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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:42 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
You won't like Nightkill when he's angry. He gets all green and muscly and shit.

Nightkill isn't a Pakistani. :palm:


:rofl:
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:42 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
Oops, typo. He's from OS.

Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.

Speaking of anger, Night, TGs.

Neo Arcad wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:<smacks you and everyone else not using specific weapons>

You sound stupid when you just say "AP SMG" or "AP pistol", like some kid who grew up playing Halo.

I'll keep Mark's a secret for now.


Fine. A 5-7 and a P90. Are you happy? Maybe I should specify the type of machete? Or what brand of jeans he wears? You're like a Life Nazi.

No, I just like to know what kind of gun you have, since there are SEVERAL different models of SMG and pistol, and all of them are different.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:43 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.

Speaking of anger, Night, TGs.

Neo Arcad wrote:
Fine. A 5-7 and a P90. Are you happy? Maybe I should specify the type of machete? Or what brand of jeans he wears? You're like a Life Nazi.

No, I just like to know what kind of gun you have, since there are SEVERAL different models of SMG and pistol, and all of them are different.


Then read mah damn IC post!
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:43 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
You won't like Nightkill when he's angry. He gets all green and muscly and shit.

Nightkill isn't a Pakistani. :palm:

:rofl:
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:44 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.

Speaking of anger, Night, TGs.

In a bit.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:45 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Nightkill isn't a Pakistani. :palm:

:rofl:

Neo Arcad wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Nightkill isn't a Pakistani. :palm:


:rofl:

*steals an internet*
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:48 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote: :rofl:

Neo Arcad wrote:
:rofl:

*steals an internet*


*gives you two more*
Actually, I just dont' like Pakistan. Backstabbing scum.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:48 pm

Oleg is my hero.
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:01 pm

Steve Jobs is dead.

I am sad.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:03 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Steve Jobs is dead.

I am sad.

As am I. My computer is an Apple too.
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:09 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Steve Jobs is dead.

I am sad.


Whatever. I'm only sad because he's dead as a human being. It doesn't affect me; I've only got an Ipod Applewise.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:10 pm

New East Ireland wrote:Oleg is my hero.

D'aww. ^____________^

Why, if I may ask?
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:13 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Oleg is my hero.

D'aww. ^____________^

Why, if I may ask?

He's the communist CEO of an alcohol and chocolate company.
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:19 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:D'aww. ^____________^

Why, if I may ask?

He's the communist CEO of an alcohol and chocolate company.

It makes far more than that. It literally makes thousands of different things.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE

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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:22 pm

Signing off for a while.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE

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Vortiaganica
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Postby Vortiaganica » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:22 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Steve Jobs is dead.

I am sad.


Whatever. I'm only sad because he's dead as a human being. It doesn't affect me; I've only got an Ipod Applewise.


I boycotted Apple a long time ago.
The Grim Reaper in Disguise

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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:28 pm

Night, still waiting for your TG.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:29 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Night, still waiting for your TG.

I'm trying to comfort my IPod.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:34 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Night, still waiting for your TG.

I'm trying to comfort my IPod.

"Hey, son..."

"Hi daddy."

"Um, listen... Well, you know grandpa Stevie, right?"

"Yeah?"

"Well... Um... He's... Passed away."

"W- What?"

"Yes, but it's okay son. He's up in iHeaven right now with great grandpa Turing."
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Vortiaganica
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Postby Vortiaganica » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:41 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'm trying to comfort my IPod.

"Hey, son..."

"Hi daddy."

"Um, listen... Well, you know grandpa Stevie, right?"

"Yeah?"

"Well... Um... He's... Passed away."

"W- What?"

"Yes, but it's okay son. He's up in iHeaven right now with great grandpa Turing."


"Daddy...could you please...please sync me? I...I need some time to...to be..alone...please.."
The Grim Reaper in Disguise

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:42 pm

Vortiaganica wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:"Hey, son..."

"Hi daddy."

"Um, listen... Well, you know grandpa Stevie, right?"

"Yeah?"

"Well... Um... He's... Passed away."

"W- What?"

"Yes, but it's okay son. He's up in iHeaven right now with great grandpa Turing."


"Daddy...could you please...please sync me? I...I need some time to...to be..alone...please.."

"Fuck no, I need to listen to my Eminem songs."
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:48 pm

OK Hard, get the weapons truck to arrive now.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:49 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:OK Hard, get the weapons truck to arrive now.


^ThisXOVER9000.
Though as the OP, you should be able to do it as well.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Al-Harakut al-Islami
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:55 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:
Okay, I wasn't sure if y'all were inside a building or something...
...eh, whatever~

So, how's it, y'all~?

Busy, overworked, tired and sleepy.


You and I both, bruder.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?

"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."

"Wha... what?!"

"I know, I know. I..."

"Can you stop being an owl?"

"Mom, it's not a choice."

"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"

"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"

"Do you have an owlfriend?"

"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
NS's resident Islamist.

I'm a proud American, sweetheart. And a weeaboo and a brony.
I~ Use~ Tildes~ When~ I~ Write~

Check out my dA: http://sharpieinkedcupcakes.deviantart.com/

MEMBER OF THE COALITION OF PONYIST STATES~

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:56 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:OK Hard, get the weapons truck to arrive now.


^ThisXOVER9000.
Though as the OP, you should be able to do it as well.

True enough. I'll do it soon.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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