A Tale of Luck and Chance (OOC; Closed)

[Olthar]

No, I was being completely serious. I really love making this map. It's awesome. I've spent the better part of the past two days working on it.

note I should be right in front of the hallway...

The map is updated at my IC posts, not others'.

[Olthar]

I just realized that I may have accidentally made the starting room just a tad too big on the map. It was supposed to be a 30x30x30 foot cube, but it's kind of actually now 75x75x30. Since I still want it to be a cube shape, I'm going to have to retcon that ceiling to being quite a bit higher up. I guess Andy's Rocket Jump has far more "rocket" in it now.

[TaQud]

I just realized that I may have accidentally made the starting room just a tad too big on the map. It was supposed to be a 30x30x30 foot cube, but it's kind of actually now 75x75x30. Since I still want it to be a cube shape, I'm going to have to retcon that ceiling to being far higher up. I guess Andy's Rocket Jump has far more "rocket" in it now.

how is my jump a good thing if I'm walking in the hallway.

[Olthar]

I just realized that I may have accidentally made the starting room just a tad too big on the map. It was supposed to be a 30x30x30 foot cube, but it's kind of actually now 75x75x30. Since I still want it to be a cube shape, I'm going to have to retcon that ceiling to being far higher up. I guess Andy's Rocket Jump has far more "rocket" in it now.

how is my jump a good thing if I'm walking in the hallway.

Because the Rocket Jump is a voluntary ability. You can still hop just fine.

[TaQud]

how is my jump a good thing if I'm walking in the hallway.

Because the Rocket Jump is a voluntary ability. You can still hop just fine.

for my next action can I sprint down the hallway to see what is at the end and say the atcion is : Andy looks to see where the hallway ends?

[Olthar]

Because the Rocket Jump is a voluntary ability. You can still hop just fine.

for my next action can I sprint down the hallway to see what is at the end and say the atcion is : Andy looks to see where the hallway ends?

Sure. If you want to sprint down the hallway, you can do that.

[TaQud]

for my next action can I sprint down the hallway to see what is at the end and say the atcion is : Andy looks to see where the hallway ends?

Sure. If you want to sprint down the hallway, you can do that.

just hope that hopping on my left foot even the -1 penalty out...

[Olthar]

Sure. If you want to sprint down the hallway, you can do that.

just hope that hopping on my left foot even the -1 penalty out...

No, you only get the penalty when you use both legs at the same time, like when walking. When hopping on your left foot, you, instead, gain a +1 bonus.

[TaQud]

just hope that hopping on my left foot even the -1 penalty out...

No, you only get the penalty when you use both legs at the same time, like when walking. When hopping on your left foot, you, instead, gain a +1 bonus.

well It will take some time to see what is at the end of the hallway while only using your left foot...

[The Nuclear Fist]

So if my vomit attracts rats, and I successfully vomit on Drake, will animals attack him?

[TaQud]

So if my vomit attracts rats, and I successfully vomit on Drake, will animals attack him?

vlad's complicated torture method?

[Olthar]

So if my vomit attracts rats, and I successfully vomit on Drake, will animals attack him?

Yes. When you encounter animals.

[The Nuclear Fist]

So if my vomit attracts rats, and I successfully vomit on Drake, will animals attack him?

Yes. When you encounter animals.

Hopefully, vomiting on Drake will have unintended and hilarious consequences later on.

[Olthar]

Man, I wish I didn't put the maze so far away. I'm sure that'll be fun.

[Ende]

Why on earth is Carl so bad at running down hallways?

This is ridiculous.

[Olthar]

Why on earth is Carl so bad at running down hallways?

This is ridiculous.

Well, if he fails again, I'll make it canon and give him a penalty to charging down hallways.

[Seshephe]

Why on earth is Carl so bad at running down hallways?

This is ridiculous.

Don't worry Carl, Sunstroll is here to help you overcome your disabilities, one step at a time!

[Olthar]

Post up.

And it looks like Carl finally got to the end of that hallway.

EDIT: Here's the updated map.

[Ouearotion]

Gonzales, Mexican stereotypes, that's hilarious

[The Nuclear Fist]

It appears that Drake is great at taking things up the ass now, and Julessy's organs are going to fall out.

I must now figure out how to combine the two.

[Reselia]

Wonderful. My cake mix is gone

However, for the next three turns I will:
1. Pick up robe.
2. Put on robe.
3. Get magical staff.

And then I shall leave the room

[Olthar]

It appears that Drake is great at taking things up the ass now, and Julessy's organs are going to fall out.

I must now figure out how to combine the two.

I think it's utterly hilarious how things with Drake have turned out. He's completely naked, holding nothing but a giant floppy dildo, and possesses an ass capable of taking large objects.

Wonderful. My cake mix is gone

However, for the next three turns I will:
1. Pick up robe.
2. Put on robe.
3. Get magical staff.

And then I shall leave the room

Welp, you're definitely getting left behind if you're spending the next three rounds still in the room.

@ Blazing: You can get up and then still move somewhere if you want to go down the hallway or something.

[TaQud]

It appears that Drake is great at taking things up the ass now, and Julessy's organs are going to fall out.

I must now figure out how to combine the two.

you think you got it bad I got one giant superleg thanks to Olthar's ideas...

[The Blazing Aura]

It appears that Drake is great at taking things up the ass now, and Julessy's organs are going to fall out.

I must now figure out how to combine the two.

I think it's utterly hilarious things with Drake have turned out. He's completely naked, holding nothing but a giant floppy dildo, and possesses an ass capable of taking large objects.

Wonderful. My cake mix is gone

However, for the next three turns I will:
1. Pick up robe.
2. Put on robe.
3. Get magical staff.

And then I shall leave the room

Welp, you're definitely getting left behind if you're spending the next three rounds still in the room.

@ Blazing: You can get up and then still move somewhere if you want to go down the hallway or something.

a) yeah I haven't had the best of luck
b) i'm trying to decide whether i want to try and attack Vlad or walk down the hallway or get some clothes.

[Olthar]

It appears that Drake is great at taking things up the ass now, and Julessy's organs are going to fall out.

I must now figure out how to combine the two.

you think you got it bad I got one giant superleg thanks to Olthar's ideas...

"doing micro jumps" is called "hopping."