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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:17 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Rupudska wrote:It would also involve Mark keeping his hand.

EARL DID IT FIRST.


Yes, but Earl is a Jew, and if Catrin is mean to him she'll get sued.

Or raped by the Mossad.
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seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:26 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:EARL DID IT FIRST.


Yes, but Earl is a Jew, and if Catrin is mean to him she'll get sued.

Or raped by the Mossad.

... Except Mark is worse.

For one, he wants to have sex with Catrin.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:33 pm

I feel like I should make a brief post, since Nat isn't currently here, to destroy the moment between Mark and Catrin, which isn't scaring me (last time I was truly scared, I found out I was a daddy, and before that, bomb blasts were going off forty feet from me.), but it is coming very close to doing so.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
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# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:33 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I feel like I should make a brief post, since Nat isn't currently here, to destroy the moment between Mark and Catrin, which isn't scaring me (last time I was truly scared, I found out I was a daddy, and before that, bomb blasts were going off forty feet from me.), but it is coming very close to doing so.

Nah, let the horribly dysfunctional romance happen. It's funny.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:34 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Rupudska wrote:
Yes, but Earl is a Jew, and if Catrin is mean to him she'll get sued.

Or raped by the Mossad.

... Except Mark is worse.

For one, he wants to have sex with Catrin.


True, but judging by your post, he's still scared of an angry Catrin.

Good. He should be.
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:36 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I feel like I should make a brief post, since Nat isn't currently here, to destroy the moment between Mark and Catrin, which isn't scaring me (last time I was truly scared, I found out I was a daddy, and before that, bomb blasts were going off forty feet from me.), but it is coming very close to doing so.

Nah, let the horribly dysfunctional romance happen. It's funny.

Mark's evil and Catrin's...Catrinness?

It is beginning to touch my very soul. Not in a good way.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Astrolinium » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:36 pm

This rp ain't raisin' no babies.
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:36 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Nah, let the horribly dysfunctional romance happen. It's funny.

Mark's evil and Catrin's...Catrinness?

It is beginning to touch my very soul. Not in a good way.

Yes.

Rupudska wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... Except Mark is worse.

For one, he wants to have sex with Catrin.


True, but judging by your post, he's still scared of an angry Catrin.

Good. He should be.

He also point-blank stated her boobs feel nice.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:38 pm

May I beg you to reconsider this romance?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:46 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:May I beg you to reconsider this romance?


I don't consider it a romance at all.

This ship is full of holes, the cans of Spam are stale, the engine overheats and the toilets smell funny.
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState
Best thread ever.|Ace Combat!
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:48 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:May I beg you to reconsider this romance?


I don't consider it a romance at all.

This ship is full of holes, the cans of Spam are stale, the engine overheats and the toilets smell funny.

Yet it scares me far more than the Indian Mujahideen.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:49 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Rupudska wrote:
I don't consider it a romance at all.

This ship is full of holes, the cans of Spam are stale, the engine overheats and the toilets smell funny.

Yet it scares me far more than the Indian Mujahideen.


That's probably the food stores. They're on fire.

Hence the Spam.
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState
Best thread ever.|Ace Combat!
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:58 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Yet it scares me far more than the Indian Mujahideen.


That's probably the food stores. They're on fire.

Hence the Spam.

Probably.

Surprised Catrin isn't going to comment on Mark complimenting her tits.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:03 pm

I like Earl more now.
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P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:04 pm

Wonder how Cat will react now...
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:38 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nat, this is a good time to bring in the Japanese guy.


Already?

Fine. Here goes all of my repressed rage.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:42 am

Also, the fact that you think shooting the Altar will work is adorable. Do you really think that the Attendant didn't think of that?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:59 am

Chi-ming was Nightkill's idea. Don't blame me.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Rupudska » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:26 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Chi-ming was Nightkill's idea. Don't blame me.


I can tell, actually.
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:43 am

Mark: Oh, fuck this shit. <TAZE>
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:08 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Chi-ming was Nightkill's idea. Don't blame me.


I can tell, actually.

I wonder how.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:49 pm

You people are so lucky that I'm Nightkill, because Neil Patrick Harris is on Conan O'Brien right now, and I do not feel a great compulsion to turn Chi-ming into the Music Meister.

Only a slight compulsion.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:09 pm

Does the van have a GPS or a map?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:10 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Does the van have a GPS or a map?


Yep.

The hideout is exactly where you would never expect it to be, because it is so fucking obvious.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:12 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Does the van have a GPS or a map?


Yep.

The hideout is exactly where you would never expect it to be, because it is so fucking obvious.


We arrived there from San Francisco, didn't we? >.>.
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