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by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:00 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nude East Ireland » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:00 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Olthar wrote:How about everyone not pick at nits and complain about things? That's how the first one fell apart. Yes, this story has plot holes, tons of them, big ones that you could drive a space ship through, but who cares? The point isn't to write a cohesive and logical story. It's to have crazy fun Nightkill style. Nightkill doesn't make sense, so why do you expect this RP to?
But yes, Olthar is correct here. This roleplay, while I'll try to have it somewhat more sensible this time, is mainly supposed to be Crazy Awesome shit vaguely linked together. Basically, it's me creating a detailed playground and letting you guys go fuck around in it to your heart's content.
I mean, in Arc 2 we had a fucking giant mecha start battling Lancelot's knights, who were armed with shotguns.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:00 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:00 pm
by Constaniana » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:02 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:02 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:But yes, Olthar is correct here. This roleplay, while I'll try to have it somewhat more sensible this time, is mainly supposed to be Crazy Awesome shit vaguely linked together. Basically, it's me creating a detailed playground and letting you guys go fuck around in it to your heart's content.
I mean, in Arc 2 we had a fucking giant mecha start battling Lancelot's knights, who were armed with shotguns.
Tell me about the post modern world.
Are the United States still a superpower? Are DNA and genetics being explored to improve humans' abilities in order to compete with the supernatural? Has space been explored any more?
Is Great Britain a steampunk superpower ruled by zombies?
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:03 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Olthar » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:04 pm
by Esternial » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:04 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I know I'm a fucking hypocrite for saying that considering the mass of text in the OP.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:04 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:05 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I should likely go to sleep now. If Esty is sane, he'll join me.
Not join me as in join my bed, I meant join me as in he go to sleep as well since we live on the same time zone and- *pauses*
Now NEI is shipping Esty/Nightkill. Fuck.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Esternial » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:05 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I should likely go to sleep now. If Esty is sane, he'll join me.
Not join me as in join my bed, I meant join me as in he go to sleep as well since we live on the same time zone and- *pauses*
Now NEI is shipping Esty/Nightkill. Fuck.
by Metanih » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:06 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:06 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I should likely go to sleep now. If Esty is sane, he'll join me.
Not join me as in join my bed, I meant join me as in he go to sleep as well since we live on the same time zone and- *pauses*
Now NEI is shipping Esty/Nightkill. Fuck.
Metanih wrote:This is the same size as the new World Beyond OOC page...
And it was made exactly one month later...
by Olthar » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:07 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Now NEI is shipping Esty/Nightkill. Fuck.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:07 pm
Metanih wrote:This is the same size as the new World Beyond OOC page...
And it was made exactly one month later...
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:08 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I should likely go to sleep now. If Esty is sane, he'll join me.
Not join me as in join my bed, I meant join me as in he go to sleep as well since we live on the same time zone and- *pauses*
Now NEI is shipping Esty/Nightkill. Fuck.
NEI is always shipping everybody with everybody.
I'll tell you though, her John McCain/Elvis Presley fanfic was surprisingly tasteful.Metanih wrote:This is the same size as the new World Beyond OOC page...
And it was made exactly one month later...
Maybe 'cause you bitches need to post?
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Metanih » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:08 pm
by Nude East Ireland » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:09 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I should likely go to sleep now. If Esty is sane, he'll join me.
Not join me as in join my bed, I meant join me as in he go to sleep as well since we live on the same time zone and- *pauses*
Now NEI is shipping Esty/Nightkill. Fuck.
NEI is always shipping everybody with everybody.
I'll tell you though, her John McCain/Elvis Presley fanfic was surprisingly tasteful.
by AETEN II » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:10 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by Constaniana » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:12 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nude East Ireland » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:20 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:21 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
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