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by The Patrimony of Saint Peter » Mon May 28, 2012 4:08 pm
by New high charity 24 » Mon May 28, 2012 4:09 pm
Angel/Demon App
Name: Jibril Al-Saladin
Angel or Demon: Angel
Appearance: [spoiler][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Arabic-manuscript.jpg/220px-Arabic-manuscript.jpg[/img][/spoiler] Some what like this, except, darker skinned, and has a beard.
Weapon: Scimitar
Weapon Appearance: [spoiler][img]https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkt3X9Nw6Q0xxyBKVhm66EjMqTYZqoREAltNGl-86oMAQrzdXx[/img][/spoiler]
Galloism wrote:I'm going to have to practice thinking I'm better than everyone else.
Oh wait... no I don't. 8)
Chocolate Jesus™Lacadaemon wrote:Yeah, but those fuckers have our oil though. >:(
Mike the Progressive wrote:Look, I didn't realize it was gay porn and I only watched a few minutes of it by accident.
by Rather Polite Gentlemen » Mon May 28, 2012 4:11 pm
The Patrimony of Saint Peter wrote:Why are most of the Angels bad guys, it seems? Piusael has healed one person and saved another. The other fellows just kill.
by The Patrimony of Saint Peter » Mon May 28, 2012 4:14 pm
by Rather Polite Gentlemen » Mon May 28, 2012 4:18 pm
by The Patrimony of Saint Peter » Mon May 28, 2012 4:22 pm
New high charity 24 wrote:
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Angel/Demon App
Name: Jibril Al-Saladin
Angel or Demon: Angel
Appearance: [spoiler]([url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Arabic-manuscript.jpg/220px-Arabic-manuscript.jpg]Image[/url])[/spoiler] Some what like this, except, darker skinned, and has a beard.
Weapon: Scimitar
Weapon Appearance: [spoiler]([url=https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkt3X9Nw6Q0xxyBKVhm66EjMqTYZqoREAltNGl-86oMAQrzdXx]Image[/url])[/spoiler]
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon May 28, 2012 4:23 pm
The Patrimony of Saint Peter wrote:New high charity 24 wrote:
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Angel/Demon App
Name: Jibril Al-Saladin
Angel or Demon: Angel
Appearance: [spoiler]([url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Arabic-manuscript.jpg/220px-Arabic-manuscript.jpg]Image[/url])[/spoiler] Some what like this, except, darker skinned, and has a beard.
Weapon: Scimitar
Weapon Appearance: [spoiler]([url=https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkt3X9Nw6Q0xxyBKVhm66EjMqTYZqoREAltNGl-86oMAQrzdXx]Image[/url])[/spoiler]
An islamic Angel? Hmm, should be interesting.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by The Patrimony of Saint Peter » Mon May 28, 2012 4:24 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon May 28, 2012 4:25 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Rupudska » Mon May 28, 2012 4:26 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Sentinel XV » Mon May 28, 2012 4:28 pm
‹ all genius is a conquering of chaos and mystery ›
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon May 28, 2012 4:28 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Rupudska » Mon May 28, 2012 4:30 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Rupudska wrote:except Gabriel
*bows*
Or you can picture Gabe and Mike as gay lovers, that works too.
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Firstaria » Mon May 28, 2012 4:31 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Rupudska wrote:except Gabriel
*bows*
Or you can picture Gabe and Mike as gay lovers, that works too.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon May 28, 2012 4:32 pm
A few thousand years ago, a God named Yahweh showed up. He decided to make his own race, and so he took some human blood and created a new species called the angels. The first three angels were the brothers Lucifer, Uriel and Michael.
Yahweh created a large population of angels, then he left without saying a word while his youngest child, Raphael, was still a kid, Lucifer a young adult, Uriel a late teen, and Michael in his late teens. L, U and M had serious daddy issues as a result, though Raphael can't remember.
Lucifer went down to Earth to check out the humans, and to his shock, he fell in love with one of the Hindu humans there. They lived a long and happy life together, and then she died. Lucifer sprinted to Hell to save her, but it was too late. Her soul had already been destroyed.
Furious, Lucifer went back to Heaven and instigated a Heavenly Civil War, declaring their Father dead and him now in charge. Uriel, Michael and Raphael fought on Yahweh's side, and eventually defeated and banished Lucifer, the eldest angel and before that moment, the Joy of Heaven and the Morningstar, to Hell.
Heaven is now ruled by Uriel with an iron-fist. Uriel has daddy issues because he believes that he disappointed his father, and that's why Yahweh left. Now he follows 'the Will of God' so strictly that the hugest Christian fundie would have problems with this, and he forces everyone else to do the same.
Heaven is a big Crapsaccharine World as a result. Michael is saner, and also more powerful, but he believes that if he stops Uriel, another Heavenly Civil War will occur, and they can't afford that. So he spends his time sexing Gaberial or taking part in the huge Heavenly black market for drugs. (Does both secretly, obviously. Uriel would kill him if he found out.)
Heaven has 800 million angels, and 2.1 billion humans. Uriel stopped letting humans come through after the Industrial Revolution began, believing they were 'unpure', no matter how much of a devout Jew/Christian/Muslim they were. Humans in Heaven are treated as slaves.
Angels are very powerful creatures. Yahweh was a perfectionist, and built the 'perfect' race. Angels are unable to sustain themselves for long on Earth, (they go back to Heaven if they stay long in their true forms) and have to take upon a body to use as a meatskin, in the same way they have to in Supernatural. So they possess someone. Angels also must take on a body in Olympus. They can show their true forms basically anywhere else though.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Rupudska » Mon May 28, 2012 4:32 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Sentinel XV » Mon May 28, 2012 4:33 pm
‹ all genius is a conquering of chaos and mystery ›
by Post War America » Mon May 28, 2012 4:33 pm
Gravlen wrote:The famous Bowling Green Massacre is yesterday's news. Today it's all about the Cricket Blue Carnage. Tomorrow it'll be about the Curling Yellow Annihilation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon May 28, 2012 4:34 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by The New World Oceania » Mon May 28, 2012 4:44 pm
by New high charity 24 » Mon May 28, 2012 4:46 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Especially when the OP implies it's just Christians.
Islamic angels lack free will though. They simply don't have it.
Galloism wrote:I'm going to have to practice thinking I'm better than everyone else.
Oh wait... no I don't. 8)
Chocolate Jesus™Lacadaemon wrote:Yeah, but those fuckers have our oil though. >:(
Mike the Progressive wrote:Look, I didn't realize it was gay porn and I only watched a few minutes of it by accident.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon May 28, 2012 4:48 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Post War America » Mon May 28, 2012 4:58 pm
Gravlen wrote:The famous Bowling Green Massacre is yesterday's news. Today it's all about the Cricket Blue Carnage. Tomorrow it'll be about the Curling Yellow Annihilation.
by The Patrimony of Saint Peter » Mon May 28, 2012 5:15 pm
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