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by Spetznaz Assault Teams » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:02 pm
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New Roman Empire wrote:United Empire goes for another Expansion invading New York and Maine
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by Neo Arcad » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:21 pm
Neo Arcad wrote:Solomon Islands Annexed
The Solomon Islands, having suffered under a number of successively more corrupt warlords who bickered and fought over the archipelago, are to be the newest addition to Australia's dominion. New Britain's annexation along with Papua had set the stage for the operation which sought to wipe out the last of these petty dictatorships. Infrastructure in the islands was poor even when the world ended; and with the vast numbers of people who were killed under the regimes of the despots now being deposed, the islands are barely populated. They are, according to the Ministry of External Affairs, to be used twofold: as a staging ground for the annexation of the whole of the Pacific; and as an area to settle with Australians in order to relieve population problems in major cities.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Neo Arcad » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:24 pm
Darwin Gazette
Micronesia Annexed; "Encouraging Regional Unification And Stability", Says UAP Govt.
The latest intended acquisition of the burgeoning Australian empire is none other than the island group known as Micronesia. In a surprise move, Australian forces made amphibious landings on over a dozen islands yesterday evening, meeting little to no resistance in most cases. Kiribati, Yap, and Truk are among the foremost of these captured isles; the entire region of Micronesia has been declared as being under Australian authority, not just the former Federated States. Prince David II made a brief statement this morning regarding the ongoing operations, which he called "a brilliant success" while thanking the officers who planned it. "They will be remembered by the generations to come as great tacticians." The operation's many separate landings were perfectly choreographed thanks to the Wallaby-2 satellite system, launched last year, which is used to coordinate clocks, transmit emergency signals, boost radio waves, and other seemingly mundane tasks. There is no word on whether Micronesia will be annexed like New Guinea, or administered as a territory, like Java and South Borneo.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Spetznaz Assault Teams » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:41 am
by Neo Arcad » Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:58 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Danatha » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:38 pm
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by Danatha » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:44 pm
Neo Arcad wrote:Darwin Gazette
Micronesia Annexed; "Encouraging Regional Unification And Stability", Says UAP Govt.
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by Danatha » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:47 pm
Spetznaz Assault Teams wrote:NCR invades British Colombia and Alberta
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by Neo Arcad » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:01 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Neo Arcad » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:22 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
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by Neo Arcad » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:29 pm
Neo Arcad wrote:Melanesian Annexation Finalized
The United Australian Principality finalized its long-running annexation of the Melanesian islands today; Melanesia is now to become a province within Australia proper. This honor is granted to comparatively few of Australia's many late conquests; Java and New Guinea are two notable territories whose inclusion in the Australian "inner circle" is in no way forthcoming. Melanesia includes a number of larger, English-speaking islands, such as Fiji and Vanuatu, making it a prime candidate for Australian annexation from the day of Prince David I's coronation. These larger islands are rather resource-rich, and most of them have suffered little in the interregnum years.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Neo Arcad » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:32 pm
Neo Arcad wrote:UAP Annexes Polynesia
The Australian Navy has been touring the South Pacific for close to 6 years now, promoting unification under the UAP's banner. Today, the Polynesian Alliance for Freedom, a loose confederation of islands, finally concluded a vote that was to decide whether the pacific was to be independent or not. Though the tallying of the vote has not been concluded yet, all signs point towards a pro-Australian turnout. If this election does indeed result in the expected manner, only Hawaii will remain outside the Australian realm, as far as the Pacific islands are concerned. A number of prominent Hawaiians have suggested that their islands too should join Australia's expanding empire; this remains to be seen.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
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