Alternate World, a Civilization type RP (OOC, Closed)

[Mishmahig]

Wait, people are attacking the giant 325 ft long ship armed with primitive cannons and giant crabs that can spit acid over long distances?

I feel as if some races have suicidal impulses.

[Otterica]

Wait, people are attacking the giant 325 ft long ship armed with primitive cannons and giant crabs that can spit acid over long distances?

I feel as if some races have suicidal impulses.

Who's attacking you?

[Mishmahig]

Crab Warship
Giant Worm, possible Fleet
Some Elves

This is going to be fun, my race are absolute xenophobic paranoids, they'll start shooting before they even see you. Good luck at negotiations, my guys don't have mouths.

These guys. And the Vika person just threatened us.

[Caecuser]

This is going to be fun, my race are absolute xenophobic paranoids, they'll start shooting before they even see you. Good luck at negotiations, my guys don't have mouths.

These guys. And the Vika person just threatened us.

I haven't attacked you yet, my guys are en route, besides, my foot soldiers are armed with an even more primitive cannon which fires harpoons.

[Zepplien]

This is going to be fun, my race are absolute xenophobic paranoids, they'll start shooting before they even see you. Good luck at negotiations, my guys don't have mouths.

These guys. And the Vika person just threatened us.

The Vika threats are just threats though, they wouldn't attack unless you attacked first, they would rather assimilate

[Otterica]

This is going to be fun, my race are absolute xenophobic paranoids, they'll start shooting before they even see you. Good luck at negotiations, my guys don't have mouths.

These guys. And the Vika person just threatened us.

Yes, because they are genetically retarded. But, because of language barrier, you has no idea what either of us said. The otters are making peace signs though. Wait for the Zoat to come. It can speak all languages, or something.

[Mishmahig]

These guys. And the Vika person just threatened us.

Yes, because they are genetically retarded. But, because of language barrier, you has no idea what either of us said. The otters are making peace signs though. Wait for the Zoat to come. It can speak all languages, or something.

True. The Veritch do understand "boom" sounds and points, though.

[Otterica]

Yes, because they are genetically retarded. But, because of language barrier, you has no idea what either of us said. The otters are making peace signs though. Wait for the Zoat to come. It can speak all languages, or something.

True. The Veritch do understand "boom" sounds and points, though.

It's either your move, or we wait for Neros.

[Mishmahig]

True. The Veritch do understand "boom" sounds and points, though.

It's either your move, or we wait for Neros.

I'm currently debating between having a nervous warrior snip the Vika's head off, or have them all flee back to the boat. Also pondering how to bridge the language barrier as well.

[Caecuser]

It's either your move, or we wait for Neros.

I'm currently debating between having a nervous warrior snip the Vika's head off, or have them all flee back to the boat. Also pondering how to bridge the language barrier as well.

I have a solution for the language barrier... my guys are en route.

[Zepplien]

It's either your move, or we wait for Neros.

I'm currently debating between having a nervous warrior snip the Vika's head off, or have them all flee back to the boat. Also pondering how to bridge the language barrier as well.

Feel free to cut the Vika head off, it isn't like that body matters to the Hives

[Mishmahig]

I'm currently debating between having a nervous warrior snip the Vika's head off, or have them all flee back to the boat. Also pondering how to bridge the language barrier as well.

I have a solution for the language barrier... my guys are en route.

But it's going to take you a couple of posts (I'd say 2 at minimum) to get here, and I'm planning on posting in the next few minutes. Hmhmhmhmhmhm.

[G-Tech Corporation]

I'm currently debating between having a nervous warrior snip the Vika's head off, or have them all flee back to the boat. Also pondering how to bridge the language barrier as well.

I have a solution for the language barrier... my guys are en route.

Don't your lads not, well, have a language? A language for mental impulses seems irrational.

[Legital]

Dont post, yet, I am about finished. My ship is fleeing, and you may want to reply to that.

[Caecuser]

I have a solution for the language barrier... my guys are en route.

Don't your lads not, well, have a language? A language for mental impulses seems irrational.

Precisely, that is why my guys are the best suited for this translation business, they simply connect their nerve receptors to your ner-... oh, no one else has an external nervous system do they? Oh well, I could plug-in through their eyes but it would mean blindness and probably death to whoever is volunteering their minds.

[Mishmahig]

Ultanshir? ;-; It's Ultanshi

Very close though.

Oooooh, if the Ultanshi know the Vika, I can have the guys speak in bad Ultanshi, you can recognize it and get the Ultanshi to translate, or be able to translate yourself. Sound good?

Edit: Nevermind, the Ultanshi are fleeing. -_-

[Legital]

Sorry, but they really do not want to be there. But I left it open, so act accordingly.

Anyways, the post is up.
G-Tech, the Chosen dude is in Ultan to learn culture right? Or something like that? Well, I am holding a Masquerade Ball, so that should allow some cultural observation.

[Mishmahig]

Sorry, but they really do not want to be there. But I left it open, so act accordingly.

Anyways, the post is up.
G-Tech, the Chosen dude is in Ultan to learn culture right? Or something like that? Well, I am holding a Masquerade Ball, so that should allow some cultural observation.

FIRE ALL GUNS AT THE ULTANSHI.

Edit: But no, really, I'll probably have a spitter try and take out your mast.

[Otterica]

Sorry, but they really do not want to be there. But I left it open, so act accordingly.

Anyways, the post is up.
G-Tech, the Chosen dude is in Ultan to learn culture right? Or something like that? Well, I am holding a Masquerade Ball, so that should allow some cultural observation.

FIRE ALL GUNS AT THE ULTANSHI.

Just because Mish said that, I feel as if all SEA should have a war against the Ultanshi. Where are they based?

[Legital]

Sorry, but they really do not want to be there. But I left it open, so act accordingly.

Anyways, the post is up.
G-Tech, the Chosen dude is in Ultan to learn culture right? Or something like that? Well, I am holding a Masquerade Ball, so that should allow some cultural observation.

FIRE ALL GUNS AT THE ULTANSHI.

Bleh, your fellows and their poor aim could not even hit the water that surrounded them!

Woah, what? The Ultanshi are part of SEA Otterica

[Mishmahig]

FIRE ALL GUNS AT THE ULTANSHI.

Bleh, your fellows and their poor aim could not even hit the water that surrounded them!

Woah, what? The Ultanshi are part of SEA Otterica

Well, three spitters on the mast, a bank of (admittedly primitive, but still) cannons, and two more spitters along the railing.....

Edit: Besides, the Veritch don't know much about other people, they fear what they don't know, and they're notoriously trigger-happy.

[Legital]

Bleh, your fellows and their poor aim could not even hit the water that surrounded them!

Woah, what? The Ultanshi are part of SEA Otterica

Well, three spitters on the mast, a bank of (admittedly primitive, but still) cannons, and two more spitters along the railing.....

Well, the ship is really, really small. I was joking about their aim, but the ship is quite agile and fast. I have no idea how fast the acid spit travels, but the sailors are at their stations and might be able to turn the ship in time.

[Mishmahig]

Well, three spitters on the mast, a bank of (admittedly primitive, but still) cannons, and two more spitters along the railing.....

Well, the ship is really, really small. I was joking about their aim, but the ship is quite agile and fast. I have no idea how fast the acid spit travels, but the sailors are at their stations and might be able to turn the ship in time.

Have Otterica flip a coin? Head, it hits and disables, tail, it misses?

[Danbershan]

To give a better idea of what my people look like. Their central mass is similar in appearance to the main body of the jellyfish below.

[Otterica]

Well, three spitters on the mast, a bank of (admittedly primitive, but still) cannons, and two more spitters along the railing.....

Well, the ship is really, really small. I was joking about their aim, but the ship is quite agile and fast. I have no idea how fast the acid spit travels, but the sailors are at their stations and might be able to turn the ship in time.

Where are you? And why am I flipping a coin?