Super Hero High (old OOC, search for new one)

[Altruistic Paladins]

"I am sorry 'me lady, but I don't give a damn." Wait, he said I was standardized? I AM SPECIALIZED AS ANY PROFESSIONAL IS SUPPOSED TO BE! A MAN IS NOT A PIECE OF GALVANIZED IRON!

... do you need a gibbs style head-slap to hit the ol' reset button?

No, we need to settle this in the chunky salsa way (standing in a seven foot concrete clyinder with grenades, having that airlifted by a helicopter, and then throwing the grenades in the direction you think the enemy is in a spin on the game "Marco Polo")! W.W.L.D.? On second thought, how about standing in a fourteen feet wide, sixeteen feet deep ditch with a plank seperating us and claymores to fight with until only one remains to become President just like Abraham Lincoln would have done?

[Northern Dominus]

... do you need a gibbs style head-slap to hit the ol' reset button?

NO, WE NEED TO SETTLE THIS THE CHUNKY SALSA WAY (Standing in a seven foot concrete clyinder with grenades, having that airlifted by a helicopter, and then throwing the grenades in the direction you think the enemy is in a spin on the game "Marco Polo").

Or we could settle it with fisticuffs...on top of a giant submersible battleship

[Mighty Asgard]

I have given up on Zan, but maybe it's not too late now to enter another character.
Name: Arty Fuchs
Gender: Male
Age: 15
Nationality: American
Height: 5' 3" (160.02 cm)
Weight: 115 lbs. (52.16 oz.)
Hair: Medium-length shaggy auburn
Eyes: Green
Costume (if any): Red Beret, navy blue sweatshirt (no hoods), royal blue athletic pants, and sandals.
Abilities: Drawing Animation, Clay Animation (Please refer to Animation in the Superpower Wiki)
Alignment: Hero
Brief Bio: Even after a year since Arty was born, he wouldn't speak. At two years of age, he was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome. He often used art as means of expressing himself when he couldn't talk. After plenty of programs, he started to speak, but he usually doesn't feel like talking. In Kindergarten, he was never played with because of being different. When a mean kid walked up to him and started bullying him, Arty accidentally used his powers for the first time. His drawing of a boxer became animated, and just the sight of this sent the kid running away. Everyone stared at the animated picture and Arty. This was when Arty realized he could bring his drawings to life for a short amount of time. He tried this with clay, and it worked. Unfortunately, he was taken away from his family and placed in a government facility, where he got his education, but was separated from society for having superhuman abilities. This didn't stop him from literally making new friends. When he was accepted at Super Hero High, he willingly accepted into going.

Accepted.

[Altruistic Paladins]

NO, WE NEED TO SETTLE THIS THE CHUNKY SALSA WAY (Standing in a seven foot concrete clyinder with grenades, having that airlifted by a helicopter, and then throwing the grenades in the direction you think the enemy is in a spin on the game "Marco Polo").

Or we could settle it with fisticuffs...on top of a giant submersible battleship

Okay, let me set up a playlist while I get my eyepatch and sneaking suit on (add a new addition to the list).

1. Aloha Stadium (Real Life)
2. The Lobo (Roseanne)
3. Music Room #3 (OHSHC)
2. The club which I am obligated to say does not exist (Fight Club)
5. Ohtori Academy (Revolutionary Girl Utena)
6. The Land of Oz (The Wizard of Oz)
7. Altruistic Paladins' Mind (Real Life)
8. Gliese 581 c (Real Life)
9. Nakarisaune's closet (Real Life)
10. The Philadelphia Museum of Art (Real Life)
11. An un-named, cozy, little pub (???)
12. Noir Universe (Marvel Comics)
13. Heart of the Forest Renaissance Faire (Real Life)
14. Lotsamethuselah '96 (WWWF Grudge Match)
15. Corrian's vehicle (Real Life)
16. Bad Joke Bunker (Internet)
17. Narnia (The Chronicles of Narnia)
18. The middle of a boxed canyon (Red Vs Blue)
19. An echo chamber (Internet)
20. The Trans-Continental Flying Pussyfoot (Baccano!)
21. The White House (The West Wing)
22. Outer Haven (Metal Gear Solid)

"At least I won't be bored for the next eighteen hours of fighting," A.P. says as a certain theme starts playing.

[Nakarisaune]

Or we could settle it with fisticuffs...on top of a giant submersible battleship

Okay, let me set up a playlist while I get my eyepatch and sneaking suit on (add a new addition to the list).

1. Aloha Stadium (Real Life)
2. The Lobo (Roseanne)
3. Music Room #3 (OHSHC)
2. The club which I am obligated to say does not exist (Fight Club)
5. Ohtori Academy (Revolutionary Girl Utena)
6. The Land of Oz (The Wizard of Oz)
7. Altruistic Paladins' Mind (Real Life)
8. Gliese 581 c (Real Life)
9. Nakarisaune's closet (Real Life)
10. The Philadelphia Museum of Art (Real Life)
11. An un-named, cozy, little pub (???)
12. Noir Universe (Marvel Comics)
13. Heart of the Forest Renaissance Faire (Real Life)
14. Lotsamethuselah '96 (WWWF Grudge Match)
15. Corrian's vehicle (Real Life)
16. Bad Joke Bunker (Internet)
17. Narnia (The Chronicles of Narnia)
18. The middle of a boxed canyon (Red Vs Blue)
19. An echo chamber (Internet)
20. The Trans-Continental Flying Pussyfoot (Baccano!)
21. The White House (The West Wing)
22. Outer Haven (Metal Gear Solid)

"At least I won't be bored for the next eighteen hours of fighting," A.P. says as a certain theme starts playing.

Right now, it feels like more of a family house. With a shed for when people need to go shoot things. There can be portraits on the walls of all the past OPs and each person gets their own room. Corrian's is soundproofed, of course. Yours is full of references that none of us get. And I live in the attic and sleep with everyone when you're not looking.

[Corrian]

Right now, it feels like more of a family house. With a shed for when people need to go shoot things. There can be portraits on the walls of all the past OPs and each person gets their own room. Corrian's is soundproofed, of course. Yours is full of references that none of us get. And I live in the attic and sleep with everyone when you're not looking.

What? Because I blast music all the time, (Or video games, or movies, and so on), or because I don't shut up?

[Nakarisaune]

Right now, it feels like more of a family house. With a shed for when people need to go shoot things. There can be portraits on the walls of all the past OPs and each person gets their own room. Corrian's is soundproofed, of course. Yours is full of references that none of us get. And I live in the attic and sleep with everyone when you're not looking.

What? Because I blast music all the time, (Or video games, or movies, and so on), or because I don't shut up?

The music one. We don't mind if you don't shut up, if it gets too bad we have gags. We're a bit of an odd family.

[Altruistic Paladins]

What? Because I blast music all the time, (Or video games, or movies, and so on), or because I don't shut up?

The music one. We can use gags if you don't shut up. We're a bit of an odd family.

I know; that book is painful to read. Just moments in and I have already made an obscure reference.

[Corrian]

What? Because I blast music all the time, (Or video games, or movies, and so on), or because I don't shut up?

The music one. We don't mind if you don't shut up, if it gets too bad we have gags. We're a bit of an odd family.

*Blasts ambient music to go to bed to*

Kinda weird, but eh. It's funny loving some metal music while loving ambient music as well. There's some great metal and ambient music out there.

Sigur Ros, I must see you live someday.....*Grumbles about trying to go see a Sigur Ros concert on August 9th but it selling out in 15 minutes after the tickets went on sale, and grumbles about people who just buy tickets to resell them for overpriced on the internet*. I try to see my first concert ever and it sells out! Sigur Ros, go to places that are bigger then 2,000 people in Seattle please!

[Nfhd]

Why is the Ic moving so slowly?

[Altruistic Paladins]

The music one. We don't mind if you don't shut up, if it gets too bad we have gags. We're a bit of an odd family.

*Blasts ambient music to go to bed to*

Kinda weird, but eh. It's funny loving some metal music while loving ambient music as well. There's some great metal and ambient music out there.

Sigur Ros, I must see you live someday.....*Grumbles about trying to go see a Sigur Ros concert on August 9th but it selling out in 15 minutes after the tickets went on sale, and grumbles about people who just buy tickets to resell them for overpriced on the internet*. I try to see my first concert ever and it sells out! Sigur Ros, go to places that are bigger then 2,000 people in Seattle please!

I know. I like metal, but I also like New Age music (even if I facepalm at New Age religion). Then again, I have not encountered a single genre (not necessarily sub-genre) of music where I did not like at least five songs in it, which results in the musical equivalent of whiplash on my playlists. Orchestral rock to smooth jazz, okay. Classic rock to progressive metal, why the hell not? Electronica to world music, fine by me. Hair metal to romanticist, I do not mind.

[Altruistic Paladins]

Why is the Ic moving so slowly?

I think it is partially motivated by the lack of things for the away party to do.

[Nfhd]

Why is the Ic moving so slowly?

I think it is partially motivated by the lack of things for the away party to do.

Yeah, that makes sense. Well I'm going to go play counterstrike.

[Northern Dominus]

Uh, Mighty Asgard...the Lynxes' aren't gunships, they're transports. The gunships are the apaches

The whole idea is that the apaches use their autocannons and rockets to bring the house down and collapse one end of the tunnel. When that happens the Lynxes running the "racetrack" over Kildare observe for any sudden mass exodus' of a house not directly next to the one being reduced to rubble and call it, letting other squads home in on the other end.

[Mighty Asgard]

Uh, Mighty Asgard...the Lynxes' aren't gunships, they're transports. The gunships are the apaches :p

The whole idea is that the apaches use their autocannons and rockets to bring the house down and collapse one end of the tunnel. When that happens the Lynxes running the "racetrack" over Kildare observe for any sudden mass exodus' of a house not directly next to the one being reduced to rubble and call it, letting other squads home in on the other end.

A real super soldier would have been able to make to with transport helicopters. Just saying.

[Northern Dominus]

Uh, Mighty Asgard...the Lynxes' aren't gunships, they're transports. The gunships are the apaches

The whole idea is that the apaches use their autocannons and rockets to bring the house down and collapse one end of the tunnel. When that happens the Lynxes running the "racetrack" over Kildare observe for any sudden mass exodus' of a house not directly next to the one being reduced to rubble and call it, letting other squads home in on the other end.

A real super soldier would have been able to make to with transport helicopters. Just saying.

Yes yes, Captain America could have done it, but then again he has that vibranium shield. Burton Malik does not

[Mighty Asgard]

A real super soldier would have been able to make to with transport helicopters. Just saying.

Yes yes, Captain America could have done it, but then again he has that vibranium shield. Burton Malik does not

But Burton has an assault rifle, and I think pretty much anyone would agree that an assault rifle is a better weapon than a shield.

[Northern Dominus]

Yes yes, Captain America could have done it, but then again he has that vibranium shield. Burton Malik does not

But Burton has an assault rifle, and I think pretty much anyone would agree that an assault rifle is a better weapon than a shield.

Not just any shield, a Vibranium Shield

[Mighty Asgard]

But Burton has an assault rifle, and I think pretty much anyone would agree that an assault rifle is a better weapon than a shield.

Not just any shield, a Vibranium Shield

I know that, but still. If you had to fight a guy, would you rather have an unbreakable shield or an assault rifle?

[Northern Dominus]

Not just any shield, a Vibranium Shield

I know that, but still. If you had to fight a guy, would you rather have an unbreakable shield or an assault rifle?

Unbreakable shield. Believe me, assault rifles can break themselves for no obvious reason at the most inopportune time (THAT was a fun day at GM School)

[Altruistic Paladins]

Not just any shield, a Vibranium Shield

I know that, but still. If you had to fight a guy, would you rather have an unbreakable shield or an assault rifle?

What about peak human abilities, the moral center-point for the Marvel Universes that do not involve the word "Ultimate", the Avengers, and a creation by Jack Kirby alongside Joe Simon?

[Nakarisaune]

Not just any shield, a Vibranium Shield

I know that, but still. If you had to fight a guy, would you rather have an unbreakable shield or an assault rifle?

Unbreakable shield. Because I don't know how to shoot.

Also, having a rifle is no use if you get killed straight away.

[Northern Dominus]

I know that, but still. If you had to fight a guy, would you rather have an unbreakable shield or an assault rifle?

What about peak human abilities, the moral center-point for the Marvel Universes that do not involve the word "Ultimate", the Avengers, and a creation by Jack Kirby alongside Joe Simon?

That's so ambiguous, even your "normal" Captain America seems pretty superhuman. At most I'd imagine Burton would have a footspeed of about 35 mph, bench close to 2,000 pounds, and have a 70-80 inch vertical, for a very baseline example.

So yeah, better than even the finest athletes, but nowhere near superhuman.

Plus you have to remember this involves running down an alleyway exposed to energy and ballistic fire. All the phsyical ability and skill in the world doesn't matter if somebody gets one lucky shot off. Better to bring the building down around their ears rather than risk getting waylaid by some lucky punk with a gun.

[Mighty Asgard]

Also, having a rifle is no use if you get killed straight away.

Neither is a shield, or a nuke for that matter. Generally, being dead means that most weapons are not useful anymore.

[Nakarisaune]

Also, having a rifle is no use if you get killed straight away.

Neither is a shield, or a nuke for that matter. Generally, being dead means that most weapons are not useful anymore.

Yeah but you could use the shield to stop yourself dying immediately.
Probably.