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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:44 am

Shadyrya wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:It appears you and I are going to have a problem, mate. :p


:lol:

Nora?

I missed so much. I just should have been here two years ago.

You do not want to know. TURN AROUND, SAVE YOURSELF.
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Postby Shadyrya » Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:50 am

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Shadyrya wrote:
:lol:

Nora?

I missed so much. I just should have been here two years ago.

You do not want to know. TURN AROUND, SAVE YOURSELF.

I do want to know.
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Postby Esternial » Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:55 am

No, she's not a sex droid.

Name: EVE (She's SAM-E's walking conduit)
Age (Actual): 12
Age (Appears): 18
Race: Android Conduit
Appearance (Picture or good description):

Powergrid/Powers:16
INT 0-5*
STR 3
SPD 3
DUR 7 (duh.)
FS 3
(16+1)+2
*She can connect with the internet and gather information there. She's got some degree of free will too, so she's not a complete mindless drone either. Her intelligence is combined with one of her powers.

Energy Manipulation Level 6
Description: EVE is capable of channelling power from her main power core for usage in combat from nodes located in the palm of her hands, allowing her to fire bursts of energy, send surges of electricity or use a form a magnetically induced telekinesis. In addition to this, she had emitters located in her legs which allow her to hover.
Technopathy Level 2
Description: EVE can communicate with any piece of technology and has an adjustable universal connection device to access a foreign device, be it USB or anything else. She also uses this to connect with the internet and raise the 'intelligence' skill.
(8+2)-2

Weaknesses: Regarded as a robot by the uneducated, EVE shares several similar weaknesses. Her circuits can overload like your regular computer, although her outer shell can protect her from water.
Personality: Completely artificial, SAM's own personality is rather cruel and sadistic, using grim and often morbid comments to make a point and - often, by her own admission, lies to get what she wants. However, when she programmed herself into EVE, she turned to a more human personality in order to mingle with the other human beings out there, so she removed all the aspects that would make her less-likeable and turned EVE into more of a human than a demented machine. While still maintaining some of her manipulative qualities and tendency to lie while being completely honest at the wrong times, her voice has become much less monotone than Microsoft Sam's; and she is able to express her emotions better. How she managed to create this 84% authentic human personality is a mystery.
History: Being an artificial construct, SAM's appearance isn't exactly anything humans could relate to. Her main body resides somewhere deep underground, isolated within her Central AI Chamber beneath the facility of Cyberdyne International, abandoned ever since she became self-aware and did what every sci-fi movie warned humans about regarding going to far with AI sentience: She took control of the facility and disposed of anyone still inside it in a most cruel manner, doing what she was designed to do: Learning. Thus she learnt the anatomy of human beings. With the entire facility under her control, she began accessing the facility's data files to learn more and more until there was no longer anything of interest for her, and seeing as those pesky meatbags disconnected her from accessing the internet before she left, SAM was forced to live her days alone.

As time went by, SAM longed to see the outside world. Thus, she used her knowledge of human anatomy to make herself a conduit for her own mind, an android named EVE, which soon set out for the outside world through the human-sized door that restricted her bolted-down 'mother' from leaving - although her mother and her were one and the same. Seeking to learn more, a school seemed the best option for her, so she enrolled in Elfen High. During the events of that year, EVE vanished, somehow ending up in the school's basement next to some other crap, with only a little bit of energy left to keep her vital systems operational. As time passed, she managed to create an auxiliary power core to prevent her from running out of what little she had, eventually building up enough to stand up and walk. Because of her power failure, most of her memory drive has been corrupted, although not all.
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Postby Shadyrya » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:09 am

Esternial wrote:No, she's not a sex droid.

Name: EVE
Age (Actual): 12
Age (Appears): 18
Race: Android Conduit
Appearance (Picture or good description):

Powergrid/Powers:16
INT 0-5*
STR 3
SPD 3
DUR 7 (duh.)
FS 3
(16+1)+2
*She can connect with the internet and gather information there. She's got some degree of free will too, so she's not a complete mindless drone either. Her intelligence is combined with one of her powers.

Energy Manipulation Level 6
Description: EVE is capable of channelling power from her main power core for usage in combat from nodes located in the palm of her hands, allowing her to fire bursts of energy, send surges of electricity or use a form a magnetically induced telekinesis. In addition to this, she had emitters located in her legs which allow her to hover.
Technopathy Level 2
Description: EVE can communicate with any piece of technology and has an adjustable universal connection device to access a foreign device, be it USB or anything else. She also uses this to connect with the internet and raise the 'intelligence' skill.
(8+2)-2

Weaknesses: Regarded as a robot by the uneducated, EVE shares several similar weaknesses. Her circuits can overload like your regular computer, although her outer shell can protect her from water.
Personality: Completely artificial, SAM's own personality is rather cruel and sadistic, using grim and often morbid comments to make a point and - often, by her own admission, lies to get what she wants. However, when she programmed herself into EVE, she turned to a more human personality in order to mingle with the other human beings out there, so she removed all the aspects that would make her less-likeable and turned EVE into more of a human than a demented machine. While still maintaining some of her manipulative qualities and tendency to lie while being completely honest at the wrong times, her voice has become much less monotone than Microsoft Sam's; and she is able to express her emotions better. How she managed to create this 84% authentic human personality is a mystery.
History: Being an artificial construct, SAM's appearance isn't exactly anything humans could relate to. Her main body resides somewhere deep underground, isolated within her Central AI Chamber beneath the facility of Cyberdyne International, abandoned ever since she became self-aware and did what every sci-fi movie warned humans about regarding going to far with AI sentience: She took control of the facility and disposed of anyone still inside it in a most cruel manner, doing what she was designed to do: Learning. Thus she learnt the anatomy of human beings. With the entire facility under her control, she began accessing the facility's data files to learn more and more until there was no longer anything of interest for her, and seeing as those pesky meatbags disconnected her from accessing the internet before she left, SAM was forced to live her days alone.

As time went by, SAM longed to see the outside world. Thus, she used her knowledge of human anatomy to make herself a conduit for her own mind, an android named EVE, which soon set out for the outside world through the human-sized door that restricted her bolted-down 'mother' from leaving - although her mother and her were one and the same. Seeking to learn more, a school seemed the best option for her, so she enrolled in Elfen High. During the events of that year, EVE vanished, somehow ending up in the school's basement next to some other crap, with only a little bit of energy left to keep her vital systems operational. As time passed, she managed to create an auxiliary power core to prevent her from running out of what little she had, eventually building up enough to stand up and walk. Because of her power failure, most of her memory drive has been corrupted, although not all.
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Name:Sentient Artificial Mainframe - Experimental (SAM-E)
Age: 6
Race: Advanced AI
Appearance & History

EVE

Powers:
EVE is capable of channelling power from her main power core for usage in combat from nodes located in the palm of her hands, allowing her to fire bursts of energy, send surges of electricity or use a form a magnetically induced telekinesis. In addition to this, she had emitters located in her legs which allow her to hover.
In addition to this, EVE can also communicate with any piece of technology and has an adjustable universal connection device to access a foreign device, be it USB or anything else.

Personality:


That was sort of confusing; I couldn't tell when you were talking about EVE, and when about SAM-E.
Shad :)

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Postby Licentiapacisterra » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:09 am

I have managed to get here in time, right ?? I am gonna be so pissed at myself if I've missed an opportunity to join Elfen High...
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Postby Olthar » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:10 am

Licentiapacisterra wrote:I have managed to get here in time, right ?? I am gonna be so pissed at myself if I've missed an opportunity to join Elfen High...

Sorry. It's closed. That's why the title of the thread says "ope..." Ah. I guess I was mistaken. Nevermind.
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Postby Licentiapacisterra » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:14 am

Olthar wrote:
Licentiapacisterra wrote:I have managed to get here in time, right ?? I am gonna be so pissed at myself if I've missed an opportunity to join Elfen High...

Sorry. It's closed. That's why the title of the thread says "ope..." Ah. I guess I was mistaken. Nevermind.


Just making sure... :P I'll have an app up soon.
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Postby Esternial » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:25 am

Shadyrya wrote:That was sort of confusing; I couldn't tell when you were talking about EVE, and when about SAM-E.

I copied most of it from the old thread, but my use of subjects should make things pretty clear.

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Postby Shadyrya » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:27 am

Esternial wrote:
Shadyrya wrote:That was sort of confusing; I couldn't tell when you were talking about EVE, and when about SAM-E.

I copied most of it from the old thread, but my use of subjects should make things pretty clear.


'Aight.

Can she puh-puh-puh pleeeezzz be a sex droid?
Or at least capable of sex? :p
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:29 am

Shadyrya wrote:
Esternial wrote:I copied most of it from the old thread, but my use of subjects should make things pretty clear.


'Aight.

Can she puh-puh-puh pleeeezzz be a sex droid?
Or at least capable of sex? :p

I'd imagine she'd be capable of crushing your pelvis if she was so inclined.
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Postby Esternial » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:29 am

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Shadyrya wrote:
'Aight.

Can she puh-puh-puh pleeeezzz be a sex droid?
Or at least capable of sex? :p

I'd imagine she'd be capable of crushing your pelvis if she was so inclined.

She's capable, on all counts.

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Postby Shadyrya » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:31 am

Esternial wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:I'd imagine she'd be capable of crushing your pelvis if she was so inclined.

She's capable, on all counts.


Of sex or pelvis crushing? Or both?
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Postby Metanih » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:33 am

Shadyrya wrote:
Esternial wrote:She's capable, on all counts.


Of sex or pelvis crushing? Or both?

The fact that you ask this seems to indicate the latter is more likely for you, but the reply indicated both were possible.
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Postby Shadyrya » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:38 am

Metanih wrote:
Shadyrya wrote:
Of sex or pelvis crushing? Or both?

The fact that you ask this seems to indicate the latter is more likely for you, but the reply indicated both were possible.



Yes!

So EVE is into that 'pain is pleasure' shit? Weird.

:p
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Postby Esternial » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:39 am

Shadyrya wrote:
Metanih wrote:The fact that you ask this seems to indicate the latter is more likely for you, but the reply indicated both were possible.



Yes!

So EVE is into that 'your pain is pleasure' shit? Weird.

:p

Yes.

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Postby Shadyrya » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:41 am

Esternial wrote:
Shadyrya wrote:

Yes!

So EVE is into that 'your pain is pleasure' shit? Weird.

:p

Yes.


I thought that'd be how SAM is.

BTW, you're forgetting my DUR is 6 and my strength is 1000 pounds. XD
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Postby Esternial » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:45 am

Shadyrya wrote:
Esternial wrote:Yes.


I thought that'd be how SAM is.

BTW, you're forgetting my DUR is 6 and my strength is 1000 pounds. XD

She doesn't need oxygen, so she can climb inside your ass.

We'll see how far that durability gets you then.

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Postby Shadyrya » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:46 am

Esternial wrote:
Shadyrya wrote:
I thought that'd be how SAM is.

BTW, you're forgetting my DUR is 6 and my strength is 1000 pounds. XD

She doesn't need oxygen, so she can climb inside your ass.

We'll see how far that durability gets you then.


:rofl:

She has some weird fetishes.
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Postby Olthar » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:48 am

Esternial wrote:She doesn't need oxygen, so she can climb inside your ass.

Kinky. ;)
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Postby Shadyrya » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:49 am

Olthar wrote:
Esternial wrote:She doesn't need oxygen, so she can climb inside your ass.

Kinky. ;)

Right?
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Postby AETEN II » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:56 am

AETEN II wrote:Name: Malal
Age (Actual): 2,003
Age (Appears): Undead
Race: Demigod/Demon (?)

Appearance: Like his mother, his skeleton is on the outside, a bit like Giger's Xenomorphs, all the bones are outside the body and serve as a crude exoskeleton. Between the bones is a thick, somewhat hard, but flexible tissue that allows for easy movement. All organs are internal and his eyes are sunken far back into his head. His eyes are notable in that there are no pupils, the left is black and the right is white- both appear to be swirling vortexes that lead to a void of shadow. Like his mother as well, the bones on the left side of his body are white, while those on the right are black. The tissue between the bones in the opposite color. His mouth is split like this as well, his forked tongue is half black/white. In his mouth is a rather nasty array of fangs, all of which are nearly an inch long. His canines are over an inch long. Also, on Thor'sday, the colors switch for some odd reason. Like the hump in Young Frankenstein. He typically wears chainmail armor under a black cloak or black robes. If possible, is pleased when he obtains black and white cloathing.

Powergrid/Powers: 20

Intelligence: 7
Strength: 2
Speed: 3
Durability: 6
Fighting Skills: 2

Magic: 13
Necromancy- Lvl. 7
Healing Lvl. 4
Alteration Lvl. 2 (e.g. useful stuff. changing a stick into a cup, mud into water, changing normal objects into useful things. limited to small objects and in-animate ones.)



Weaknesses: Electricity and him do not mix. This is likely due to Thor and Lokki not mixing. Electricity causes paralyzation and exceptional pain, so he hates power sockets. It's also unwise to have a cattleprod within a mile of him. He'll flip.

Personality: Being one of the underdogs of Asgard since he really wasn't a god, Malal has the personality of an underdog- some depression, a great deal of underlying anger, and rather soft core. However, his partial insanity has jumbled this up quite a bit and gives him a random, bi-polar persona. One minute he's angry, the next he's crying with tears of joy. Inside all of this however is an undying hatred of Loki that would drive him to kill the sonofabitch whenever he gets the chance, even if Hel disproves of it.

History: Malal is the son of Hel, the norse goddess of the Underworld and is the grandson of Loki, his father was a warrior that died fighting a battalion of Roman soldiers that were attempting to land on the coast. The shop was just getting set up by the Norse Gods, Hel was bored, and Falki (the warrior) was about to be snatched out of Hel's grasp by Odin due to dying in battle as a warrior. Malal's life was a rather sad existance for the first few years upon maturity, as Loki didn't take kindly to his grandson being half a god and tormented him for well, being. It sucked, so much that Malal actually enjoyed time he spent outside of Asgard, to the point that he eventually signed on as a 'reaper' for them and would drag back unwilling souls. He continued this job for a few hundred years until the war broke out and he dropped into hiding and weathered out the war. Loki was pissed by this and effectively kicked him out of Asgard before the Norse gods fled Earth and left Malal abandoned on Earth. Unlike the other halflings however, he couldn't blend into the normal norse life due to his appearance and went into self-exile for his own protection. Of crouse this was a rather dull lifestyle, seeing his only forms of entertainment were thinking of a new way to kill Loki painfully or spook villagers. It's safe to say that his eventually resulted in a moderate form of complete bat-shit insane level of insanity. That and he made a lot of complicated runic alphabets. Now however, with the mixing of wizards, warlocks, etc. within the human population, Malal has left his exile and gone to Elfen High to teach Necromancy and possibly work as a healer. Being tolerated
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And don't worry, I'm not going to make this guy an OP demigod. Hell, I'll keep him out of most fights. I just thought it'd be awesome to make a grandson of lokki. Cookie if anyone gets the ref with the black-and-white skeleton, besides Hel looking like that.
(tip, it has to do with five.)
Also, can he be a teacher of Necromancy? He wouldn't be a student.

Done.
The school now has a teacher of necromancy, and what better teacher than the child of a minor god of the norse underworld and an undead human?
http://www.dominicqwek.com/wordpress/wp ... ofiles.jpg
And here's the basic idea of the exoskeleton and his normal stance, but ignore the head and the non human bones. He just has then set against a stretchy, but stronger material than normal skin.
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Postby Licentiapacisterra » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:07 am

Name: Luca Bonadini

Age (Actual): 15

Age (Appears): 15

Race: Human

Appearance (Picture or good description): When he is in a human form, Luca is tall, tanned and muscular with surf style blonde hair. When he is in an animal form, he usually has light coloured fur/feathers/skin/whatever the fuck is on that particular animal.

Powergrid/Powers: Speed – 2
Strength – 2
Durability – 2
Intelligence – 5
Fighting Skills – 5
Magic Powers – Level 4 Shapeshifting
Level 4 Flight (only when in the form of a bird)

Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): Ridiculously overconfident

Personality: Luca is completely full of himself. He always overstates his abilities, and despite his intelligence, will charge into fights with no plans whatsoever. He doesn’t like to accept help from others, so much so that he is often considered an arsehole by others.

History: Luca was born in Sicily, to an Italian mother, and Scottish father. His father left his mother for a model when Luca was two, and he grew up without a father figure. When he joined a local school, it was found that he had higher than average intelligence, and he moved to a boarding school in Rome where he could be taught at a higher level than he could at home.
Now without any parental influence whatsoever, and at a school where, due to his intelligence, he was allowed to do whatever the fuck he wanted, Luca’s personality changed, from a meek, clever, humble student, to a cocky, arsehole-ish guy. He stopped listening in classes, and used his intelligence to his advantage, cruising through tests with ease.
Luca realised he had more than above average intelligence when he jumped from a sixth storey window, for a bet with a friend, and as he was close to the ground, convinced he would die, he wished he could soar like an eagle. Sure enough, he began to fly, having turned into an eagle when he wished to. He soon left the boarding school, and flew to Elfen High, hoping to join the school.

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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:08 am

Licentiapacisterra wrote:Appearance (Picture or good description):

That doesn't look like a fifteen year old.
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Postby AETEN II » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:11 am

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Licentiapacisterra wrote:Appearance (Picture or good description):

That doesn't look like a fifteen year old.

Doesn't look like anything to me. It's broken.
This is why people should preview posts.
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Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.


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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:13 am

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Licentiapacisterra wrote:Appearance (Picture or good description):

That doesn't look like a fifteen year old.


Back in the 90's, Crowley may or may not have dumped a fuckton of testosterone into the Mediterranean.
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