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by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:23 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:24 pm


by New East Ireland » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:25 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I have bad timing. Everyone's offline.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:25 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:26 pm

by New East Ireland » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:27 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:27 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:27 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:28 pm

by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:32 pm

by Rupudska » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:40 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:41 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by New East Ireland » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:43 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Damien's thought bubbles are leaking.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:44 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:47 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Rupudska » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:47 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:48 pm
Rupudska wrote:This is Damien not on drugs, right?
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:49 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:50 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Neo Arcad » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:59 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You too, Neo.
Honestly, you might want to react to how he just caused Mika to utterly disappear.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:00 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Vortiaganica » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:01 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:07 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:09 pm
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