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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:23 pm

You know, staff is a wide category including shit like secretary, custodian, consoler, etc.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:23 pm

Since Nyarla will have three new points on her powergrid:

-Strength: 2 + 3 + 5
-Speed: 1
-Durability: 3
-Magical Ability: 7
-Fighting Skills: 7
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
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Postby AETEN II » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:23 pm

AETEN II wrote:Name: Malal
Age (Actual): 2,003
Age (Appears): Undead
Race: Demigod/Demon (?)

Appearance: Like his mother, his skeleton is on the outside, a bit like Giger's Xenomorphs, all the bones are outside the body and serve as a crude exoskeleton. Between the bones is a thick, somewhat hard, but flexible tissue that allows for easy movement. All organs are internal and his eyes are sunken far back into his head. His eyes are notable in that there are no pupils, the left is black and the right is white- both appear to be swirling vortexes that lead to a void of shadow. Like his mother as well, the bones on the left side of his body are white, while those on the right are black. The tissue between the bones in the opposite color. His mouth is split like this as well, his forked tongue is half black/white. In his mouth is a rather nasty array of fangs, all of which are nearly an inch long. His canines are over an inch long. Also, on Thor'sday, the colors switch for some odd reason. Like the hump in Young Frankenstein. He typically wears chainmail armor under a black cloak or black robes. If possible, is pleased when he obtains black and white cloathing.

Powergrid/Powers: 22

Intelligence: 7
Strength: 3
Speed: 3
Durability: 7
Fighting Skills: 3

Magic: 13
Death Inducement Lvl. 7- If he makes physical contact with his black side, he can age the opponent to death. Of course, this wouldn't work well on other immortals, seeing that nothing would really happen.

Resurrection Lvl. 6- He can heal and/or reanimate others by releasing energy from his white side, depending on the power of the dead/injured, size of the wound, and size of the soul, time of the action can increase and more energy is used by Malal. If they've been long-dead however, healing may be impossible and they'll be stuck in whatever state the body has decomposed to (rotted, skeleton, etc).



Weaknesses: Electricity and him do not mix. This is likely due to Thor and Lokki not mixing. Electricity causes paralyzation and exceptional pain, so he hates power sockets. It's also unwise to have a cattleprod within a mile of him. He'll flip.

Personality: Being one of the underdogs of Asgard since he really wasn't a god, Malal has the personality of an underdog- some depression, a great deal of underlying anger, and rather soft core. However, his partial insanity has jumbled this up quite a bit and gives him a random, bi-polar persona. One minute he's angry, the next he's crying with tears of joy. Inside all of this however is an undying hatred of Loki that would drive him to kill the sonofabitch whenever he gets the chance, even if Hel disproves of it.

History: Malal is the son of Hel, the norse goddess of the Underworld and is the grandson of Loki, his father was a warrior that died fighting a battalion of Roman soldiers that were attempting to land on the coast. The shop was just getting set up by the Norse Gods, Hel was bored, and Falki (the warrior) was about to be snatched out of Hel's grasp by Odin due to dying in battle as a warrior. Malal's life was a rather sad existance for the first few years upon maturity, as Loki didn't take kindly to his grandson being half a god and tormented him for well, being. It sucked, so much that Malal actually enjoyed time he spent outside of Asgard, to the point that he eventually signed on as a 'reaper' for them and would drag back unwilling souls. He continued this job for a few hundred years until the war broke out and he dropped into hiding and weathered out the war. Loki was pissed by this and effectively kicked him out of Asgard before the Norse gods fled Earth and left Malal abandoned on Earth. Unlike the other halflings however, he couldn't blend into the normal norse life due to his appearance and went into self-exile for his own protection. Of crouse this was a rather dull lifestyle, seeing his only forms of entertainment were thinking of a new way to kill Loki painfully or spook villagers. It's safe to say that his eventually resulted in a moderate form of complete bat-shit insane level of insanity. That and he made a lot of complicated runic alphabets. Now however, with the mixing of wizards, warlocks, etc. within the human population, Malal has left his exile and gone to Elfen High to teach Necromancy and possibly work as a healer. Being tolerated
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Am finishing.
And don't worry, I'm not going to make this guy an OP demigod. Hell, I'll keep him out of most fights. I just thought it'd be awesome to make a grandson of loki. Cookie if anyone gets the ref with the black-and-white skeleton, besides Hel looking like that.
(tip, it has to do with five.)
Also, can he be a teacher of Necromancy? He wouldn't be a student.

Updated sheet. And don't worry, I'm not going to make uber short posts with either my shifter char (scratch the shadow) or Malal. Or form an alliance between them, as Wilhelm and Malal will mix as well as magnesium and water.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:24 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, staff is a wide category including shit like secretary, custodian, consoler, etc.

Nyarla will have switched from teacher to school therapist/social worker.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
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Postby Metanih » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:24 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Metanih wrote:Would it be possible for Rayne to become a teacher? Just curious.

Depends what class and how old she is.

Mentally? Twenty two.
Sex ed would be an interesting class, given she is part succubus, which I plan on her learning at some point over the two year time skip.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:24 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, staff is a wide category including shit like secretary, custodian, consoler, etc.

What Counsellor Laz would be like.
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Postby AETEN II » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:25 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Since Nyarla will have three new points on her powergrid:

-Strength: 2 + 3 + 5
-Speed: 1
-Durability: 3
-Magical Ability: 7
-Fighting Skills: 7

And could Nyarla remain female pweety pwease? I want hilarity to ensure between them. In that things get hazardous with Malal. And that spawn idea would be hilarious.
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.


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"Because your dad's a whore."

"...He died a week ago."

"Of syphilis, I bet."

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:28 pm

OK.

If you have one PC, this guy has standard powergrid (before any changes are done due to AWB/EH bonus and story bonuses)
If you have two, you lose two points in general "physical" categories as well as one point in magic skills.
If you have three, you lose three points in general "physical" categories as well as two points in magic skills.

And so on.

Only one character of yours may receive AWB/old Elfen High bonuses. And it goes without saying that if Character 2 wasn't in Arc 1, he doesn't get the +3 point bonus.
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# went there....

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:28 pm

Name: Jacquelyn
Age (Actual): 5
Age (Appears): Um, bunny?
Race: Bunny
Appearance (Picture or good description): Pic. She is large enough to fit on someone's shoulders, and she normally sits on Minh's or Lewis' shoulders to travel around, though she also lays upon Crowley as well.
Powergrid/Powers:
-Intelligence: 7
-Strength: 2
-Speed: 1
-Durability: 7
-Magical Ability: 6
-Fighting Skills: 0

Level 7 Healing Powers, for those pesky attacks.
Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): She's a cute little bunny, but she can take a lot of hits. Don't even bother, she doesn't fight anyways.
Personality: Jacquelyn is a mutant bunny, one of the smartest of her kind. She is kind, polite, and cute, even when she tries not to be.
History: Born underneath Elfen High, Jacquelyn named herself and crawled from underneath the school. She sat on Crowley's desk one day, and was able to talk to him in intelligent conversation, earning some respect around the school. She is a teacher, though technically she requires people to bring her around on their shoulders, but she can move on her own as well. Despite this, she prefers it when other teachers carry her around. She teaches sexual education class.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:29 pm

AETEN II wrote:And could Nyarla remain female pweety pwease? I want hilarity to ensure between them. In that things get hazardous with Malal. And that spawn idea would be hilarious.

Nyarla's sex is fluid, she can be whatever she wants to be. But with Malal, she'll be a female.

The spawn will be the reason a literal Shard of Azathoth will be dispatched. Such an abomination must be exterminated. It will also attempt to kill Nyarla and Malal.

And it will succeed in killing the child, as well as temporarily killing Nyarlathotep. Although that will really only result in sending her to Azathoth's court, where she will be forced to defend her actions on Earth.
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:29 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:Name: Jacquelyn
Age (Actual): 5
Age (Appears): Um, bunny?
Race: Bunny
Appearance (Picture or good description): Pic. She is large enough to fit on someone's shoulders, and she normally sits on Minh's or Lewis' shoulders to travel around, though she also lays upon Crowley as well.
Powergrid/Powers:
-Intelligence: 7
-Strength: 2
-Speed: 1
-Durability: 7
-Magical Ability: 6
-Fighting Skills: 0

Level 7 Healing Powers, for those pesky attacks.
Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): She's a cute little bunny, but she can take a lot of hits. Don't even bother, she doesn't fight anyways.
Personality: Jacquelyn is a mutant bunny, one of the smartest of her kind. She is kind, polite, and cute, even when she tries not to be.
History: Born underneath Elfen High, Jacquelyn named herself and crawled from underneath the school. She sat on Crowley's desk one day, and was able to talk to him in intelligent conversation, earning some respect around the school. She is a teacher, though technically she requires people to bring her around on their shoulders, but she can move on her own as well. Despite this, she prefers it when other teachers carry her around. She teaches sexual education class.
RP Sample: I'm a cute little bunny.

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Postby Metanih » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:30 pm

Noooo
I have been planning for Rayne to teach sex ed for half this RP!
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:30 pm

Metanih wrote:Noooo
I have been planning for Rayne to teach sex ed for half this RP!

But I'm a bunny. ;~;
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:31 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:OK.

If you have one PC, this guy has standard powergrid (before any changes are done due to AWB/EH bonus and story bonuses)
If you have two, you lose two points in general "physical" categories as well as one point in magic skills.
If you have three, you lose three points in general "physical" categories as well as two points in magic skills.

And so on.

Only one character of yours may receive AWB/old Elfen High bonuses. And it goes without saying that if Character 2 wasn't in Arc 1, he doesn't get the +3 point bonus.

Wait...I have to edit the powergrid thingy?
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Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Metanih » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:31 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Metanih wrote:Noooo
I have been planning for Rayne to teach sex ed for half this RP!

But I'm a bunny. ;~;

I would search for my post, but there are six thousand posts, and I don't even know which thousand it is in.
But this has been planned!
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:32 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:OK.

If you have one PC, this guy has standard powergrid (before any changes are done due to AWB/EH bonus and story bonuses)
If you have two, you lose two points in general "physical" categories as well as one point in magic skills.
If you have three, you lose three points in general "physical" categories as well as two points in magic skills.

And so on.

Only one character of yours may receive AWB/old Elfen High bonuses. And it goes without saying that if Character 2 wasn't in Arc 1, he doesn't get the +3 point bonus.

Wait...I have to edit the powergrid thingy?

Well, you get +3 points for Laz which you can use however you want.
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# went there....

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Postby Mavorpen » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:32 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, staff is a wide category including shit like secretary, custodian, consoler, etc.


Izanagi must be the counselor. Seriously, a guy with multiple incarnations giving advice on mental health? BRILLIANT.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:32 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:OK.

If you have one PC, this guy has standard powergrid (before any changes are done due to AWB/EH bonus and story bonuses)
If you have two, you lose two points in general "physical" categories as well as one point in magic skills.
If you have three, you lose three points in general "physical" categories as well as two points in magic skills.

And so on.

Only one character of yours may receive AWB/old Elfen High bonuses. And it goes without saying that if Character 2 wasn't in Arc 1, he doesn't get the +3 point bonus.

Wait...I have to edit the powergrid thingy?

You can make him a decent fighter now.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:33 pm

Metanih wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:But I'm a bunny. ;~;

I would search for my post, but there are six thousand posts, and I don't even know which thousand it is in.
But this has been planned!

WAIT!

I like to travel on peoples' shoulders anyways, so what if we're co-teachers of sex ed?
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Postby Olthar » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:33 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Shit's come up IRL, slight delay in ending of this arc and beginning of the next. Maybe a delay of just a day, hopefully not more.

I can wait. :hug:
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Postby Amon and Friends » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:33 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, staff is a wide category including shit like secretary, custodian, consoler, etc.

Perhaps Pierre could teach self-defense.

Which would fit, really, since at least 50% of his actions are "punch stuff to death".

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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:33 pm

For the record, can we put the extra three points into stats that already have a seven?
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Postby Metanih » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:33 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Metanih wrote:I would search for my post, but there are six thousand posts, and I don't even know which thousand it is in.
But this has been planned!

WAIT!

I like to travel on peoples' shoulders anyways, so what if we're co-teachers of sex ed?

That would be brilliant.
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:33 pm

Metanih wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:But I'm a bunny. ;~;

I would search for my post, but there are six thousand posts, and I don't even know which thousand it is in.
But this has been planned!

Both of you teach Sex Ed.
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It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


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greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


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Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Postby AETEN II » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:34 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
AETEN II wrote:And could Nyarla remain female pweety pwease? I want hilarity to ensure between them. In that things get hazardous with Malal. And that spawn idea would be hilarious.

Nyarla's sex is fluid, she can be whatever she wants to be. But with Malal, she'll be a female.

The spawn will be the reason a literal Shard of Azathoth will be dispatched. Such an abomination must be exterminated. It will also attempt to kill Nyarla and Malal.

And it will succeed in killing the child, as well as temporarily killing Nyarlathotep. Although that will really only result in sending her to Azathoth's court, where she will be forced to defend her actions on Earth.

I would laugh when the spawn does exist though. Some sort of monstrosity caught in limbo between life and death, since Malal's technically not alive by normal understanding.
And Malal should be lost in a dimension at some time. Like he gets stuck in there when Nyarla is 'killed' and has to wait in order to be let out, since he lacks dimensional warping capabilities.
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.


Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"

"Because your dad's a whore."

"...He died a week ago."

"Of syphilis, I bet."

Best Gif on the internet.

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