Alternate World, a Civilization type RP (OOC, Closed)

[New Sapienta]

Hey G-Tech,

I shall have my people create a life-size replica of a Reaper, and you can then use your people and become the Reapers! Then, we shall wipe out the planet!

That depresses me

[Legital]

I can't believe it took me this long to realize it.

Out planet is in fact, a lost Human world. Its just the Warp storms I tell you, how else would the Tyranids get here. And my people, they are lost Eldar. Yes, it all makes sense!

[Otterica]

I can't believe it took me this long to realize it.

Out planet is in fact, a lost Human world. Its just the Warp storms I tell you, how else would the Tyranids get here. And my people, they are lost Eldar. Yes, it all makes sense!

Explain otters.

[G-Tech Corporation]

I can't believe it took me this long to realize it.

Out planet is in fact, a lost Human world. Its just the Warp storms I tell you, how else would the Tyranids get here. And my people, they are lost Eldar. Yes, it all makes sense!

Explain otters.

Human imported pets.

[Mishmahig]

Explain otters.

Human imported pets.

Giant sentient crabs that spit acid?

[Otterica]

Explain otters.

Human imported pets.

Explain sentience. And what I do next.

[G-Tech Corporation]

@ Both of the above: Humans can't leave well-enough alone.

And you should go fight the 'Nids

[Mishmahig]

@ Both of the above: Humans can't leave well-enough alone.

And you should go fight the 'Nids

You dare suggest the Veritch were not created by the divine tear of G!rtoler? BLASPHEMY! For that, we shall side with the Tyrannids against the heathens of the world!

[Otterica]

@ Both of the above: Humans can't leave well-enough alone.

And you should go fight the 'Nids

No, in the COFC?

[Mishmahig]

But actually, that's pretty funny. I can just imagine some human looking at a crab and thinking, You know what would make it better? If it was 2 meters tall and could SPIT ACID.

[G-Tech Corporation]

@ Both of the above: Humans can't leave well-enough alone.

And you should go fight the 'Nids

You dare suggest the Veritch were not created by the divine tear of G!rtoler? BLASPHEMY! For that, we shall side with the Tyrannids against the heathens of the world!

G!rtoler might have a hard time defending his creatures from themselves then...

[Otterica]

But actually, that's pretty funny. I can just imagine some human looking at a crab and thinking, You know what would make it better? If it was 2 meters tall and could SPIT ACID.

I think that. I also am the future founder of Aperture Science.

[Mishmahig]

You dare suggest the Veritch were not created by the divine tear of G!rtoler? BLASPHEMY! For that, we shall side with the Tyrannids against the heathens of the world!

G!rtoler might have a hard time defending his creatures from themselves then...

.....Yeah. The Veritch do seem to be pretty suicidal, don't they? It's like their default mode of thinking is "Attack first and then don't care about it later".

@Otterica---I shall worship you as a god, then.

[Otterica]

G!rtoler might have a hard time defending his creatures from themselves then...

.....Yeah. The Veritch do seem to be pretty suicidal, don't they? It's like their default mode of thinking is "Attack first and then don't care about it later".

@Otterica---I shall worship you as a god, then.

Well, worship me as a god, for my people will worship Dan's and Neros's people as a god. You can work for me. What college are you graduating from?

[New Sapienta]

Well, just attacked the Tyraninids.

Now time for the emissaries(I am also going to be propising a ceasfire between all nations until the Tyrnaidd threat is diminished, not neccasarily an Alliance however)

[Mishmahig]

.....Yeah. The Veritch do seem to be pretty suicidal, don't they? It's like their default mode of thinking is "Attack first and then don't care about it later".

@Otterica---I shall worship you as a god, then.

Well, worship me as a god, for my people will worship Dan's and Neros's people as a god. You can work for me. What college are you graduating from?

Oh, the poor people of Helven have no idea what they're getting themselves into. I weep for the lost glory of the clerical-knights, and the fallen cities of ancient Helven.

@Otterica: Uh...Why do you want to know? <is suspicious>

[Otterica]

Well, just attacked the Tyraninids.

Now time for the emissaries(I am also going to be propising a ceasfire between all nations until the Tyrnaidd threat is diminished, not neccasarily an Alliance however)

Then you declare war against SEA.

[Mishmahig]

Well, just attacked the Tyraninids.

Now time for the emissaries(I am also going to be propising a ceasfire between all nations until the Tyrnaidd threat is diminished, not neccasarily an Alliance however)

Then you declare war against SEA.

Waitwaitwait, the SEA is allied with the Tyrannids?

[Otterica]

Then you declare war against SEA.

Waitwaitwait, the SEA is allied with the Tyrannids?

Not yet. But, otters will worship them. A pagan gets his mind linked with a hivemind. You don't think he's going to praise it? If their god is killed, what will happen?

[New Sapienta]

Well, just attacked the Tyraninids.

Now time for the emissaries(I am also going to be propising a ceasfire between all nations until the Tyrnaidd threat is diminished, not neccasarily an Alliance however)

Then you declare war against SEA.

W..w.w.w.....w..Well Fuck!

[Otterica]

Then you declare war against SEA.

W..w.w.w.....w..Well Fuck!

Yeah, buddy. Thats like if you declared war on the Warsaw Pact..... AND NATO.

[Mishmahig]

Waitwaitwait, the SEA is allied with the Tyrannids?

Not yet. But, otters will worship them. A pagan gets his mind linked with a hivemind. You don't think he's going to praise it? If their god is killed, what will happen?

But the hivemind is trying to kill their previous god, Gaia! And the hivemend will simply consume the otters when it comes to Otterica!

[Otterica]

Not yet. But, otters will worship them. A pagan gets his mind linked with a hivemind. You don't think he's going to praise it? If their god is killed, what will happen?

But the hivemind is trying to kill their previous god, Gaia! And the hivemend will simply consume the otters when it comes to Otterica!

Well, when did the Hivemind become evil, again? Also, Gaia=/=Planet to them. Gaia is just the Mother Otter. The otters LOVE stuff they don't understand.

[Mishmahig]

But the hivemind is trying to kill their previous god, Gaia! And the hivemend will simply consume the otters when it comes to Otterica!

Well, when did the Hivemind become evil, again? Also, Gaia=/=Planet to them. Gaia is just the Mother Otter. The otters LOVE stuff they don't understand.

...The hivemind has always been evil. From the moment it was first generated.

And by that logic, the otters should love giant sentient acid-spitting crabs.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Well, when did the Hivemind become evil, again? Also, Gaia=/=Planet to them. Gaia is just the Mother Otter. The otters LOVE stuff they don't understand.

...The hivemind has always been evil. From the moment it was first generated.

And by that logic, the otters should love giant sentient acid-spitting crabs.

Who says they don't? And the hivemind is just... misguided.... they use tactics much like the Chosen, but for the wrong reasons.