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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:43 pm

Norvenia wrote:Something should happen on the plane.

Don't worry about that.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:46 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:A werevelocirampire.


A werevelociwerevampire. Ghost.

A vampasaurusriflemanwereghostwolfpack spirit that haunts the Place Vendôme.
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Olthar
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59474
Founded: Jun 23, 2010
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Postby Olthar » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:47 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:... wereraccoon, ...

On the night of a full moon, the wereraccoon transforms into a hideous monster and stalks the shadows, digging through peoples' garbage cans...
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Neo Arcad
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Posts: 11242
Founded: Jan 29, 2011
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Postby Neo Arcad » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:49 pm

Norvenia wrote:Something should happen on the plane.


NO, REALLY?
...
Not to be rude, but I'd have thought that was obvious.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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Norvenia
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Founded: May 07, 2011
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Postby Norvenia » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:50 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Norvenia wrote:Something should happen on the plane.


NO, REALLY?
...
Not to be rude, but I'd have thought that was obvious.


Still, it never hurts to make it clear.
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Neo Arcad
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Founded: Jan 29, 2011
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Postby Neo Arcad » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:50 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
A werevelociwerevampire. Ghost.

A vampasaurusriflemanwereghostwolfpack spirit that haunts the Place Vendôme.


A werewerewerewerewerewerewerewerewerevampirewerewerething. Of science.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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Al-Harakut al-Islami
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Posts: 2489
Founded: Dec 18, 2010
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:52 pm

Y'all, where are we? And what are we doing?

A hotel with Carry~? Or...?
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?

"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."

"Wha... what?!"

"I know, I know. I..."

"Can you stop being an owl?"

"Mom, it's not a choice."

"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"

"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"

"Do you have an owlfriend?"

"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
NS's resident Islamist.

I'm a proud American, sweetheart. And a weeaboo and a brony.
I~ Use~ Tildes~ When~ I~ Write~

Check out my dA: http://sharpieinkedcupcakes.deviantart.com/

MEMBER OF THE COALITION OF PONYIST STATES~
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:53 pm

Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:Y'all, where are we? And what are we doing?

A hotel with Carry~? Or...?

In an airport.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:54 pm

Oh, the subtleties of Cartwright's insanity. Clown shoes are so very subtle, you know.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Al-Harakut al-Islami
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Founded: Dec 18, 2010
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:54 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:Y'all, where are we? And what are we doing?

A hotel with Carry~? Or...?

In an airport.


With Carry? Will post, then~
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?

"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."

"Wha... what?!"

"I know, I know. I..."

"Can you stop being an owl?"

"Mom, it's not a choice."

"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"

"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"

"Do you have an owlfriend?"

"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
NS's resident Islamist.

I'm a proud American, sweetheart. And a weeaboo and a brony.
I~ Use~ Tildes~ When~ I~ Write~

Check out my dA: http://sharpieinkedcupcakes.deviantart.com/

MEMBER OF THE COALITION OF PONYIST STATES~
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:55 pm

Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:In an airport.


With Carry? Will post, then~

He gave a lot of info Annette might be interested in.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Al-Harakut al-Islami
Minister
 
Posts: 2489
Founded: Dec 18, 2010
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:56 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:
With Carry? Will post, then~

He gave a lot of info Annette might be interested in.


Care to fill me in?
Sorry, I sort of skimmed everything.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?

"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."

"Wha... what?!"

"I know, I know. I..."

"Can you stop being an owl?"

"Mom, it's not a choice."

"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"

"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"

"Do you have an owlfriend?"

"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
NS's resident Islamist.

I'm a proud American, sweetheart. And a weeaboo and a brony.
I~ Use~ Tildes~ When~ I~ Write~

Check out my dA: http://sharpieinkedcupcakes.deviantart.com/

MEMBER OF THE COALITION OF PONYIST STATES~
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:57 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Carry sat down in front of them. "Well, I was willing to send you in completely blind with no awareness of anything. When I tried helping the earlier story characters in the random stupid quest G put them up to, they died. When I didn't help them, they died. I was frankly feeling no point in doing anything. But I decided to give you some help and information.

"San Francisco is populated by supernatural creatures. The vampire population is made up of Amara Havana, Kallisti, Noctuku, and a few others, but those are the main ones, competing for control. The were- population is made up of werewolves, wereraccons, and werehawks. Again, they don't like each other. A few Mages run around San Francisco, helping and hurting. I don't even know for sure what's in Chinatown. It tends to be Chinese creatures, and I'm not well-informed there. They react violently to other creatures trying to enter their part of the city. As for Alcatraz...it's the stuff of nightmares there."

"I have a sort of device here." he said, handing over what looked like a compass. "The compass points toward the direction the Coiled Viper is. When you come within ten feet of it, it'll glow." he said, handing it over.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Al-Harakut al-Islami
Minister
 
Posts: 2489
Founded: Dec 18, 2010
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:59 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Carry sat down in front of them. "Well, I was willing to send you in completely blind with no awareness of anything. When I tried helping the earlier story characters in the random stupid quest G put them up to, they died. When I didn't help them, they died. I was frankly feeling no point in doing anything. But I decided to give you some help and information.

"San Francisco is populated by supernatural creatures. The vampire population is made up of Amara Havana, Kallisti, Noctuku, and a few others, but those are the main ones, competing for control. The were- population is made up of werewolves, wereraccons, and werehawks. Again, they don't like each other. A few Mages run around San Francisco, helping and hurting. I don't even know for sure what's in Chinatown. It tends to be Chinese creatures, and I'm not well-informed there. They react violently to other creatures trying to enter their part of the city. As for Alcatraz...it's the stuff of nightmares there."

"I have a sort of device here." he said, handing over what looked like a compass. "The compass points toward the direction the Coiled Viper is. When you come within ten feet of it, it'll glow." he said, handing it over.


Thanks.
Now, I'll post~~
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?

"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."

"Wha... what?!"

"I know, I know. I..."

"Can you stop being an owl?"

"Mom, it's not a choice."

"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"

"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"

"Do you have an owlfriend?"

"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
NS's resident Islamist.

I'm a proud American, sweetheart. And a weeaboo and a brony.
I~ Use~ Tildes~ When~ I~ Write~

Check out my dA: http://sharpieinkedcupcakes.deviantart.com/

MEMBER OF THE COALITION OF PONYIST STATES~
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:27 pm

Don't worry, the plane won't actually crash into an island controlled by two god-like guys with family issues.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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New East Ireland
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6215
Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:28 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Don't worry, the plane won't actually crash into an island controlled by two god-like guys with family issues.

Good. But it will crash into a city controlled by seven god-like creatures with species issues.
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Al-Harakut al-Islami
Minister
 
Posts: 2489
Founded: Dec 18, 2010
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:30 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Don't worry, the plane won't actually crash into an island controlled by two god-like guys with family issues.


Family issues~?
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?

"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."

"Wha... what?!"

"I know, I know. I..."

"Can you stop being an owl?"

"Mom, it's not a choice."

"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"

"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"

"Do you have an owlfriend?"

"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
NS's resident Islamist.

I'm a proud American, sweetheart. And a weeaboo and a brony.
I~ Use~ Tildes~ When~ I~ Write~

Check out my dA: http://sharpieinkedcupcakes.deviantart.com/

MEMBER OF THE COALITION OF PONYIST STATES~
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:31 pm

Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Don't worry, the plane won't actually crash into an island controlled by two god-like guys with family issues.


Family issues~?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/S ... =Main.Lost
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Ameriganastan
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 52090
Founded: Jul 01, 2008
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Ameriganastan » Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:34 pm

I stopped watching Lost after the polar bear popped up. I changed the channel, and never went back.
The Incompetent Critic
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Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Posts: 7839
Founded: May 31, 2011
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:46 pm

I'm back. What have a missed?
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:47 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:I'm back. What have a missed?

They're now on the plane.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:48 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:I'm back. What have a missed?

Also, TG. Get to it.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:15 pm

Enter stage right, Mr. G.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Rupudska
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20695
Founded: Sep 16, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Rupudska » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:16 pm

Wild jackass appears!
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState
Best thread ever.|Ace Combat!
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES
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New East Ireland
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6215
Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:20 pm

Rupudska wrote:Wild jackass appears!

Damien uses Think!

Mr. G uses Mind Read!
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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