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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:43 pm

I forgot to mention that I work on Saturdays. Well, no matter. Anyway, I didn't miss much.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:43 pm

Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote: :hug:

This is why you're in my harem.

Thanks. If my Harem weren't already filled with Oterro and his family, I'd put you in mine, too.

My harem is all-encompassing.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:45 pm

Should I move to the airport, cause it doesn't look like you're doing much.
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# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Zarkenis Ultima
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:46 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Should I move to the airport, cause it doesn't look like you're doing much.


There's not much to do. I don't think there'll be much interactions considering many players aren't here.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:48 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:Thanks. If my Harem weren't already filled with Oterro and his family, I'd put you in mine, too.

My harem is all-encompassing.

Well, apparently, I can only have five people in my harem, as silly as that may be.
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:52 pm

Olthar wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:My harem is all-encompassing.

Well, apparently, I can only have five people in my harem, as silly as that may be.

It's probably because I'm the God-Emperor of New Netherlands.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:53 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:Well, apparently, I can only have five people in my harem, as silly as that may be.

It's probably because I'm the God-Emperor of New Netherlands.

Maybe.
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:54 pm

Olthar wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:It's probably because I'm the God-Emperor of New Netherlands.

Maybe.

Probably.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:55 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:Maybe.

Probably.

Possibly.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:55 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Should I move to the airport, cause it doesn't look like you're doing much.


I'm busy at the moment, if that impacts your choice.
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From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:01 pm

I have been riding in airplanes for a very long time, and I cannot recall the exact procedures they do in airports.
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Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:03 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I have been riding in airplanes for a very long time, and I cannot recall the exact procedures they do in airports.


Hold you at gunpoint while you dance in a skimpy panda costume of course.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Rupudska
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Founded: Sep 16, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Rupudska » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:04 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I have been riding in airplanes for a very long time, and I cannot recall the exact procedures they do in airports.


Hold you at gunpoint while you dance in a skimpy panda costume of course.


You have to play a mandolin, too. And you're drunk.
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seem to be blowing up everyones banks
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Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:05 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Hold you at gunpoint while you dance in a skimpy panda costume of course.


You have to play a mandolin, too. And you're drunk.


Did we mention the rotary saws?

We probably should mention the saws. They're aimed at your throat.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Rupudska
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Founded: Sep 16, 2010
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Postby Rupudska » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:06 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Rupudska wrote:
You have to play a mandolin, too. And you're drunk.


Did we mention the rotary saws?

We probably should mention the saws. They're aimed at your throat.


Oh, yes the saws.

And I think they play random Black Sabbath songs at 1.5x speed.

And you're standing on hot coals.
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THE Strike Witches NationState
Best thread ever.|Ace Combat!
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Olthar
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Founded: Jun 23, 2010
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Postby Olthar » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:18 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I have been riding in airplanes for a very long time, and I cannot recall the exact procedures they do in airports.

One thing I do know is that they'll never let the weapons on. Period. The only way those are getting to San Diego is if they send them in the mail (and then wait a week for them to arrive) or simply don't take the plane.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:20 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I have been riding in airplanes for a very long time, and I cannot recall the exact procedures they do in airports.

One thing I do know is that they'll never let the weapons on. Period. The only way those are getting to San Diego is if they send them in the mail (and then wait a week for them to arrive) or simply don't take the plane.

Which is why I said 'surprisingly'. If a character asks Carry about this, he'll have an answer.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Olthar
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Founded: Jun 23, 2010
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Postby Olthar » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:21 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:One thing I do know is that they'll never let the weapons on. Period. The only way those are getting to San Diego is if they send them in the mail (and then wait a week for them to arrive) or simply don't take the plane.

Which is why I said 'surprisingly'. If a character asks Carry about this, he'll have an answer.

I haven't been reading the IC.
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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:33 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Did we mention the rotary saws?

We probably should mention the saws. They're aimed at your throat.


Oh, yes the saws.

And I think they play random Black Sabbath songs at 1.5x speed.

And you're standing on hot coals.


Don't forget the part where they duct-tape your fingers together so you can't tickle them.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:35 pm

Perfect time to ask questions of Carry.

Would you guys rather meet a werewolf, wereraccoon, or werehawk?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:36 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Perfect time to ask questions of Carry.

Would you guys rather meet a werewolf, wereraccoon, or werehawk?

A werevampire.
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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:39 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Perfect time to ask questions of Carry.

Would you guys rather meet a werewolf, wereraccoon, or werehawk?

A werevampire.


A werewerevampire.
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Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:40 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:A werevampire.


A werewerevampire.

A werevelocirampire.
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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:42 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
A werewerevampire.

A werevelocirampire.


A werevelociwerevampire. Ghost.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Norvenia
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Founded: May 07, 2011
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Postby Norvenia » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:43 pm

Something should happen on the plane.

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