U.N.I.T 2012 (Closed, Apps & OOC)

[Kouralia]

As the Weevil is running away down the street the squad fires their tazer rounds to stop it before it turns a corner and goes into public view: they miss and realise they've fucked up monstrously already, when suddenly!

Land Rover Defender hurtles around the corner and skids onto the pavement, slamming the rear end into the Weevil, knocking it over and out cold. We get out, cuff it up, slap on a muzzle and stick it in a special containment cage in the back of the Landy.

Job done.

(for added dramaticz, fire your mini-gun in the air and scream obscenities as we arrive, before hurling flash-bangs at 1st squad whilst I cuff the Weevil)

*silva looks at second squad*

Da fuq?

*throws flashbang into Land Rover*

HAHAHAHAHA

*Land Rover smashes into building*

Hm...

*walks over. Pulls you two out of Land Rover. Handcuffs*

You are under arrest for screaming naughty words in a public area*

That sounds like something a brit would arrest you for

*picks cuffs (by magic, just so I can haz come back), slaps you round the back of the head and pulls out well faked MDP badge, before cuffing you*

"I'm arresting you for interfering with Police operations and impersonating a British Police Officer. I'm also charging you for damage to MoD property, a count of assault on government personnel and activity liable to cause danger to the public. You may also be charged for misapplication of military assets and a count of assault on a senior officer, to be separate to the previous assault. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you say may be given in evidence."

[AETEN II]

As the Weevil is running away down the street the squad fires their tazer rounds to stop it before it turns a corner and goes into public view: they miss and realise they've fucked up monstrously already, when suddenly!

Land Rover Defender hurtles around the corner and skids onto the pavement, slamming the rear end into the Weevil, knocking it over and out cold. We get out, cuff it up, slap on a muzzle and stick it in a special containment cage in the back of the Landy.

Job done.

(for added dramaticz, fire your mini-gun in the air and scream obscenities as we arrive, before hurling flash-bangs at 1st squad whilst I cuff the Weevil)

*silva looks at second squad*

Da fuq?

*throws flashbang into Land Rover*

HAHAHAHAHA

*Land Rover smashes into building*

Hm...

*walks over. Pulls you two out of Land Rover. Handcuffs*

You are under arrest for screaming naughty words in a public area*

That sounds like something a brit would arrest you for

Actually brits swear a lot more than us Americans. A LOT more.

[Kouralia]

Yup.

Our swearing can be much better though. Brits can easily add Wanker, tosser, bloody *noun* and other lower level swear words in to make it more colourful. (e.g. Useless bloody wankers!)

[AETEN II]

Yup.

Our swearing can be much better though. Brits can easily add Wanker, tosser, bloody *noun* and other lower level swear words in to make it more colourful. (e.g. Useless bloody wankers!)

I know some and have heard some that practically use 'FUCK' instead of 'the'.

Also, British politics are awesome as they swear constantly at each other, while the government is actually in session. Awesome.

[Spetznaz Assault Teams]

*silva looks at second squad*

Da fuq?

*throws flashbang into Land Rover*

HAHAHAHAHA

*Land Rover smashes into building*

Hm...

*walks over. Pulls you two out of Land Rover. Handcuffs*

You are under arrest for screaming naughty words in a public area*

That sounds like something a brit would arrest you for

*picks cuffs (by magic, just so I can haz come back), slaps you round the back of the head and pulls out well faked MDP badge, before cuffing you*

"I'm arresting you for interfering with Police operations and impersonating a British Police Officer. I'm also charging you for damage to MoD property, a count of assault on government personnel and activity liable to cause danger to the public. You may also be charged for misapplication of military assets and a count of assault on a senior officer, to be separate to the previous assault. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you say may be given in evidence."

*lols*

I'm American. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

*smacks upside the back of the head*

[Nationstatelandsville]

Yup.

Our swearing can be much better though. Brits can easily add Wanker, tosser, bloody *noun* and other lower level swear words in to make it more colourful. (e.g. Useless bloody wankers!)

I know some and have heard some that practically use 'FUCK' instead of 'the'.

Also, British politics are awesome as they swear constantly at each other, while the government is actually in session. Awesome.

The image of Boehner exploding into tears and f-bombs is the single greatest thing ever imagined.

[Kouralia]

Yup.

Our swearing can be much better though. Brits can easily add Wanker, tosser, bloody *noun* and other lower level swear words in to make it more colourful. (e.g. Useless bloody wankers!)

I know some and have heard some that practically use 'FUCK' instead of 'the'.

Also, British politics are awesome as they swear constantly at each other, while the government is actually in session. Awesome.

Many crude jokes were had when Nick Clegg reported that 'a single mother had come to see him'.

I hadn't realised we swear a lot in parliament. I must watch BBC Parliament more often...

*picks cuffs (by magic, just so I can haz come back), slaps you round the back of the head and pulls out well faked MDP badge, before cuffing you*

"I'm arresting you for interfering with Police operations and impersonating a British Police Officer. I'm also charging you for damage to MoD property, a count of assault on government personnel and activity liable to cause danger to the public. You may also be charged for misapplication of military assets and a count of assault on a senior officer, to be separate to the previous assault. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you say may be given in evidence."

*lols*

I'm American. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

*smacks upside the back of the head*

"Oh, I am so sorry, Mr American. Allow me, as a representative of the British Government, to shine your boots and to offer you anything you should so desire."

Lol @ numerous British Politicians. Nvm.

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[AETEN II]

I know some and have heard some that practically use 'FUCK' instead of 'the'.

Also, British politics are awesome as they swear constantly at each other, while the government is actually in session. Awesome.

The image of Boehner exploding into tears and f-bombs is the single greatest thing ever imagined.

I love the man as I can now make fun for Republicans having a pansy leader in the house who's name can be mis-pronounced (or properly as I view it) as Boner.

And he'd be crying after being insulted.

[Jormengand]

Kour, when we need the dramatic entrance, could you come in (post first), and then I can jump out of the car with any others we need?

[Kouralia]

Kour, when we need the dramatic entrance, could you come in (post first), and then I can jump out of the car with any others we need?

Okay. I will leap out, put on a fake Police hat and whip out a fake Police Badge and arrest SAT.

<.<
>.>

Oh well, nvm...

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The adviser on the economic screw up (Sir Alan Sugar) being asked about how to get out of the recession.
Oh, and the Olympic Hand Over ceremony. Boris is a legend. Especially when on a bike...

[Ende]

Do you guys have a scheme to only post in the IC and OOC when I'm not around?

Anyway, post coming up tonight. Of course, it'll be one of the normal ones. Long, detailed, etc etc.

[Ende]

I'll have something up by tonight.

All my writing seems to have dried up somehow. This is weird.

[Monfrox]

I'll have something up by tonight.

All my writing seems to have dried up somehow. This is weird.

Try harder!

[Kowloon-California]

Lets just have a Weevil burst through the wall and begin trying to maul various members of the team. That is usually enough to get other people's creative juices running.

[Monfrox]

Lets just have a Weevil burst through the wall and begin trying to maul various members of the team. That is usually enough to get other people's creative juices running.

Waitin' on you.

[Spetznaz Assault Teams]

Do you guys have a scheme to only post in the IC and OOC when I'm not around?

Anyway, post coming up tonight. Of course, it'll be one of the normal ones. Long, detailed, etc etc.

We already told you. I wrote a program that refreshes the page every 1/10 of a second, and I have all of the other people on conference call. As soon as you go off, I tell them to post. As soon as you get on, I tell them to stop.

[Ende]

My writing is really awful right now.

But I'll have a post up by tonight. If I don't, feel free to desperately hang onto a lever while Daleks and Cybermen are pulled into a rift and then let go and get pulled into a rift but be saved at the last moment by somebody from an alternate universe and have an incredibly emotional scene in the alternate universe that I didn't really feel because I wasn't very attached to you as a character because you were sort of one-dimensional.

Um.

Yeah, I'll have one up.

[Jormengand]

My writing is really awful right now.

But I'll have a post up by tonight. If I don't, feel free to desperately hang onto a lever while Daleks and Cybermen are pulled into a rift and then let go and get pulled into a rift but be saved at the last moment by somebody from an alternate universe and have an incredibly emotional scene in the alternate universe that I didn't enjoy because I wasn't very attached to you.

Um.

Yeah, I'll have one up.

You'd better, I need to be able to start gatling soon!

[Ende]

Update!

Sort of. Kind of.

Oh, and somebody will die in the next one!

[Nationstatelandsville]

My writing is really awful right now.

But I'll have a post up by tonight. If I don't, feel free to desperately hang onto a lever while Daleks and Cybermen are pulled into a rift and then let go and get pulled into a rift but be saved at the last moment by somebody from an alternate universe and have an incredibly emotional scene in the alternate universe that I didn't really feel because I wasn't very attached to you as a character because you were sort of one-dimensional.

Um.

Yeah, I'll have one up.

You're supposed to be sad for Ten, goddamn it. Look at his face.

Look at his sad, puppy eyes.

[Ende]

My writing is really awful right now.

But I'll have a post up by tonight. If I don't, feel free to desperately hang onto a lever while Daleks and Cybermen are pulled into a rift and then let go and get pulled into a rift but be saved at the last moment by somebody from an alternate universe and have an incredibly emotional scene in the alternate universe that I didn't really feel because I wasn't very attached to you as a character because you were sort of one-dimensional.

Um.

Yeah, I'll have one up.

You're supposed to be sad for Ten, goddamn it. Look at his face.

Look at his sad, puppy eyes.

I was sad for Ten, but not Rose.

On a side note, I'm watching the seasons with Ten now and I don't want to see him die. He's so likable.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You're supposed to be sad for Ten, goddamn it. Look at his face.

Look at his sad, puppy eyes.

I was sad for Ten, but not Rose.

On a side note, I'm watching the seasons with Ten now and I don't want to see him die. He's so likable.

Ten and Eleven must have a crossover. Having the Ninth around would be good, too, but Eccleston has promised to never ever return nope never not gonna' happen how much did you say it paid again.

Largely because they would fight a lot.

[Ende]

Everybody is running upstairs to the Exchange Building?

Big mistake.

[Spetznaz Assault Teams]

Everybody is running upstairs to the Exchange Building?

Big mistake.

*is shooting tranq darts at Weevil*

say what?

[Ende]

Everybody is running upstairs to the Exchange Building?

Big mistake.

*is shooting tranq darts at Weevil*

say what?

Too quick of a reply. Let Logan and Zhu De have a chance to reply. I'm giving you something you can respond to soon. Also, Greene just shoved The L-C into the basement.

Alone.

The L-C will soon have another reason to hate Greene. Assuming he survives.