Nationstatelandsville wrote:Hurting Mark is fun.
Indeed.
How is he going to survive THIS one!? D:
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by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:37 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:53 pm

by Ameriganastan » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:55 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:59 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Okay, seriously? Mark should be dead from that.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:00 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Okay, seriously? Mark should be dead from that.

by Ameriganastan » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:06 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Ameriganastan wrote:Okay, seriously? Mark should be dead from that.
Let's see:
Hit any major arteries? Nope.
Hit the central nervous system? Nope.
Completely severed the respiratory tract? Nope.
It's survivable. He needs serious medical attention, but he can survive. He can't see or breath through is nose (mouth breathing still works, though), but he'll survive.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:08 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Let's see:
Hit any major arteries? Nope.
Hit the central nervous system? Nope.
Completely severed the respiratory tract? Nope.
It's survivable. He needs serious medical attention, but he can survive. He can't see or breath through is nose (mouth breathing still works, though), but he'll survive.
Dude, he got his face bisected, and his freaking eyes fell out. That's instant dead right there. If not from blood loss, from shock.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:19 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Let's see:
Hit any major arteries? Nope.
Hit the central nervous system? Nope.
Completely severed the respiratory tract? Nope.
It's survivable. He needs serious medical attention, but he can survive. He can't see or breath through is nose (mouth breathing still works, though), but he'll survive.
Dude, he got his face bisected, and his freaking eyes fell out. That's instant dead right there. If not from blood loss, from shock.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:38 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:39 pm

by Ameriganastan » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:41 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Ameriganastan wrote:Dude, he got his face bisected, and his freaking eyes fell out. That's instant dead right there. If not from blood loss, from shock.
Shock isn't an instant killer. You can survive shock and blood loss if proper medical care is given, and how quickly one can die depends on a number of factors, including where the shock-inducing injury occurred and the health of the injured party. True, Mark already isn't in good condition, but he's also pumped full of adrenaline which will keep him conscious for longer.
That said, he's pretty much screwed once the adrenaline wears off.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:45 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Shock isn't an instant killer. You can survive shock and blood loss if proper medical care is given, and how quickly one can die depends on a number of factors, including where the shock-inducing injury occurred and the health of the injured party. True, Mark already isn't in good condition, but he's also pumped full of adrenaline which will keep him conscious for longer.
That said, he's pretty much screwed once the adrenaline wears off.
Adrenaline isn't gonna save someone, when they get their freaking head sliced open.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:45 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Shock isn't an instant killer. You can survive shock and blood loss if proper medical care is given, and how quickly one can die depends on a number of factors, including where the shock-inducing injury occurred and the health of the injured party. True, Mark already isn't in good condition, but he's also pumped full of adrenaline which will keep him conscious for longer.
That said, he's pretty much screwed once the adrenaline wears off.
Adrenaline isn't gonna save someone, when they get their freaking head sliced open.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Ameriganastan » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:46 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:47 pm

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:49 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Shock isn't an instant killer. You can survive shock and blood loss if proper medical care is given, and how quickly one can die depends on a number of factors, including where the shock-inducing injury occurred and the health of the injured party. True, Mark already isn't in good condition, but he's also pumped full of adrenaline which will keep him conscious for longer.
That said, he's pretty much screwed once the adrenaline wears off.
Adrenaline isn't gonna save someone, when they get their freaking head sliced open.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Ameriganastan » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:51 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:53 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:54 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:57 pm

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:15 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I'll post once Hard edits.
I'm kind of proud of the fact that I've created a death trap so perfect, I actually have to tell you people not to die in it.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:18 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:I'll post once Hard edits.
I'm kind of proud of the fact that I've created a death trap so perfect, I actually have to tell you people not to die in it.
I'll do something tonight. Have to yell at a dumbass bitching about the Kinect and figure out if I want Mark to steal the katana or just do a shitty naked man roll away from the rapping samurai. Leaning towards the latter.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:20 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:I'll do something tonight. Have to yell at a dumbass bitching about the Kinect and figure out if I want Mark to steal the katana or just do a shitty naked man roll away from the rapping samurai. Leaning towards the latter.
Naked Captain Kirk with a katana is too hilarious not to happen.
Do both.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:21 pm

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:24 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
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