A Tale of Luck and Chance (OOC; Closed)

[Ende]

Hey, Astro!

I could have posted in AWTL.

But I posted here, instead.

[Astrolinium]

Hey, Astro!

I could have posted in AWTL.

But I posted here, instead.

I think breaking the floor counts as an action, Ende.

Also: "Carl woke up stone hard." Ooohhhh my.

Also also: Bet you didn't post in ATWL because you can't, you fucker.

[Ende]

Hey, Astro!

I could have posted in AWTL.

But I posted here, instead.

I think breaking the floor counts as an action, Ende.

Also: "Carl woke up stone hard." Ooohhhh my.

Also also: Bet you didn't post in ATWL because you can't, you fucker.

I actually was thinking of writing

"But not stone hard as in morning wood, you pervert. I mean literally."

Maybe I'll add that in. As for breaking the floor, that's a minor detail and really I don't think that should count as an action. Also, why on earth couldn't I post in ATWL? I just posted here instead out of sheer jerkitude.

[Astrolinium]

I think breaking the floor counts as an action, Ende.

Also: "Carl woke up stone hard." Ooohhhh my.

Also also: Bet you didn't post in ATWL because you can't, you fucker.

I actually was thinking of writing

"But not stone hard as in morning wood, you pervert. I mean literally."

Maybe I'll add that in. As for breaking the floor, that's a minor detail and really I don't think that should count as an action. Also, why on earth couldn't I post in ATWL? I just posted here instead out of sheer jerkitude.

1. But that's so much less fun!
2. Because you simply don't possess the mental capability to post on the level of even someone like... well, I won't name names, but you know who the weak link is, and you're afraid you can't even match them.

[Ende]

I actually was thinking of writing

"But not stone hard as in morning wood, you pervert. I mean literally."

Maybe I'll add that in. As for breaking the floor, that's a minor detail and really I don't think that should count as an action. Also, why on earth couldn't I post in ATWL? I just posted here instead out of sheer jerkitude.

1. But that's so much less fun!
2. Because you simply don't possess the mental capability to post on the level of even someone like... well, I won't name names, but you know who the weak link is, and you're afraid you can't even match them.

How dare you insinuate I can't write better than Rupudska!

That is insulting and I am insulted.

[Astrolinium]

1. But that's so much less fun!
2. Because you simply don't possess the mental capability to post on the level of even someone like... well, I won't name names, but you know who the weak link is, and you're afraid you can't even match them.

How dare you insinuate I can't write better than Rupudska!

That is insulting and I am insulted.

Prove it, then.

[Ende]

How dare you insinuate I can't write better than Rupudska!

That is insulting and I am insulted.

Prove it, then.

Damn it. You have me in between a rock and a hard place. On one hand, I want to spite you by posting tonight and utterly trashing everybody else in quality. On the other hand, if I do that, I can't spite you by posting at 11:58 PM tomorrow, and vice versa.

This is stupid.

[Astrolinium]

Prove it, then.

Damn it. You have me in between a rock and a hard place. On one hand, I want to spite you by posting tonight and utterly trashing everybody else in quality. On the other hand, if I do that, I can't spite you by posting at 11:58 PM tomorrow, and vice versa.

This is stupid.

Posting at 11:58 tomorrow isn't spiting me because it's what I expect from someone who roleplays with such poor quality.

[Olthar]

As for breaking the floor, that's a minor detail and really I don't think that should count as an action.

It kind of does, but I'll let it slide this time. Just, from now on, whenever you do something, anything, it counts as an action. If you decide to blow your nose, that's an action. If you decide to scratch your back, that's an action. If you decide to perform any physical activity that takes up more than a couple seconds, that's an action.

EDIT: And I'd appreciate it if you both took this little discussion of yours to TG.

[Olthar]

Also, I find it funny that the one person to actually go for some armor is the one for whom the armor can't possibly have any practical benefit.

[Ende]

As for breaking the floor, that's a minor detail and really I don't think that should count as an action.

It kind of does, but I'll let it slide this time. Just, from now on, whenever you do something, anything, it counts as an action. If you decide to blow your nose, that's an action. If you decide to scratch your back, that's an action. If you decide to perform any physical activity that takes up more than a couple seconds, that's an action.

EDIT: And I'd appreciate it if you both took this little discussion of yours to TG.

Does breathing count as an action?

That would be amusing.

"You roll a 1! You start choking!"

[Olthar]

It kind of does, but I'll let it slide this time. Just, from now on, whenever you do something, anything, it counts as an action. If you decide to blow your nose, that's an action. If you decide to scratch your back, that's an action. If you decide to perform any physical activity that takes up more than a couple seconds, that's an action.

EDIT: And I'd appreciate it if you both took this little discussion of yours to TG.

Does breathing count as an action?

That would be amusing.

"You roll a 1! You start choking!"

No it doesn't, but that would be funny.

[The Theban Legion]

I'm gunna go out on a limb and guess that armor has no effect on me?

[Olthar]

I'm gunna go out on a limb and guess that armor has no effect on me?

Of course it does. It just doesn't affect Carl because he already has a +2 to defense. In fact, you, of all people should be the one going for armor if you don't want to end up dead.

[The Theban Legion]

Ok cool lol!

[TaQud]

screw being naked my character is getting the hell out of there. (This is like some weird twilight zone episode)

[Olthar]

Rainbow Jaffa Pirates, Spetznaz Assault Teams, and The Nuclear Fist: I still need you three to post.

[Olthar]

@ Spetz: You can only perform one action per round. You can either go to the cabinet and get some robes, or you can meditate. You can't do both.

[Spetznaz Assault Teams]

@ Spetz: You can only perform one action per round. You can either go to the cabinet and get some robes, or you can meditate. You can't do both.

Had robes on already when I woke up? Or do we wake up naked?

[Olthar]

@ Spetz: You can only perform one action per round. You can either go to the cabinet and get some robes, or you can meditate. You can't do both.

Had robes on already when I woke up? Or do we wake up naked?

You're naked, as is everyone.

[Spetznaz Assault Teams]

Had robes on already when I woke up? Or do we wake up naked?

You're naked, as is everyone.

Odd.

[Astrolinium]

You're naked, as is everyone.

Odd.

I think the word you are looking for there is "sexy".

[TaQud]

Odd.

I think the word you are looking for there is "sexy".

you wish

[Astrolinium]

I think the word you are looking for there is "sexy".

you wish

Well, I don't know about you, but my character looks like Russel Crowe.

[TaQud]

you wish

Well, I don't know about you, but my character looks like Russel Crowe.

mine looks like Christiano Ronaldo except more palish skin