U.N.I.T 2012 (Closed, Apps & OOC)

[Spetznaz Assault Teams]

"What the fuck are you doing?!"

"No, um... I'm a cripple!"

"You're faking the limp!"

"No, no! NO!"

"Ah reckon so"

[Kouralia]

"What the fuck are you doing?!"

"No, um... I'm a cripple!"

"You're faking the limp!"

"No, no! NO!"

Sooo... If the Doctor appears wearing a Stetson...

[Nationstatelandsville]

"What the fuck are you doing?!"

"No, um... I'm a cripple!"

"You're faking the limp!"

"No, no! NO!"

Sooo... If the Doctor appears wearing a Stetson...

Lots of sobbing and lasering.

[Spetznaz Assault Teams]

Note To Self:

Stetson hats are the new black

[Kouralia]

Note To Self:

Stetson hats are the new black

L.C. walks into the briefing room: "WHAT THE..?"

"We wear Stetsons now, Stetsons are tactically viable."

(because, as soldiers, we should not just do it because it's cool)

[AETEN II]

Note To Self:

Stetson hats are the new black

Nah.

Come into work in a mechanical Dalek suit. Cramped, but infinite lulz.

[Spetznaz Assault Teams]

Note To Self:

Stetson hats are the new black

Nah.

Come into work in a mechanical Dalek suit. Cramped, but infinite lulz.

A mechanical Dalek suit, wearing a Stetson hat, with the face of Clint Eastwood painted on it

[Nationstatelandsville]

Note To Self:

Stetson hats are the new black

Nah.

Come into work in a mechanical Dalek suit. Cramped, but infinite lulz.

If you did that, then the L-C would steal the suit and try to use it to conquer the universe.

[AETEN II]

Nah.

Come into work in a mechanical Dalek suit. Cramped, but infinite lulz.

If you did that, then the L-C would steal the suit and try to use it to conquer the universe.

Yes, but it would have C4 in it and Greene would have the detonator.

[Spetznaz Assault Teams]

Nah.

Come into work in a mechanical Dalek suit. Cramped, but infinite lulz.

A mechanical Dalek suit, wearing a Stetson hat, with the face of Clint Eastwood painted on it

[Nationstatelandsville]

If you did that, then the L-C would steal the suit and try to use it to conquer the universe.

Yes, but it would have C4 in it and Greene would have the detonator.

Time travel.

[Kowloon-California]

We could easily solve this problem by bringing back Bruce Lee from the dead. Following the logic that Chuck Norris > Clint Eastwood, Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris, and that Clint Eastwood > L-C, then Bruce Lee must be > L-C. We can then witness an epic martial arts tournament, except with aliens!

[Monfrox]

We could easily solve this problem by bringing back Bruce Lee from the dead. Following the logic that Chuck Norris > Clint Eastwood, Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris, and that Clint Eastwood > L-C, then Bruce Lee must be > L-C. We can then witness an epic martial arts tournament, except with aliens!

*smacks upside head*
It's like this,

Clint Eastwood > Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris > L-C

You were doing it wrong.

[Nationstatelandsville]

We could easily solve this problem by bringing back Bruce Lee from the dead. Following the logic that Chuck Norris > Clint Eastwood, Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris, and that Clint Eastwood > L-C, then Bruce Lee must be > L-C. We can then witness an epic martial arts tournament, except with aliens!

*smacks upside head*
It's like this,

Clint Eastwood > Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris > L-C

You were doing it wrong.

Chuck Norris is a sad old fundamentalist fart trying to sell old exercise sets because he has no career left. He loses. To everyone.

[Monfrox]

*smacks upside head*
It's like this,

Clint Eastwood > Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris > L-C

You were doing it wrong.

Chuck Norris is a sad old fundamentalist fart trying to sell old exercise sets because he has no career left. He loses. To everyone.

Yeah and Clint Eastwood directs movies now. Awesome movies. So that's another win stacked on top of all the badasses he played over the years.

[Rupudska]

Has training started yet?

[Ende]

Sorry, guys. I would have posted a couple hours ago, but life threw me a major curveball.

Actually, that's an understatement. It's more like life cornered me in an alley, violently kicked me in the groin while laughing manically and mugged me while I was writhing on the ground, then made off with my wallet and threw it into a river.

But yeah, now I can make a post.

[Teotan]

Sorry, guys. I would have posted a couple hours ago, but life threw me a major curveball.

Actually, that's an understatement. It's more like life cornered me in an alley, violently kicked me in the groin while laughing manically and mugged me while I was writhing on the ground, then made off with my wallet and threw it into a river.

But yeah, now I can make a post.

That bad? And I thought musical rehearsals were hell.

[Monfrox]

Sorry, guys. I would have posted a couple hours ago, but life threw me a major curveball.

Actually, that's an understatement. It's more like life cornered me in an alley, violently kicked me in the groin while laughing manically and mugged me while I was writhing on the ground, then made off with my wallet and threw it into a river.

But yeah, now I can make a post.

That bad? And I thought musical rehearsals were hell.

Try concert rehearsals with half the people that don't give a fuck and the other half are crap.

[Teotan]

That bad? And I thought musical rehearsals were hell.

Try concert rehearsals with half the people that don't give a fuck and the other half are crap.

Trust me, I've seen a little of that ugly face. Mostly because some directors are a bit insane and high strung.

[AETEN II]

Audie Murphy > Christopher Lee > Samuel L. Jackson > Clint Eastwood > Harrison Ford > Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris > LC.

[Monfrox]

:palm:

Audie Murphy > Christopher Lee > Samuel L. Jackson > Clint Eastwood > Harrison Ford > Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris > LC.

Awww, ain't that cute. BUT IT'S WRONG! Where's Patton?

[AETEN II]

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[AETEN II]

After Lee and before Eastwood. Unlike Lef, Patton never was Spec Ops.

[AETEN II]

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