U.N.I.T 2012 (Closed, Apps & OOC)

[Urova]

One character with the power to whip all of the others into submission by mentally bitch-slapping must show restraint, or one character with the power to not give a damn will shoot him in the face.

Equal and opposite reaction.

And so Nat established the Natonian Third Law of RP:

"Each character that reacts will create an equal and opposite reaction that will end up killing him somehow."

I think people won't like your character screwing around in their character's minds, AETEN. But don't worry. You can dig around in Kira, Andrew, Zhu De, Ramon, John (to an extent), Gur, and Jon. Just avoid Benjamin Silva, the L-C, and Johann, and your character will remain relatively intact.

Also, I predict that the squad will self-combust by the end of the first mission.

Good one.

[Nationstatelandsville]

One character with the power to whip all of the others into submission by mentally bitch-slapping must show restraint, or one character with the power to not give a damn will shoot him in the face.

Equal and opposite reaction.

And so Nat established the Natonian Third Law of RP:

"Each character that reacts will create an equal and opposite reaction that will end up killing him somehow."

I think people won't like your character screwing around in their character's minds, AETEN. But don't worry. You can dig around in Kira, Andrew, Zhu De, Ramon, John (to an extent), Gur, and Jon. Just avoid Benjamin Silva, the L-C, and Johann, and your character will remain relatively intact.

Also, I predict that the squad will self-combust by the end of the first mission.

Predict? Damn it, Ende, you planned the self-destruct. You don't get to predict it.

[Ende]

And so Nat established the Natonian Third Law of RP:

"Each character that reacts will create an equal and opposite reaction that will end up killing him somehow."

I think people won't like your character screwing around in their character's minds, AETEN. But don't worry. You can dig around in Kira, Andrew, Zhu De, Ramon, John (to an extent), Gur, and Jon. Just avoid Benjamin Silva, the L-C, and Johann, and your character will remain relatively intact.

Also, I predict that the squad will self-combust by the end of the first mission.

Predict? Damn it, Ende, you planned the self-destruct. You don't get to predict it.

I didn't plan a self-destruct.

I just added in a lot of factors into the plot that have a very high probability of leading to a self-destruct.

Totally not the same thing.

[AETEN II]

One character with the power to whip all of the others into submission by mentally bitch-slapping must show restraint, or one character with the power to not give a damn will shoot him in the face.

Equal and opposite reaction.

And so Nat established the Natonian Third Law of RP:

"Each character that reacts will create an equal and opposite reaction that will end up killing him somehow."

I think people won't like your character screwing around in their character's minds, AETEN. But don't worry. You can dig around in Kira, Andrew, Zhu De, Ramon, John (to an extent), Gur, and Jon. Just avoid Benjamin Silva, the L-C, and Johann, and your character will remain relatively intact.

Also, I predict that the squad will self-combust by the end of the first mission.

Greene will continue to poke about in a smaller, less obvious ways. To him the LC is an incarnate of evil as his kind exist to keep the universe from being fucked over. The daleks kinda did that :/

[Nationstatelandsville]

And so Nat established the Natonian Third Law of RP:

"Each character that reacts will create an equal and opposite reaction that will end up killing him somehow."

I think people won't like your character screwing around in their character's minds, AETEN. But don't worry. You can dig around in Kira, Andrew, Zhu De, Ramon, John (to an extent), Gur, and Jon. Just avoid Benjamin Silva, the L-C, and Johann, and your character will remain relatively intact.

Also, I predict that the squad will self-combust by the end of the first mission.

Greene will continue to poke about in a smaller, less obvious ways. To him the LC is an incarnate of evil as his kind exist to keep the universe from being fucked over. The daleks kinda did that :/

And the L-C is perfectly content with living in the Kaled Dome. He's just pissed that he was to deal with lower beings.

Besides, Greene is an asshole and the L-C would hate him regardless.

[Sentinel XV]

The antics in this thread are almost humorous enough to make picking through the posts made while I was away bearable. Almost.

[Ende]

Greene will continue to poke about in a smaller, less obvious ways. To him the LC is an incarnate of evil as his kind exist to keep the universe from being fucked over. The daleks kinda did that :/

And the L-C is perfectly content with living in the Kaled Dome. He's just pissed that he was to deal with lower beings.

Besides, Greene is an asshole and the L-C would hate him regardless.

I thought you were a fan of Greene.

Should I go back a couple of pages and dredge the quote up?

[Nationstatelandsville]

The antics in this thread are almost humorous enough to make picking through the posts made while I was away bearable. Almost.

Quiet, you bastard. I will have my vengeance yet.

[Ende]

The antics in this thread are almost humorous enough to make picking through the posts made while I was away bearable. Almost.

Oh, hey. I'm moving the plot forward tomorrow after school. Tonight I still have about four hours of homework left which means I should finish at about 1, and I'm not going to stay up later than that.

So yeah, sorry I haven't moved it forward quite yet.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And the L-C is perfectly content with living in the Kaled Dome. He's just pissed that he was to deal with lower beings.

Besides, Greene is an asshole and the L-C would hate him regardless.

I thought you were a fan of Greene.

Should I go back a couple of pages and dredge the quote up?

I am. He's an asshole Spock. That's awesome.

It doesn't change the L-C's opinion of him.

[AETEN II]

And the L-C is perfectly content with living in the Kaled Dome. He's just pissed that he was to deal with lower beings.

Besides, Greene is an asshole and the L-C would hate him regardless.

I thought you were a fan of Greene.

Should I go back a couple of pages and dredge the quote up?

He does. He's just so awesome and riddled with gay love that he covers it up with hatred.

[Sentinel XV]

The antics in this thread are almost humorous enough to make picking through the posts made while I was away bearable. Almost.

Oh, hey. I'm moving the plot forward tomorrow after school. Tonight I still have about four hours of homework left which means I should finish at about 1, and I'm not going to stay up later than that.

So yeah, sorry I haven't moved it forward quite yet.

Bah, humbug.

The antics in this thread are almost humorous enough to make picking through the posts made while I was away bearable. Almost.

Quiet, you bastard. I will have my vengeance yet.

Steele vs. the LC, the battle to last all of 5 minutes.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Oh, hey. I'm moving the plot forward tomorrow after school. Tonight I still have about four hours of homework left which means I should finish at about 1, and I'm not going to stay up later than that.

So yeah, sorry I haven't moved it forward quite yet.

Bah, humbug.

Quiet, you bastard. I will have my vengeance yet.

Steele vs. the LC, the battle to last all of 5 minutes.

LC: Fight me, you inferior maggo-

Steele: OK. (bam)

[Sentinel XV]

Bah, humbug.


Steele vs. the LC, the battle to last all of 5 minutes.

LC: Fight me, you inferior maggo-

Steele: OK. (bam)

Is the L-C really so arrogant that he would let his vanity get in the way of his life? I mean, I knew that he was a damned bastard, but to that extent?

[Ende]

LC: Fight me, you inferior maggo-

Steele: OK. (bam)

Is the L-C really so arrogant that he would let his vanity get in the way of his life? I mean, I knew that he was a damned bastard, but to that extent?

Nah. The L-C just takes a long time to draw a gun.

Steele doesn't.

[Sentinel XV]

Is the L-C really so arrogant that he would let his vanity get in the way of his life? I mean, I knew that he was a damned bastard, but to that extent?

Nah. The L-C just takes a long time to draw a gun.

Steele doesn't.

He was good: I lost my hat.

I was better: He lost his head.

[AETEN II]

Greene-
GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKIN HUMANS, DON'T THEY THINK THAT ANYONE WITH JUST FOUR FINGERS AND A THICK MIDDLE FINGER WOULD TRY TO USE THIS? DAMMIT MY FINGER'S STUCK AND I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF COMBAT, I CAN'T AIM FOR SHIT AND I'M GETTING SHOT AT IT! DAMN HUMANS, I FUCKING HATE THEM AND THEIR IGNORANCE TO OTHER LIFEFORMS!

Everyone Else- screaming and writhing on the floor as a really annoying voice is yelling and feels as if its spliting their heads open.

Greene- woops. Sorry, you guys not gonne sue me for the therapy you'll need... right?

[Sentinel XV]

Greene-
GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKIN HUMANS, DON'T THEY THINK THAT ANYONE WITH JUST FOUR FINGERS AND A THICK MIDDLE FINGER WOULD TRY TO USE THIS? DAMMIT MY FINGER'S STUCK AND I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF COMBAT, I CAN'T AIM FOR SHIT AND I'M GETTING SHOT AT IT! DAMN HUMANS, I FUCKING HATE THEM AND THEIR IGNORANCE TO OTHER LIFEFORMS!

Everyone Else- screaming and writhing on the floor as a really annoying voice is yelling and feels as if its spliting their heads open.

Greene- woops. Sorry, you guys not gonne sue me for the therapy you'll need... right?

The most obvious resolution to this situation being to allow Greene to use one of the many alien weapons available to UNIT.

[Sentinel XV]

If I you would acquiese me for a moment, I would like for you all to consider applying for my new RP, Prometheus Unbound: Creation.

Thank you.

[Nationstatelandsville]

If I you would acquiese me for a moment, I would like for you all to consider applying for my new RP, Prometheus Unbound: Creation.

Thank you.

That is the greatest name for anything in history.

[Sentinel XV]

If I you would acquiese me for a moment, I would like for you all to consider applying for my new RP, Prometheus Unbound: Creation.

Thank you.

That is the greatest name for anything in history.

I can't wait to see Ridley Scott's Prometheus, and the idea was sort of a influenced in small amounts by what I've read of the movie itself. And thank you.

[Ende]

If I you would acquiese me for a moment, I would like for you all to consider applying for my new RP, Prometheus Unbound: Creation.

Thank you.

Usually I'd say that I don't like it when people advertise their threads in mine.

But hell, that thread looks awesome and if I had more time I'd consider joining. So yeah, it's cool.

[Spetznaz Assault Teams]

One character with the power to whip all of the others into submission by mentally bitch-slapping must show restraint, or one character with the power to not give a damn will shoot him in the face.

Equal and opposite reaction.

And so Nat established the Natonian Third Law of RP:

"Each character that reacts will create an equal and opposite reaction that will end up killing him somehow."

I think people won't like your character screwing around in their character's minds, AETEN. But don't worry. You can dig around in Kira, Andrew, Zhu De, Ramon, John (to an extent), Gur, and Jon. Just avoid Benjamin Silva, the L-C, and Johann, and your character will remain relatively intact.

Also, I predict that the squad will self-combust by the end of the first mission.

relatively. Good choice of words.

[Kouralia]

relatively. Good choice of words.

Because there are certaily other characters who will take offence at those actions. At least one of whom would go absolutely psycho...

[Jormengand]

Just avoid Benjamin Silva, the L-C, and Johann, and your character will remain relatively intact.

And, of course, Pedro, otherwise VOE may skin you alive, and boil you in salt water.