by Planeta de los Muertos » Thu May 24, 2012 10:36 am
I wrote:Bitch, please!
by Zamantula » Thu May 24, 2012 2:27 pm
by Rupudska » Thu May 24, 2012 2:34 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Vaugania » Thu May 24, 2012 2:42 pm
by Planeta de los Muertos » Thu May 24, 2012 2:45 pm
I wrote:Bitch, please!
by Mighty Asgard » Thu May 24, 2012 2:57 pm
by Katyuscha » Thu May 24, 2012 4:32 pm
by AETEN II » Fri May 25, 2012 3:20 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by Mighty Asgard » Fri May 25, 2012 3:57 pm
by AETEN II » Fri May 25, 2012 6:33 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by Mighty Asgard » Sat May 26, 2012 4:19 am
by Reselia » Sat May 26, 2012 4:42 pm
by AETEN II » Sat May 26, 2012 11:51 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by Reselia » Sun May 27, 2012 2:15 am
AETEN II wrote:"Weary after an infinite amount of being. But with this meteor business Earth will require my intensive watch and so I launched myself at the planet and crashed into the ground over there." Greene said as he lazily pointed to the smoking crater on the beach.
"I could have just teleported from my home dimension, but it's rather dull when compared to burning in from space."
by Mighty Asgard » Sun May 27, 2012 2:26 am
by Reselia » Sun May 27, 2012 2:29 am
Mighty Asgard wrote:Josh turned to the woman who approached them, smiling politely. "I'm more than fine, thank you. And you?"
This Greene person was obviously an uncivilized thug, and seemingly quite egocentric. When someone asked how you were you always asked them the same in return, it was the most basic part of human interaction. Being godlike was no excuse for being rude. And this woman was not just an ordinary human either, she had powers. Perhaps Greene couldn't see that, he had already proved quite blind to the true nature of things, but to him it was glaringly obvious.
by New Abooutland » Sun May 27, 2012 2:36 am
Reselia wrote:Mighty Asgard wrote:Josh turned to the woman who approached them, smiling politely. "I'm more than fine, thank you. And you?"
This Greene person was obviously an uncivilized thug, and seemingly quite egocentric. When someone asked how you were you always asked them the same in return, it was the most basic part of human interaction. Being godlike was no excuse for being rude. And this woman was not just an ordinary human either, she had powers. Perhaps Greene couldn't see that, he had already proved quite blind to the true nature of things, but to him it was glaringly obvious.
"Myself? I'm fine as usual... luckily I have a holiday from work. That is, an extended holiday." Jane started grinning as she said this, sounding upbeat and happy. "So, do you two know each other?"
by Mighty Asgard » Sun May 27, 2012 2:38 am
Reselia wrote:"Myself? I'm fine as usual... luckily I have a holiday from work. That is, an extended holiday." Jane started grinning as she said this, sounding upbeat and happy. "So, do you two know each other?"
by Reselia » Sun May 27, 2012 2:39 am
Mighty Asgard wrote:Reselia wrote:"Myself? I'm fine as usual... luckily I have a holiday from work. That is, an extended holiday." Jane started grinning as she said this, sounding upbeat and happy. "So, do you two know each other?"
"No, not really," Josh said, "I saw him fall from the sky, and wanted to see who he was. I have now determined that he is a very powerful superhuman with narcissistic tendencies and a great fondness for talking, mostly about himself."
He smiled at her again, "I'm Josh, by the way. Nice to meet you."
by Nakarisaune » Sun May 27, 2012 2:46 am
by CoolLand » Sun May 27, 2012 2:51 am
by Mighty Asgard » Sun May 27, 2012 2:53 am
Reselia wrote:"I'm Jane. Nice to see you too." Jane leans forward and whispers something in his ear: "I think you're right about his narcissistic talking tendencies, by the way."
by Reselia » Sun May 27, 2012 3:10 am
Mighty Asgard wrote:Reselia wrote:"I'm Jane. Nice to see you too." Jane leans forward and whispers something in his ear: "I think you're right about his narcissistic talking tendencies, by the way."
Josh chuckled, "basic psychology, really."
"I couldn't help but notice that you have powers," he said after a moment's pause, "would you mind me asking what you can do?"
by Nakarisaune » Sun May 27, 2012 3:12 am
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