
Also, what time is it in the RP? Night?
(BTW, should be noted that Malal has a small troop of reanimated skeletons that serve as his insentient slaves.)

by **Constaniana** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:40 pm

Amon and Friends wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Poetic justice is best served via mutant rabbit corpse.

Lewis is fucking awesome.

Seriously, though, what's with the mutant rabbits?

If this were a RPG, then they would he practice monsters to kill, like giant rats in a sewer. However, given how random every particle and potato of this thread has been, the rabbits are more likely there because Night had one dozen too many turnips and gallon-size jugs of Vodka that one time at band camp, so that's why mutant killer death tray rabbits roam the halls of Elfen high

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:41 pm

AETEN II wrote:
AETEN II wrote:So, what's happened? Also, anyone want to interact with Malal?
Also, what time is it in the RP? Night?
(BTW, should be noted that Malal has a small troop of reanimated skeletons that serve as his insentient slaves.)

You could put Malal in Nyarlathotep's classroom.

by **Rupudska** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:44 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Well, it appears I am a teacher with no subject.

I must meditate on this, and hope that I can pretend to know the first thing about philosophy, since it is the only other thing I can think of having any experience with.

Teach geography.

But nobody pays attention in geography.

by **Nude East Ireland** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:46 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:maths

My least favorite subject.

And with two weeks until school I have a bigass math packet to do.

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:46 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Teach geography.

But nobody pays attention in geography.

Exactly.

"And Africa is attached to the ass bone."

"Teacher?"

"Yes?"

"Are you drunk?"

"Fuck you, you're Whoopi Goldberg."

"...What?"

"Go fuck yourself, kid."

by **The Inritus Extraho** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:46 pm

Name: Jade Gates
Age (Actual): 18
Age (Appears): 16
Race: Human (albeit magical)
Appearance: http://www.zerochan.net/579622
Powergrid/Powers:

Intelligence:	3
Strength:	1
Speed:	4
Durability:	2
Fighting Skill:	7
Magic:	7

Weaknesses: Terrible at reading social cues. TERRIBLE. As in completely misses them, sometimes even if (perhaps despite or because) they're blatantly obvious.
Personality:
History:
RP Sample: Oh, come on Night... >...>"

Posting this for power/ stat verification whilst I write personality and history.

by **Rupudska** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:47 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:maths

My least favorite subject.

And with two weeks until school I have a bigass math packet to do.

Clearly your teacher worships Satan. Who gives a math packet over the summer?

I used to like math. Until my teachers became evil.

by **Olthar** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:48 pm

The Inritus Extraho wrote:Name: Jade Gates
Age (Actual): 18
Age (Appears): 16
Race: Human (albeit magical)
Appearance: http://www.zerochan.net/579622
Powergrid/Powers:
Intelligence: 3
Strength: 1
Speed: 4
Durability: 2
Fighting Skill: 7
Magic: 7
Weaknesses: Terrible at reading social cues. TERRIBLE. As in completely misses them, sometimes even if (perhaps despite or because) they're blatantly obvious.
Personality:
History:
RP Sample: Oh, come on Night... >...>"

Posting this for power/ stat verification whilst I write personality and history.

What's her power(s)?

by **Nude East Ireland** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:49 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Teach geography.

But nobody pays attention in geography.

Pretty sure my old teacher said "And this is Florida, the penisula."

Rupudska wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:My least favorite subject.

And with two weeks until school I have a bigass math packet to do.

Clearly your teacher worships Satan. Who gives a math packet over the summer?

I used to like math. Until my teachers became evil.

Never met this bitch. She's new.

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:50 pm

Geography? Sure, sounds fine.

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:50 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Rupudska wrote:
But nobody pays attention in geography.

Pretty sure my old teacher said "And this is Florida, the penisula."

I'm hoping that wasn't a typo. That's fucking funny.

by **Nude East Ireland** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:51 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Pretty sure my old teacher said "And this is Florida, the penisula."

I'm hoping that wasn't a typo. That's fucking funny.

Typos are for Nats.

by **Amon and Friends** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:55 pm

Wow, 4 pages already.

This moves fast.

by **Constaniana** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:56 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Exactly.
"And Africa is attached to the ass bone."

"Teacher?"

"Yes?"

"Are you drunk?"

"Fuck you, you're Whoopi Goldberg."

"...What?"

"Go fuck yourself, kid."

This made my day. You sir, earn ALL the rofls!
:rofl:

by **Hardened Pyrokinetics** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:56 pm

Amon and Friends wrote:Wow, 4 pages already.

This moves fast.

Yup.

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:56 pm

Amon and Friends wrote:Wow, 4 pages already.

This moves fast.

This is the first time you've seen a newborn Nightkill RP.

They typically slow at around the point AWB's at, but always speed up again at the beginning of a new arc.

By the way, post in AWB.

by **Rupudska** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:58 pm

> I-think-they-might-be-gay

Rayne might be merely gay, but, if it was legal, Yuzuki would screw you as soon as look at you, regardless of gender. Or species.

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:59 pm

Rupudska wrote:> I-think-they-might-be-gay

Rayne might be merely gay, but, if it was legal, Yuzuki would screw you as soon as look at you, regardless of gender. Or species.

Unless you're a Lewis.

by **Hardened Pyrokinetics** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:59 pm

Rupudska wrote:> I-think-they-might-be-gay

Rayne might be merely gay, but, if it was legal, Yuzuki would screw you as soon as look at you, regardless of gender. Or species.

She's more than welcome with James.

by **Olthar** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:00 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Rupudska wrote:> I-think-they-might-be-gay

Rayne might be merely gay, but, if it was legal, Yuzuki would screw you as soon as look at you, regardless of gender. Or species.

Unless you're a Lewis.

No one would tap that ass. Unless they were tapping it with a flamethrower.

by **Rupudska** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:01 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Rupudska wrote:> I-think-they-might-be-gay

Rayne might be merely gay, but, if it was legal, Yuzuki would screw you as soon as look at you, regardless of gender. Or species.

Unless you're a Lewis.

Lewis is one of the very, very few sapient life forms that was ever alive Yuzuki is not attracted to in some way.

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:02 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Unless you're a Lewis.

No one would tap that ass. Unless they were tapping it with a flamethrower.

In my plans for Elfen High 1 Arc 4, I contemplated making Lewis a playboy in Taiwan.

I then decided that making him a Buddhist monk would be funnier, but alas, it never came.

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