A World Beyond (Closed/Sign-up/Interest)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

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[Nationstatelandsville]

Um... uh... no?

You're no fun.

I was going to do a Lewis expy, but uh... Lewis kind of sucks as a person.

I'm still thinking about it.

[Nationstatelandsville]

NS Name: Sarcasmo, the Snark Wizard
Character Name: Vernon Cartwright
Age: 65
Personality: Humble, polite, passive, somewhat forgetful, very sensitive to having his feelings hurt, and grandfatherly. Frequently makes bad puns and dresses oddly. Basically, he stopped giving a damn a few years ago.
Weakness/Flaws: If the puns weren't enough for you, he is 65. He's not very frail, but he isn't in the best shape. He prefers to work things out with his mind, never fighting. Pacifists are like that, doncha know.
Powers:
History: A police detective, Vernon is quite simply, fuckballs insane. He's taken to wearing Hawaiian shirts, khaki shorts, a straw hat, and clown shoes to work. Which is not to say he isn't good at his job, he is, but he's really, really weird. His wife, Brenda, was one of the ones whom disappeared. Not one to get angry, Vernon decided to search everywhere for her. His life before this was relatively uneventful, growing up in Ohio, marrying his wife, nothing more then that. He had moved to Jasper to live out his retirement, but decided that he wasn't retired. Though he projects the image of a senile, fragile old man, only part of that is true. He can still smack a bitch, he just chooses not to.
Appearance:

Weapons: He carries some pepper-spray in his pur... um, man-bag. His clown shoes also do some damage when shoved up the ass.

[New East Ireland]

App:
NS Name: Nationstatelandsville
Character Name: Damien Seward
Age: 26
Personality: The drunk principal of Jasper High School. He's not well liked, and certainly not well treated. His hobbies include going to the brothel after school, and playing football with his cat, Mr. Fluffykins.
Weakness/Flaws: He's drunk half of the time, so he's got slow reflexes.
Powers:
History: Born in Whitby, England, Damien always had a knack for drinking, as shown when he was found drinking a bottle of vodka at 12. Anyways, despite all odds, he got a teaching degree and moved to America because of... Whatever. He made his way to California when he was stalking Pamela Anderson, and found Jasper when he took the wrong turn on the highway. Seeing as how he was there, he applied and got the job as the local high school principal.
Appearance: Link.
Weapons: 1 Fort 12.

P.S. I'm not actually Nationstatelandsville; I'm New Manvir

P.P.S Nah nah nah nah nah; BATMAN!!!!

Sure, approved.

Not my fault I couldn't think of another character. Besides, Damien never really got the type of badassery he needed in Elfen High.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Sure, approved.

Not my fault I couldn't think of another character. Besides, Damien never really got the type of badassery he needed in Elfen High.

It's mmkay Batmanvir, it's mmkay.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

NS Name: Sarcasmo, the Snark Wizard
Character Name: Vernon Cartwright
Age: 65
Personality: Humble, polite, passive, somewhat forgetful, and grandfatherly. Frequently makes bad puns and dresses oddly. Basically, he stopped giving a damn a few years ago.
Weakness/Flaws: If the puns weren't enough for you, he is 65. He's not very frail, but he isn't in the best shape. He prefers to work things out with his mind, never fighting. Pacifists are like that, doncha know.
Powers:
History: A police detective, Vernon is quite simply, fuckballs insane. He's taken to wearing Hawaiian shirts, khaki shorts, a straw hat, and clown shoes to work. Which is not to say he isn't good at his job, he is, but he's really, really weird. His wife, Brenda, was one of the ones whom disappeared. Not one to get angry, Vernon decided to search everywhere for her. His life before this was relatively uneventful, growing up in Ohio, marrying his wife, nothing more then that. He had moved to Jasper to live out his retirement, but decided that he wasn't retired. Though he projects the image of a senile, fragile old man, only part of that is true. He can still smack a bitch, he just chooses not to.
Appearance:

(Image)

Weapons: He carries some pepper-spray in his pur... um, man-bag. His clown shoes also do some damage when shoved up the ass.

Sure, approved.

[Nationstatelandsville]

NS Name: Sarcasmo, the Snark Wizard
Character Name: Vernon Cartwright
Age: 65
Personality: Humble, polite, passive, somewhat forgetful, and grandfatherly. Frequently makes bad puns and dresses oddly. Basically, he stopped giving a damn a few years ago.
Weakness/Flaws: If the puns weren't enough for you, he is 65. He's not very frail, but he isn't in the best shape. He prefers to work things out with his mind, never fighting. Pacifists are like that, doncha know.
Powers:
History: A police detective, Vernon is quite simply, fuckballs insane. He's taken to wearing Hawaiian shirts, khaki shorts, a straw hat, and clown shoes to work. Which is not to say he isn't good at his job, he is, but he's really, really weird. His wife, Brenda, was one of the ones whom disappeared. Not one to get angry, Vernon decided to search everywhere for her. His life before this was relatively uneventful, growing up in Ohio, marrying his wife, nothing more then that. He had moved to Jasper to live out his retirement, but decided that he wasn't retired. Though he projects the image of a senile, fragile old man, only part of that is true. He can still smack a bitch, he just chooses not to.
Appearance:

(Image)

Weapons: He carries some pepper-spray in his pur... um, man-bag. His clown shoes also do some damage when shoved up the ass.

Sure, approved.

Nightkill, you've become a broken record.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Sure, approved.

Nightkill, you've become a broken record.

Sure, approved.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Nightkill, you've become a broken record.

Sure, approved.

That post needs more dick jokes.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Why do I feel some of the rules in the OP were taken from me?

Anyways, I'm making an app...

[Nationstatelandsville]

Why do I feel some of the rules in the OP were taken from me?

Anyways, I'm making an app...

Because Nightkill loves you.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Why do I feel some of the rules in the OP were taken from me?

Anyways, I'm making an app...

Because Nightkill loves you.

Big Brother Nightkill loves everyone!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

No children in this rp, I see.

Those children are probably very happy they don't exist.

[Metanih]

No children in this rp, I see.

Those children are probably very happy they don't exist.

I almost always play a teenager. Just decided for something different this time.

[Nationstatelandsville]

No children in this rp, I see.

Those children are probably very happy they don't exist.

Vernon's a man-child, if that makes it better.

[New East Ireland]

First post. Whoohoo!

Also, it's good that there are no minors in the RP... Or high school girls... Or high school boys...

[Nightkill the Emperor]

First post. Whoohoo!

Also, it's good that there are no minors in the RP... Or high school girls... Or high school boys...

As I said, those children are probably very happy they don't exist.

[Servoth]

did you not see mine application?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Sounds "cool" I'll join.

App:
NS Name: Servoth
Character Name: Zenith Stolonzer
Age: 36
Personality: often believes he is superior, as the manager of the local mine he often is. He is secretive, yet creative. He is intelligent and uses this to trick people on occasions. Zenith prefers to follow the ways and culture of the 1930's and 40's. He reads quite a bit and has a fondness for certain animals.
Weakness/Flaws: (At least one needed. More than this is optional, but if roleplayed well, I will give you extra experience during the course of the rp) He is not one to get into physical fights. He is weak in other words, but is a good runner. His thoughts of superiority often cloud his judgement.
Powers: (Leave blank for now.)
History: Born to German immigrants coming here to America, he was a loner throughout his schooling years. As Zenith became older over time his sence of superiority grew with him. In college he gained a master's degree in engineering, but later became the manager of the mines for unknown reasons.
Appearance: medium height, dark brown hair, pale skin, greenish brown eyes. He has a Salvador Dali style maustache.

Approved, I guess.

[New East Ireland]

First post. Whoohoo!

Also, it's good that there are no minors in the RP... Or high school girls... Or high school boys...

As I said, those children are probably very happy they don't exist.

They're probably having a cake with the King of the Non-existant Realm.

[Nationstatelandsville]

First post. Whoohoo!

Also, it's good that there are no minors in the RP... Or high school girls... Or high school boys...

Damien Seward: Perving on Teenagers Since July 2011

[New East Ireland]

First post. Whoohoo!

Also, it's good that there are no minors in the RP... Or high school girls... Or high school boys...

Damien Seward: Perving on Teenagers Since July 2011

I should've added, "Double odd... Normally the parking lot is filled with sixteen-year old boys running around in baggy shorts and punching each other... Man, it was a good idea to put a window in my office."

[Nationstatelandsville]

Officer Timothy Horn

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'll wait for a few more posts before I post.

Try getting the characters to the town square.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'll wait for a few more posts before I post.

Try getting the characters to the town square.

I would, but crashing into a high school is so much more fun.