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Postby United Slavic Nations » Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:39 pm

New Cinoth wrote:
United Slavic Nations wrote:"Nope! No magic here," she said, tapping him on the head with the hard black part. It wasn't hard enough to hurt him, but it did make a nice thwack! sound when it came into contact with his skull. Sitting up and dusting the cobwebs and lint off her back, she continued to watch the door, beginning to get bored. "Maybe she's not in this class," she admitted, resting her cheek on her palm.

"Man, this is boring."


Seth laughed and shook his head, "It's great for clearing the cobwebs from your head! It's a nice wake up call!" Seth began to grin, "See! I think we should go find her, because I doubt the beetles wil survive much longer." Seth shifted the blue backpack onto his shoulder. "So should we hunt them down? I would like to repay Ali for his kind little note." Seth began to laugh at the though of him stealing Ali's pants and putting them in the lunchroom.

She chewed on the inside of her cheek, contemplating. She really, really wanted to pull this prank; but, at the same time, she didn't want to be a bully either. She shrugged and readjusted her hat. "Sure," she grinned replaced the grate on the opening, shoving her Forget-Me-Stick bac into her prank-kit, and started crawling back to the roof.
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Shadyrya wrote:That's a creepy fly.

I think my jacket records me when I sing.

Yup. You know what's creepier? The fact that he NEVER MOVES when I'm awake. But when I'm asleep, I can hear him buzzing around. Right over my head. I think he's conspiring against me; maybe because I have a bad history with bugs.

HE'S A DARK INSECTHOOD ASSASSIN, I SWEAR.

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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:27 pm

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Seth laughed and shook his head, "It's great for clearing the cobwebs from your head! It's a nice wake up call!" Seth began to grin, "See! I think we should go find her, because I doubt the beetles wil survive much longer." Seth shifted the blue backpack onto his shoulder. "So should we hunt them down? I would like to repay Ali for his kind little note." Seth began to laugh at the though of him stealing Ali's pants and putting them in the lunchroom.

She chewed on the inside of her cheek, contemplating. She really, really wanted to pull this prank; but, at the same time, she didn't want to be a bully either. She shrugged and readjusted her hat. "Sure," she grinned replaced the grate on the opening, shoving her Forget-Me-Stick bac into her prank-kit, and started crawling back to the roof.


OOC: remeber i exited the vent

Seth waved up to her, "I'll meet you out there!" He laughed as he heard Jinny crawl away. "well I guess I better get going. Jani, come along if you want, I'm sure Jinny won't mind." Seth motioned for jani to follow him. "Olov, you can come along to if you promise not to interefere, ok?" seth smiled and trotted off not even bothering to see if they would follow.
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BettaMin wrote:Cinoth is above grammar. And spelling. Don't question her power.

Solmakia wrote:
New Cinoth wrote:With the correct sauces anything tastes good! So go on ahead.... I'm just warming up my giant grill.

I declare war on you for your capitalist urges to eat children!

Senkaku wrote:Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed... :p

Wyztrkstan wrote:First rule: Never trust NC. :p

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Postby Vakolic » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:39 pm

Jani followed Seth. He didn't like the sound of this prank...he'd atempt to stop it, but first he had to get to know the people.

"What kind of 'enitiation' does Ginny tend to do? If she's looking for a test of strength, I'm up for it.
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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:46 pm

Vakolic wrote:Jani followed Seth. He didn't like the sound of this prank...he'd atempt to stop it, but first he had to get to know the people.

"What kind of 'enitiation' does Ginny tend to do? If she's looking for a test of strength, I'm up for it.


Seth smiled at him, "Ummm this is the first initiation she has ever done. Don't worry it'll be funny, well not as funny as setting people on fire, but still funny!" Seth began to laugh, "And no, it's not about strength. Well not standard strength anyways.......So any questions other questions?" Seth grined as he pushed open the doors and stepped outside. "Ahh now to find Ali.."
I am the insane goddess of Pseudo-Reality! My power is beyond logic.
This nation does represent my views on politics.
I run on pure 100% Nightmare Fuel!
The Cuil Theory
Elipida wrote:All Hail The Great Tofu King

BettaMin wrote:Cinoth is above grammar. And spelling. Don't question her power.

Solmakia wrote:
New Cinoth wrote:With the correct sauces anything tastes good! So go on ahead.... I'm just warming up my giant grill.

I declare war on you for your capitalist urges to eat children!

Senkaku wrote:Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed... :p

Wyztrkstan wrote:First rule: Never trust NC. :p

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Postby Hamste » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:57 pm

Olov was stunned into silence and inactivity by how easily Jinny addmitted that they were up to a prank. When Seth left he followed promising to himself to interfere. He realized Seth was up to no good but he had no idea what so he couldn't just stop Seth if he didn't have a reason. He decided just to follow him so that he could try to stop him once he started. He had to devide himself from them when they had went down the stairs as he had to go to the ramp. (OOC we must have been on the top floor because Jinny went back up to the roof and it has been mentioned that this school has more then one floor.) Finally he caught back up to them as they went outside.
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Postby Vakolic » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:59 pm

"Ah, that sounds rather interesting, I may have some fun with this...
He moved his fingers in a strange circular motion and the air around them became noticably hotter.
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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:05 pm

Hamste wrote:Olov was stunned into silence and inactivity by how easily Jinny addmitted that they were up to a prank. When Seth left he followed promising to himself to interfere. He realized Seth was up to no good but he had no idea what so he couldn't just stop Seth if he didn't have a reason. He decided just to follow him so that he could try to stop him once he started. He had to devide himself from them when they had went down the stairs as he had to go to the ramp. (OOC we must have been on the top floor because Jinny went back up to the roof and it has been mentioned that this school has more then one floor.) Finally he caught back up to them as they went outside.


"Oh glad you made it Olov" Seth grinned happily, "sorry bout the stairs back there. I forgot centaurs don't like stairs."

Seth turned to Jani, "Yup, Ali is kind of a female crazed Djinn..... And aparently he doesn't like it when I interact with people who tend to be fragile...... I don't really see why, it's just harmless fun, right?" Seth twitched as the air got hotter, "Is it just me or did the heat rise?" He shook himself vigorously, "Well now to find Jinny, and then Ali, because he is no doubt following Esperonza."
I am the insane goddess of Pseudo-Reality! My power is beyond logic.
This nation does represent my views on politics.
I run on pure 100% Nightmare Fuel!
The Cuil Theory
Elipida wrote:All Hail The Great Tofu King

BettaMin wrote:Cinoth is above grammar. And spelling. Don't question her power.

Solmakia wrote:
New Cinoth wrote:With the correct sauces anything tastes good! So go on ahead.... I'm just warming up my giant grill.

I declare war on you for your capitalist urges to eat children!

Senkaku wrote:Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed... :p

Wyztrkstan wrote:First rule: Never trust NC. :p

Inquilabstan: A mix of brutal and kawaii. Like an uber metal kitten.

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Postby Vakolic » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:18 pm

"Yes, it got hotter...it can get a lot hotter, but I thought you might get uncomfortable if I heated the air up too much.
You know, the only reason that the invasion of earth from mars failed was because it was too damn cold. They've been planning to invade again for ages but well...the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one..."
His voice trailed off and a single tear ran down his cheek as he remembered the great conflict that had made mars what it was now...a desolate landscape where none of the beautiful life that formerly flourished now lived.
"Anyway, what is this Ali like? I've not seen him. If he's female-crazed, that might make him easier to track down if we find a random female human."
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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:29 pm

Vakolic wrote:"Yes, it got hotter...it can get a lot hotter, but I thought you might get uncomfortable if I heated the air up too much.
You know, the only reason that the invasion of earth from mars failed was because it was too damn cold. They've been planning to invade again for ages but well...the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one..."
His voice trailed off and a single tear ran down his cheek as he remembered the great conflict that had made mars what it was now...a desolate landscape where none of the beautiful life that formerly flourished now lived.
"Anyway, what is this Ali like? I've not seen him. If he's female-crazed, that might make him easier to track down if we find a random female human."


Seth smirked, "He's after a Seraph named Esperonza. And did you just say something about taking over Earth?!" Seth began to laugh,"So a little chill scared you off? You'd hate the shadow realm, if you think this is cold. It runs a nice forty degrees there year round!" Seth grined, " The world is easy to devour if you know how. Just eat everyone's soul then drain their life. It's simple, well at least for shadows. But we like to have a nice stock of souls, soooo I don't think an invasion from the Shadow realm will ever happen."
I am the insane goddess of Pseudo-Reality! My power is beyond logic.
This nation does represent my views on politics.
I run on pure 100% Nightmare Fuel!
The Cuil Theory
Elipida wrote:All Hail The Great Tofu King

BettaMin wrote:Cinoth is above grammar. And spelling. Don't question her power.

Solmakia wrote:
New Cinoth wrote:With the correct sauces anything tastes good! So go on ahead.... I'm just warming up my giant grill.

I declare war on you for your capitalist urges to eat children!

Senkaku wrote:Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed... :p

Wyztrkstan wrote:First rule: Never trust NC. :p

Inquilabstan: A mix of brutal and kawaii. Like an uber metal kitten.

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Postby Vakolic » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:37 pm

"And you're after her too, right?" Jani asked, again wondering how his scent would atract the girl. "As for the air, we can warm it up...most of the population on mars lived around the large volcanoes, absorbing the fire.
We find it hard to survive on colder planets."
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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:59 pm

Vakolic wrote:"And you're after her too, right?" Jani asked, again wondering how his scent would atract the girl. "As for the air, we can warm it up...most of the population on mars lived around the large volcanoes, absorbing the fire.
We find it hard to survive on colder planets."


Seth laughed and shook his head, "She just kinda come with it really. I don't care that much whether she gets involved in it, I just really want to piss Ali off!" seth looked at the roof and called out, "Hey, Jinny, you up there? Come on down we are all waiting for you." Seth smiled and turned to Jani and Olov, "Well soon we can get this party started!"
I am the insane goddess of Pseudo-Reality! My power is beyond logic.
This nation does represent my views on politics.
I run on pure 100% Nightmare Fuel!
The Cuil Theory
Elipida wrote:All Hail The Great Tofu King

BettaMin wrote:Cinoth is above grammar. And spelling. Don't question her power.

Solmakia wrote:
New Cinoth wrote:With the correct sauces anything tastes good! So go on ahead.... I'm just warming up my giant grill.

I declare war on you for your capitalist urges to eat children!

Senkaku wrote:Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed... :p

Wyztrkstan wrote:First rule: Never trust NC. :p

Inquilabstan: A mix of brutal and kawaii. Like an uber metal kitten.

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Postby United Slavic Nations » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:12 pm

New Cinoth wrote:
Vakolic wrote:"And you're after her too, right?" Jani asked, again wondering how his scent would atract the girl. "As for the air, we can warm it up...most of the population on mars lived around the large volcanoes, absorbing the fire.
We find it hard to survive on colder planets."


Seth laughed and shook his head, "She just kinda come with it really. I don't care that much whether she gets involved in it, I just really want to piss Ali off!" seth looked at the roof and called out, "Hey, Jinny, you up there? Come on down we are all waiting for you." Seth smiled and turned to Jani and Olov, "Well soon we can get this party started!"

Jinny while, on the roof, was cussing up a storm. Aparently, a fairly stupid bird had thought it was a good idea to use her head for target practice...

When Jinny had climbed down from the roof and regrouped, there was still sticky white stuff in her hair; which meant she was not in a very good mood. One could almost see the dark mini storm clouds hovering over her head as she crossed her arms and pouted. "Stupid pidgeons," she grumbled, glaring at the sky. "Why must they shit on everything?"
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Shadyrya wrote:That's a creepy fly.

I think my jacket records me when I sing.

Yup. You know what's creepier? The fact that he NEVER MOVES when I'm awake. But when I'm asleep, I can hear him buzzing around. Right over my head. I think he's conspiring against me; maybe because I have a bad history with bugs.

HE'S A DARK INSECTHOOD ASSASSIN, I SWEAR.

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Postby Vakolic » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:16 pm

"They have inadiquate toilet facilities, thus, they must use your head. It is a bad fact of life that you will have to come to terms with. Pigeons are annoying and the only thing that will get them off us is creating mini winds."

Jani concentrated and sent the birds above there heads literally flying away with huge daggers of air that ripped through them like paper, killing them instantly. "We can talk in peace now."
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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:21 pm

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New Cinoth wrote:
Seth laughed and shook his head, "She just kinda come with it really. I don't care that much whether she gets involved in it, I just really want to piss Ali off!" seth looked at the roof and called out, "Hey, Jinny, you up there? Come on down we are all waiting for you." Seth smiled and turned to Jani and Olov, "Well soon we can get this party started!"

Jinny while, on the roof, was cussing up a storm. Aparently, a fairly stupid bird had thought it was a good idea to use her head for target practice...

When Jinny had climbed down from the roof and regrouped, there was still sticky white stuff in her hair; which meant she was not in a very good mood. One could almost see the dark mini storm clouds hovering over her head as she crossed her arms and pouted. "Stupid pidgeons," she grumbled, glaring at the sky. "Why must they shit on everything?"


Seth rolled across the ground, "What the hell happened to you? Pidgeons? It pooped on you?!" Seth smiled, "That really sucks..... well at least you smell like birds now." He chuckled, "well... is the prank still on or what?" Seth rolled himself up to his feet and laughed, "Well at least it can be washed off... It does was off, right?"

Seth looked up, "Yay it's raining bloooooood!" Seth laughed hysterically and looked up, "What a wonderful little surprise! This is great, thanks Jani!"
I am the insane goddess of Pseudo-Reality! My power is beyond logic.
This nation does represent my views on politics.
I run on pure 100% Nightmare Fuel!
The Cuil Theory
Elipida wrote:All Hail The Great Tofu King

BettaMin wrote:Cinoth is above grammar. And spelling. Don't question her power.

Solmakia wrote:
New Cinoth wrote:With the correct sauces anything tastes good! So go on ahead.... I'm just warming up my giant grill.

I declare war on you for your capitalist urges to eat children!

Senkaku wrote:Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed... :p

Wyztrkstan wrote:First rule: Never trust NC. :p

Inquilabstan: A mix of brutal and kawaii. Like an uber metal kitten.

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Postby Vakolic » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:28 pm

"What? You actually like blood? I was only trying to push them away, not..." he shielded his eyes. "This is disgusting."
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Postby Hamste » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:30 pm

"Well you see pigeons (rambles on for a bit explaining why pigeons poops are liquidly and why they poop so much). You might want to clean that off they can eat just about anything and around here that means sometimes their poop can be dangerous." Olov said as his self destructive tree golem walked up to them. He whispers some stuff to it and imediately found out where Ali was. He didn't want to tell Seth about it because he had a feeling Seth wasn't looking for Ali just to say hi to him. Olov imediately smacks Jani's head after he killed the pigeons. "No killing animals if you don't eat them. Now pick them up to be cooked later or I will have to report you to the principle." (OOC Olov is the Warden of the forest so he can't just let you kill animals randomly.)
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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:34 pm

Vakolic wrote:"What? You actually like blood? I was only trying to push them away, not..." he shielded his eyes. "This is disgusting."


"Of course I like blood! I also like to burn things, kill people, rob people, and generally cause mayhem!" Seth shook himself sparying pidgeon blood on Olov. "Hey what'd your little tree thingy say?" Seth began to laugh, "Look at all this blood! That was an awesome trick." Seth smiled and spun around happily. "Well, should we look for Ali and Esperonza now?"
I am the insane goddess of Pseudo-Reality! My power is beyond logic.
This nation does represent my views on politics.
I run on pure 100% Nightmare Fuel!
The Cuil Theory
Elipida wrote:All Hail The Great Tofu King

BettaMin wrote:Cinoth is above grammar. And spelling. Don't question her power.

Solmakia wrote:
New Cinoth wrote:With the correct sauces anything tastes good! So go on ahead.... I'm just warming up my giant grill.

I declare war on you for your capitalist urges to eat children!

Senkaku wrote:Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed... :p

Wyztrkstan wrote:First rule: Never trust NC. :p

Inquilabstan: A mix of brutal and kawaii. Like an uber metal kitten.

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Postby Vakolic » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:36 pm

"Sorry, I'm used to thinner air than this, so I expected it to just buffet the pigeons back a bit. I try not to kill things."
The air moved around Jani as the bits of the little pigeon family formed a neat pile in front of them. "If you need to bury them or something, they're there."
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Postby United Slavic Nations » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:37 pm

New Cinoth wrote:
United Slavic Nations wrote:Jinny while, on the roof, was cussing up a storm. Aparently, a fairly stupid bird had thought it was a good idea to use her head for target practice...

When Jinny had climbed down from the roof and regrouped, there was still sticky white stuff in her hair; which meant she was not in a very good mood. One could almost see the dark mini storm clouds hovering over her head as she crossed her arms and pouted. "Stupid pidgeons," she grumbled, glaring at the sky. "Why must they shit on everything?"


Seth rolled across the ground, "What the hell happened to you? Pidgeons? It pooped on you?!" Seth smiled, "That really sucks..... well at least you smell like birds now." He chuckled, "well... is the prank still on or what?" Seth rolled himself up to his feet and laughed, "Well at least it can be washed off... It does was off, right?"

Seth looked up, "Yay it's raining bloooooood!" Seth laughed hysterically and looked up, "What a wonderful little surprise! This is great, thanks Jani!"

Jinny gave him the middle finger an started using her fingers to comb the bird crap out of her hair. "Jesus Olov," she whined, still giving Seth the finger. "I don't want to hear why bird shit is white and liquidy! I just want it out of my hair!" She made a high-pitched whiny sound and began to fiercly shake the bird blood and excriments from her head.

"Ewwwwww..."
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Shadyrya wrote:That's a creepy fly.

I think my jacket records me when I sing.

Yup. You know what's creepier? The fact that he NEVER MOVES when I'm awake. But when I'm asleep, I can hear him buzzing around. Right over my head. I think he's conspiring against me; maybe because I have a bad history with bugs.

HE'S A DARK INSECTHOOD ASSASSIN, I SWEAR.

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Postby Hamste » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:43 pm

Olov walked up the the pigeons and quickly got all the meat off them to eat later. "See Jinny this is why their poop is so liquidly." He said holding up the digestive track. He then deorganed the pigeon to feed the fish later with extra care being put into the head and heart so as to not break them. He put the feathers in his arrow case for fletching. Finally he buried the bones next to a river flowing towards the school. "The calcium from the bones goes into our drinking water and helps our teeth." Olov explained.
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Postby United Slavic Nations » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:50 pm

Hamste wrote:Olov walked up the the pigeons and quickly got all the meat off them to eat later. "See Jinny this is why their poop is so liquidly." He said holding up the digestive track. He then deorganed the pigeon to feed the fish later with extra care being put into the head and heart so as to not break them. He put the feathers in his arrow case for fletching. Finally he buried the bones next to a river flowing towards the school. "The calcium from the bones goes into our drinking water and helps our teeth." Olov explained.

Jinny made a face like she'd just eaten two-week-old military-grade slop for the first time. "Olov!" she whined and covered her face, feeling her lunch trying to claw its way back up her throat. "Stop!" she made sure the command was drawn out, with extra emphasis on the "o". Scrambling over to Seth, she hid behind him, having to crouch so she would poke over his head. "Tell him to cut it out, Seth," she cried, shaking the half-shadow by the shoulders. "He listens to you!"
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Shadyrya wrote:That's a creepy fly.

I think my jacket records me when I sing.

Yup. You know what's creepier? The fact that he NEVER MOVES when I'm awake. But when I'm asleep, I can hear him buzzing around. Right over my head. I think he's conspiring against me; maybe because I have a bad history with bugs.

HE'S A DARK INSECTHOOD ASSASSIN, I SWEAR.

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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:56 pm

Hamste wrote:Olov walked up the the pigeons and quickly got all the meat off them to eat later. "See Jinny this is why their poop is so liquidly." He said holding up the digestive track. He then deorganed the pigeon to feed the fish later with extra care being put into the head and heart so as to not break them. He put the feathers in his arrow case for fletching. Finally he buried the bones next to a river flowing towards the school. "The calcium from the bones goes into our drinking water and helps our teeth." Olov explained.


Seth frowned, and looked at Jinny, "Awww I'm just joking." Seth laughed happily, "So do you wanna carry the bag?"

Seth turned to Olov, "Awww can't you just hand me a few before you bury them?" seth watched Jinny hide behind him. Seth grined and took a step forward. "Alright Olov, cut it out. You are freaking her out." seth then turned and looked at Jinny, "He'll stop now. But why does that freak you out?" seth seemed terribly confused by Jinny's strange behavior.

Edits: spelling errors
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Postby Vakolic » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:57 pm

"Yeah, olov, that is grose...i think the reason that it's all liquidy is because even the microbes in that thing get sick when they see it. Please, put it away."
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Postby Hamste » Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:00 pm

Finished Olov looks up at Jinny. "What's wrong? I do this with all the dead animals in the forest that are killed and are abandoned. There is some creepy skeletons buried up and down this river bank. Sorry if the organ track creeped you out though, but you did say you didn't want to hear me explain why they poop funny so I figured I would show you." Olov said as he saw some fish in the water. He started throwing the organs into the water to feed the fish. The only organs he didn't throw in though was the brain and heart which he was still incrediably careful not squish or break. "So who wants to make a fire with some dead branches and have some stew? We have to cook this somewhat soon as the meat expires oddly quick. Also Jinny you might want to was your head in the river, it will help clean it though make sure you are upriver of the fish and get your head out before they get to you." He takes out a few bones and throws them to Seth. "Sure you can have some becareful though they are delicate because they are hollow."

(OOC also Vakolic try and make posts longer then one or two lines)
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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:05 pm

Hamste wrote:Finished Olov looks up at Jinny. "What's wrong? I do this with all the dead animals in the forest that are killed and are abandoned. There is some creepy skeletons buried up and down this river bank. Sorry if the organ track creeped you out though, but you did say you didn't want to hear me explain why they poop funny so I figured I would show you." Olov said as he saw some fish in the water. He started throwing the organs into the water to feed the fish. The only organs he didn't throw in though was the brain and heart which he was still incrediably careful not squish or break. "So who wants to make a fire with some dead branches and have some stew? We have to cook this somewhat soon as the meat expires oddly quick. Also Jinny you might want to was your head in the river, it will help clean it though make sure you are upriver of the fish and get your head out before they get to you." He takes out a few bones and throws them to Seth. "Sure you can have some becareful though they are delicate because they are hollow."

(OOC also Vakolic try and make posts longer then one or two lines)


Seth smiled, "Thanks," Seth shifted into shadow form and caught the bones, he leaned his head back and swallowed them one by one. "wait did you want me to eat the bones too?" Seth shivered when Olov suggested stew, "Yuck, I love shadows but I'd never eat something that used to be alive. Besides once you've had a shadow the real meat will just feel hollow and empty." Seth smiled as he shifted back to human form.
I am the insane goddess of Pseudo-Reality! My power is beyond logic.
This nation does represent my views on politics.
I run on pure 100% Nightmare Fuel!
The Cuil Theory
Elipida wrote:All Hail The Great Tofu King

BettaMin wrote:Cinoth is above grammar. And spelling. Don't question her power.

Solmakia wrote:
New Cinoth wrote:With the correct sauces anything tastes good! So go on ahead.... I'm just warming up my giant grill.

I declare war on you for your capitalist urges to eat children!

Senkaku wrote:Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed... :p

Wyztrkstan wrote:First rule: Never trust NC. :p

Inquilabstan: A mix of brutal and kawaii. Like an uber metal kitten.

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