Our World [CLOSED/IC]

[Setantanah]

Khamenei was sitting in his office when the President burst in “What is the meaning of this!” he yelled at Ahmadinejad. “I demand to know why you have allowed the Guardian Council to put forward the decision of an election in mere months!” Mahmoud yelled raising his fist. “Remember my young friend I am Supreme Leader of Iran and I still have authority over you now get the hell out before I have Security kick you out!” Khamenei yelled infuriated by Ahmadinejad’s behavior. The President then snarled “ You may be Supreme Leader now old man but one day I’ll be in that chair!” he then stormed out of the building.

Shortly afterwards Mousavi entered “I just saw...” “That fool burst in here making threats. This means he’s either crazier or stupider then I thought. Or maybe even both.” Khamenei cut Mousavi off. “Now what news do you bring?” Khamenei asked with a forced smile “So far several other parties are willing to join us. Including the reformist Executives of Construction Party. As well thanks to the assistance of your friends on the Guardian Council we won the support of some minor conservative parties. However sir I don’t know if that will do it. After all there are the leftists and we both know they barely vote.” Khamenei nodded “Well I can’t just allow the Socialists and communists to return the Mullahs would have my head. Perhaps we could instead form a new party?” Mousavi then raised his eyebrow upon hearing those words. “What do you mean a new party? I mean surely the leftists will think it’s a government move to lure them out or think it’s a puppet. Not to mention the other leftist parties will refuse to acknowledge its existence.” Khamenei understood what Mousavi was saying “Indeed but I still it would be our best choice. Perhaps we could get their approval?” he asked “Well we could meet with the Social Democrats and Communist Leaders and offer them to return to Iran in order to found this party?” Mousavi wondered out loud “No I don’t think the Mullahs would go for it.” Khamenei added. “Well then sir you’re going to have to convince them otherwise the leftists won’t budge.” Mousavi finished before standing up to get some tea.

[New Republic of Egypt]

To: Greece
From: Uzbekistan
Encryption: High

We the Uzbek government understand that you have proposed to the Turks that you deploy peacekeeping forces to our nation. Thus I suggest we arrange a meeting to discuss our plans perhaps it should be held in Athens. We will send Deputy Prime Minister Abdulla Aripov as our repersentative once you ave informed us of the location. We hope to hear from you soon.

Sincerely, President Mirziyoyev

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To:Uzbekistan
From:Greece

We would be willing to have the meeting but we would
much rather have it in A neutral meeting point as riots
do not approve of recent actions in Uzbekistan and may
try to harm your Deputy Prime Minister.

Signed,
Antonis Samaras

To: Greece
From: Sweden
This would be fine. I will be arriving soon.

Best of luck.

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To:Sweden
From Greece

Hope your trip will be safe.

signed,
Antonis Samaras.

[Ublia]

To: Greece
From: Uzbekistan
Encryption: High
We accept your invitation to arrive in Athens to discuss peacekeeping operations. We cannot wait to begin negotiations regarding these events. We hope that our two nations will be able to work together in peace and prosperity for decades to come.

Sincerely, President Mirziyoyev

[Setantanah]

Khamenei disliked the idea but it was a necessary evil in his own opinion besides better the return of Socialism then a nuclear war. He then sighed as he entered the chamber of the Guardian Council he could only hope he could win a handful. “Ah Ali it is good to see you what news of our little helper.” Jannati the head of the Council asked with a smile, Khamenei looked around only three members were present odd he thought to himself. “I can say thanks to your help we’ve won some of the other Conservatives however Mousavi believes we need an undecided vote.” Jannati then rose his eyebrow “What vote?” he asked puzzled “The leftists.” Khamenei breathed heavily at that moment he saw his old friends face turn beat red “And how does he think we’re going to gain their support?” Jannati added holding back his fury. Looking around Khamenei found the other two looking enraged “I know this isn’t what I want to but would you rather them or the bastard we helped put in power last time? He’s already undermining and threatening us even the damn Revolutionary Guard can’t be trusted!” he added “Very well how does Mousavi suggest we gain their support?” Jannati asked. Khamenei stared him straight into the eyes “We let them return to Iran in exchange they join Mousavis little party and we won’t have to put up with the President ever again.” Jannati looked over to the other members they hesitated but then nodded “I’ll have Shahroudi begin negotiations with them in secret. Where should we meet with them?” Jannati asked Khamenei thought for a moment but then answered we’ll meet with them in Stockholm I’ll send word to the Swedes we wish to have them monitor these talks.” With that Khamenei walked out of the room and called his secretary over.

To: Sweden
From: Iran
Encryption: High
We wish to ask you to oversee a meeting between our government and several banned Iranian political parties. These talks are strictly concerning reconciliation between us and these banned parties.We ask that you do not allow media coverage these talks are strictly secret. We hope you will allow us this privilege.
Sincerely,
Grand Ayatollah and Supreme Leader of Iran, Ali Khamenei

[Unicario]

October 10

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are standing here, at the forefront of our future. The Republican Party needs a strong figure to save it, Mitt Romney has dropped off the radar, and has been arrested for libel and slander against the President and Miss Kohl, and now we must vote to see who will be the Republican candidate." The announcer said, a few drops of sweat glistening.

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October 11
CNN

The anchor said, "Yesterday afternoon, the Republican Party met in Tampa, Florida to determine their new candidate. As a result, the Republican Party has fractured in three." He coughed and said, "The first, and largest chunk of the Republican Party has been identified as the United Republicans of America, a group that has claimed to be in favor of Ashley Kohl's election to the Presidency in 2012, and will appeal to be absorbed into the United America Party." He turned over the paper and said, "The Christian Moralists are putting forth a ticket of Bachmann/Palin, and intend to put strict bans on immigration, emigration, and make it a capital crime to have cannabis, and to install a radical Christian state, where the Church's and Bible's word is law, and to outlaw all religions but the Christian churches, except for Orthodox, which too, is evil in their eyes." He made a look to the camera and flipped and said, "Replacing, are the centrist-rights, who fit in neither party, have formed a party called the Reaganites, a political party based around the doctrine of ex-President Ronald Reagan."

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October 11
Tuskegee, Alabama

Michelle Bachmann stood at a podium, with her hand raised up in a familiar way to Europeans and said, "Do you, Christian Americans, want Gays, Jews, Communist, and other undesirables destroying our values?" The small crowd responded with a resiliant, "NO!" Bachmann said, "What will happen if the Kohl Nazis or the Obamunnists are elected?" The crowd replied, "We will march on the capital and create a nation for God!"

Bachmann hit her fist on her chest, and raised it into a Roman salute and said, "God Save America!" The crowd responded with the same and said, "God Save America!" then the crowd echoed, "Death to Gays! Death to Jews! Death to Socialists! Death to Catholics! Death to Islam!" As the KKK marched into the room, wheeling a burning effigy of Obama and Kohl.

Robert Louis of Associated Press was moritifed and ran out of the rally to report, with his amateur cameraman behind him...

[Slarvainian]

Latest Canadian polls

CFP 42

NDP 20

Liberals 19

Conservatives 14

Green Party 5

Other 1

[Setantanah]

Mousavi looked at the latest polls thanks to joining of the Christian minority they now have 39% of the vote. Or so Khameneis anyalists reported so eagerly.The Assembly meanwhile was a mess already Ahmadinejad's goons were shouting "Death to Mousavi! Down with Reform! Burn the American lovers!" whenever one of Mousavi's opposition members spoke. Khamenei was fuming and already two of the troublemakers were suspended after it was discovered they'd been involved in embezzelment. How Khamenei knew that Mousavi didn't care. Meanwhile he and the other opposition leaders platform of sweeping reform,greater civil and political rights combined with promises of religious tolerance was gaining momentum despite Ahmadinejad's attempts at slander. Meanwhile he was ever entertained the US was going through it's own political crises. However he had to hope Kohl or even Obama would win. The last thing he neede or for that matter Islam needed are those crazy Moralists. Next thing you know the US might be a fundamentalist superpower. For now though Mousavi had bigger fish to fry.

[Unicario]

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To: Supreme Leader Khamenei
From: Ashley Kohl

Dear Supreme Leader,

I'm glad to see that you are accepting liberalisation of Iran instead of letting Ahmadinejad's goons bring the United States and Iran to war. If I am elected President (and the polls say I will!), I would like to visit Teheran for a conference between the US and Iran.

Signed,
Ashley Kohl
2012 Candidate for the Presidency

[Setantanah]

To: Ashley Kohl
From: Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
Encryption: HIGH
Dear Mrs. Kohl,
I am pleased that you are a farsighted person and are willing to negotiate with our nation. I pray that you will soon sit in the White House not just for Iran's sake but for the worlds. I hope we will meet soon. Until then may Allah keep you safe from harm Mrs. Kohl and best of luck in all your future endeavours.

Sincerely, Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

[Ublia]

Deputy Prime Minister Aripov sat awaiting take off. His staff all were manxious to go to Athens and why not he thought they are serving their country. As the plane took off Aripov looked down on Tashkent he hoped he would see mit again. He knew about the riots and just hoped he wasn't about to be caught up in any revolution. For now though he needed to be calm and collected.

[Absolutarch]

President Mohammed Morsi just quietly see almost all of world news in his newspaper. "Liberalization in Iran..not a good news." Maybe that isn't bad news, but that also not good news. He hate Liberal and Shia, but Liberal Shia? Two bad is one million milles of darkness. "Romney bad campaign...hmm.." Which one will he choose, the moralist who hate Islam, or agnostic that tolerate Islam?
"Luckily they aren't my responsibility."
He then turned to the next document. He stared at the blank document. He forgot to select a Vice-President of Egypt. He promised to the public, to maintain justice, will choose a woman and a Christian for Vice President.

Parliament
"So, we have...AGREED." The hammer knock. The Muslim Brotherhood members applauded with enthusiasm. Secular, liberal and minority party clapped half-heartedly.
"From today, we have the Religious Police. Patrol to enforce sharia law, in all roads of Islamic Republic of Egypt!"
Increasingly vociferous applause of the Muslim Brotherhood. Some members of Liberal Party the upset with the Muslim Brotherhood victory stood up and walked out.
"Hereby, Islamic Republic of Egypt is declare as full sharia law state. The constitution and all laws will replaced with Sharia law!"
The Cairo citizens cheered. Today, Egypt has become officially the Islamic republic with full Sharia law. Today, for the first time in Egypt will lead an Islamic life. The way of justice, prosperous, and nice life.

[New Republic of Egypt]

"Sir,Mr.Aripov is on his way here." Samaras' secretary said

"Good,Make sure there arent any riots in athens when he arrives."Samaras responded

"Yes,Sir."The secretary said as he walked out of the room

Samaras leaned back in his chair and turned on the television.

CNN(Greece)

Hello,and good morning,today,Riots turned into the most violent seen in these riots over the last week.Over,500 people were injured,and a startling 127 of them were killed,there were rioters that looked more like an army than civilians,they were dressed up in gas masks,bullet proof vests and all your basic military needs when riot guards came in,they opened fire on the guards thankfully,they all ran out of ammo in 20 minutes and did not kill any guards,this is THE most violent and deadly riot series in Greek History,the martial law is now bringing in military and is not yet declaring civil war.We will keep you updated."

[Ublia]

Aripov looked down on the picturesque Greek shores as his plan made it's final approach to Athens. He smiled but it was a forced one he had to wonder about rioters especially the communists or the Golden Dawn as he believed they are called. Still he had buisness to see to.

[Setantanah]

Khamenei was eagerly awaiting the Swedish answer in the mean time he was ensuring the ultra-conservatives were being blocked in parliament. For now though he needed an answer.

[Slarvainian]

Harper was furious. "I am still leader! I am still Prime Minister! I am still in charge! Except these other world leaders act like that Chris Percy is already in office. I will make myself re-known

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To Barack.

I agree to work with you to help form you dream of a North American Community

Yours Truley

Stevie

[Unicario]

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To: Stephen Harper
From: Barack Obama

I would like to offer to you and your family, if Chris Percy takes power in Canada, asylum, and safety in case his radical elements wish to harm you.

Signed,
Barack

[New Republic of Egypt]

Aripov looked down on the picturesque Greek shores as his plan made it's final approach to Athens. He smiled but it was a forced one he had to wonder about rioters especially the communists or the Golden Dawn as he believed they are called. Still he had buisness to see to.

"Ah,Welcome Sir,If you don't mind,take a seat in the car and we can head to the meeting."A Chauffeur said to Aripov

[Ublia]

"Very good." Aripov nodded to the chauffer before entering the car with a hand full of aides.

[Unicario]

December 17, 2012



ASHLEY KOHL ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT!

Today, the Electoral College formally declared Ashley Kohl the victor of the 2012 Presidential Election. Barack Obama, the outgoing President stated that "President-Elect Kohl is good for America, and that as long as the radical right was not elected, he didn't mind losing." Vice President was Jonathan Wright.

Meanwhile, the "God's Republicans" have remained relatively silent following the FBI raid on their headquarters outside Richmond in November, and the Reaganite Republicans actually commended Miss Kohl's election, Jeb Bush stating that she was indeed a good choice for America and stated that they hoped for a victory in 2016, but were glad to be Americans under her plans.

Meanwhile, the Congressional elections expect to elect the first UAP senators ever, as the Republican seats in Congress continue to break up and be allocated between the God's Republicans and Reaganites.

This is Associated Press, Washington.