American Paranormal Society (OOC) Closed

[Agritum]

Loki Vs Khan.

Sounds like an interesting fight.

...I should read the IC, shouldn't I?

If you want to see Gwen acting as a PR Gal, sure.

[Nationstatelandsville]

We have a logo now, courtesy of the Italian.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

African Internet broke as I was writing the post and so I just didn't give a damn on the second try.

[Nationstatelandsville]

African Internet broke as I was writing the post and so I just didn't give a damn on the second try.

"Khan, where's the report I wanted?"

"I don't have it, sir."

"Why not?"

"Africa."

"I live in Africa, too. We are literally in Africa as we discuss this."

"..."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

African Internet broke as I was writing the post and so I just didn't give a damn on the second try.

"Khan, where's the report I wanted?"

"I don't have it, sir."

"Why not?"

"Africa."

"I live in Africa, too. We are literally in Africa as we discuss this."

"..."

Actually, he's in the Netherlands right now, supposedly on a "business trip".

*cut to my boss getting blowjobs and smoking crack*

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Khan, where's the report I wanted?"

"I don't have it, sir."

"Why not?"

"Africa."

"I live in Africa, too. We are literally in Africa as we discuss this."

"..."

Actually, he's in the Netherlands right now, supposedly on a "business trip".

*cut to my boss getting blowjobs and smoking crack*

Doesn't he get enough corruption in Africa? Does he really need to go the Netherlands to do that?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Actually, he's in the Netherlands right now, supposedly on a "business trip".

*cut to my boss getting blowjobs and smoking crack*

Doesn't he get enough corruption in Africa? Does he really need to go the Netherlands to do that?

Netherlands has less AIDS.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Doesn't he get enough corruption in Africa? Does he really need to go the Netherlands to do that?

Netherlands has less AIDS.

And now I feel bad about making Venus African.

[Agritum]

Netherlands has less AIDS.

And now I feel bad about making Venus African.

Venus should be a mulatto/coloured.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Been contemplating a spin-off focusing on Arthurian mythology, but with a more fleshed-out backstory and (likely to be ignored) ties to the APS continuity, mainly based around on how Merlin's time-traveling hi-jinks mean that Arthur doesn't have to be from the Medieval times at all.

That might end up getting delayed due to the crossover RP we were discussing in the EH OOC.

Any interest in the first one?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Fuck you Pluto, and your little dog too.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Fuck you Pluto, and your little dog too.

Did you really expect anything else?

[Agritum]

Depiction of what Clarent's attack looks like. Yep, it's Kirby.

[Agritum]

Been contemplating a spin-off focusing on Arthurian mythology, but with a more fleshed-out backstory and (likely to be ignored) ties to the APS continuity, mainly based around on how Merlin's time-traveling hi-jinks mean that Arthur doesn't have to be from the Medieval times at all.

That might end up getting delayed due to the crossover RP we were discussing in the EH OOC.

Any interest in the first one?

Only if Gwynned can make a comeback.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Been contemplating a spin-off focusing on Arthurian mythology, but with a more fleshed-out backstory and (likely to be ignored) ties to the APS continuity, mainly based around on how Merlin's time-traveling hi-jinks mean that Arthur doesn't have to be from the Medieval times at all.

That might end up getting delayed due to the crossover RP we were discussing in the EH OOC.

Any interest in the first one?

Only if Gwynned can make a comeback.

I'd likely invade Italy if she didn't.

[Agritum]

Only if Gwynned can make a comeback.

I'd likely invade Italy if she didn't.

I have to look up English to Scots translators.
Speaking like a True Scotsman would only make her better.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'd likely invade Italy if she didn't.

I have to look up English to Scots translators.
Speaking like a True Scotsman would only make her better.

Scotland has language? Is that what they were doing?

[Agritum]

I have to look up English to Scots translators.
Speaking like a True Scotsman would only make her better.

Scotland has language? Is that what they were doing?

Scottish English is simply their own brand of English.
Then there's Scots, a much more hard to learn dialect from the Lowlands, but that still resembles English.
THEN THERE'S SCOTTISH GAELIC.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Scotland has language? Is that what they were doing?

Scottish English is simply their own brand of English.
Then there's Scots, a much more hard to learn dialect from the Lowlands, but that still resembles English.
THEN THERE'S SCOTTISH GAELIC.

Scotland is a parallel universe where everyone has two tongues and no ears.

[Agritum]

Scottish English is simply their own brand of English.
Then there's Scots, a much more hard to learn dialect from the Lowlands, but that still resembles English.
THEN THERE'S SCOTTISH GAELIC.

Scotland is a parallel universe where everyone has two tongues and no ears.

In The New Kingdom, Gwynned right as heir of the Throne of Lothian (which is sorta half of Scotland) had been usurped by her brother Agravaine.
This was actually for the better of the inhabitants of Lothian.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Scotland is a parallel universe where everyone has two tongues and no ears.

In The New Kingdom, Gwynned right as heir of the Throne of Lothian (which is sorta half of Scotland) had been usurped by her brother Agravaine.
This was actually for the better of the inhabitants of Lothian.

You think a lot of people would be interested?

I'm not limiting it to swords and shields, because time travel.

[Agritum]

In The New Kingdom, Gwynned right as heir of the Throne of Lothian (which is sorta half of Scotland) had been usurped by her brother Agravaine.
This was actually for the better of the inhabitants of Lothian.

You think a lot of people would be interested?

I'm not limiting it to swords and shields, because time travel.

But the named swords like Gwynned's or Lancelot's must be fuck-your-shit-uppers like Cortana and Clarent.
And yeah, the idea of the Knights of the Round getting drunk in a pub in 60s London sounds appealing.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You think a lot of people would be interested?

I'm not limiting it to swords and shields, because time travel.

But the named swords like Gwynned's or Lancelot's must be fuck-your-shit-uppers like Cortana and Clarent.
And yeah, the idea of the Knights of the Round getting drunk in a pub in 60s London sounds appealing.

The basic idea was that Arthur and Kay are from the modern world (or, perhaps, the future - haven't decided), hidden there by Merlin because FUCKING MAGIC, and go back to Camelot to lead the place, with Merlin gathering the Knights from across time.

I'd also throw plenty of other genres into the stories, in fitting with their respective time periods.

[Agritum]

But the named swords like Gwynned's or Lancelot's must be fuck-your-shit-uppers like Cortana and Clarent.
And yeah, the idea of the Knights of the Round getting drunk in a pub in 60s London sounds appealing.

The basic idea was that Arthur and Kay are from the modern world (or, perhaps, the future - haven't decided), hidden there by Merlin because FUCKING MAGIC, and go back to Camelot to lead the place, with Merlin gathering the Knights from across time.

I'd also throw plenty of other genres into the stories, in fitting with their respective time periods.

"And then...from the fields of the future, a new king will come, to save the world of the past!"

Admit it, you got inspired by that old cartoon, King Arthur and the Knights Of Justice
Awesome idea, still.

[Nationstatelandsville]

The basic idea was that Arthur and Kay are from the modern world (or, perhaps, the future - haven't decided), hidden there by Merlin because FUCKING MAGIC, and go back to Camelot to lead the place, with Merlin gathering the Knights from across time.

I'd also throw plenty of other genres into the stories, in fitting with their respective time periods.

"And then...from the fields of the future, a new king will come, to save the world of the past!"

Admit it, you got inspired by that old cartoon, King Arthur and the Knights Of Justice
Awesome idea, still.

No, actually - I came up with it when you mentioned The Once and Future King.