American Paranormal Society (OOC) Closed

[Nationstatelandsville]

Just one little question.
What was this?
viewtopic.php?f=31&t=165598&p=9146517#p9146517

Precisely, the part with the German accented guy.

What was what?

[Agritum]

Just one little question.
What was this?
viewtopic.php?f=31&t=165598&p=9146517#p9146517

Precisely, the part with the German accented guy.

What was what?

AND NO ONE EVER KNEW WHAT THAT MEANT.

[Nationstatelandsville]

What was what?

AND NO ONE EVER KNEW WHAT THAT MEANT.

Oh, that.

Maybe ask Loki or Set. They know, but aren't sharing, unless pressed.

[Agritum]

AND NO ONE EVER KNEW WHAT THAT MEANT.

Oh, that.

Maybe ask Loki or Set. They know, but aren't sharing, unless pressed.

Problem is, I don't think that Gwen acknowledged what went on in Francesca's mind.

Since, well, she was fighting Jesus.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Oh, that.

Maybe ask Loki or Set. They know, but aren't sharing, unless pressed.

Problem is, I don't think that Gwen acknowledged what went on in Francesca's mind.

Since, well, she was fighting Jesus.

Fran could ask.

You'll find out soon, anyhow.

[Agritum]

Problem is, I don't think that Gwen acknowledged what went on in Francesca's mind.

Since, well, she was fighting Jesus.

Fran could ask.

You'll find out soon, anyhow.

Wee.
ETA of your next post?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Fran could ask.

You'll find out soon, anyhow.

Wee.
ETA of your next post?

ETA? Estimated Time A?

Late. 8 PM EST, maybe 9. Thanksgiving #2 today.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Because everyone needs to get drunk before a major battle.

[The Inritus Extraho]

Summary of IC and OOC since I left, please? And perhaps an entrance?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Summary of IC and OOC since I left, please? And perhaps an entrance?

We all fled into the flying hotel, where Loki showed up and explained everything that has transpired has done so to his design, but in a good guy way. He also explained that the Brigade has to go to Tajikistan to find some plant, recommending that they stop in India on the way.

Gabriel and Michael got in a fight over the Mouth of Hell (after Gabriel overthrew the Pakistani government and began tot take over), a portal to Hell from Heaven. Gabriel used the bullets he made out of some of the scraps of the Spear of Destiny last arc to kill Michael, and it was all dramatic and sad and shit. Gabriel got a magical sword out of it, though, so that was cool. The sword flipped the fuck out, so Gabriel went to Heaven and found that Rurik's golden angels had killed everyone there, which doesn't fit Rurik's fundamentalism at all. He got attacked by the not-angels and woke up in Hell, where Beelzebub explained (again) that the demons lost their immortality after falling from Heaven and used the Fountain of Youth to supplement it. However, the Hounds of God stole the map to the Fountain from Azazel, and now none of them can find it and they're all dying. Gabriel then found out that the Hounds gave it to the giant, Rebecks, who lives in a pocket dimension that can only be accessed through the use of the aforementioned plant in Tajikistan, which I refuse to outright say is the Beanstalk but it so obviously is. Gabriel poofed back to the hotel and tells the Brigade.

Suddenly, someone nuked the battle with an advanced version of Jupiter's city-fucking lightning from last arc, killing everyone but the not-angels and those inside the hotel. Osiris showed up and shit himself about this, claiming a "new god" did it, and then everyone hid inside the hotel for a while. Oliver set up a church bell to signal midnight and noon every day. Upon the ringing of the sixth bell, the APS attacked the hotel, claiming they were harboring dangerous fugitives (us), and seemingly killed Oliver. Gabriel yelled at White, who shot him in the face and explained that she's a crazy bitch and totally evil now, because of said crazy bitchiness. Merlin (who is Loki's nephew, apparently) showed up, because why the fuck not?, and took the Brigade to the Underworld (Pluto's kingdom) to get the borken Clarent and Arondight fixed. They met with Hephaestus, who agreed to do so, but needed a sorcerer to fix the magic part of the swords. As such, he took them to his pet elf - Eron.

[The Inritus Extraho]

Summary of IC and OOC since I left, please? And perhaps an entrance?

We all fled into the flying hotel, where Loki showed up and explained everything that has transpired has done so to his design, but in a good guy way. He also explained that the Brigade has to go to Tajikistan to find some plant, recommending that they stop in India on the way.

Gabriel and Michael got in a fight over the Mouth of Hell (after Gabriel overthrew the Pakistani government and began tot take over), a portal to Hell from Heaven. Gabriel used the bullets he made out of some of the scraps of the Spear of Destiny last arc to kill Michael, and it was all dramatic and sad and shit. Gabriel got a magical sword out of it, though, so that was cool. The sword flipped the fuck out, so Gabriel went to Heaven and found that Rurik's golden angels had killed everyone there, which doesn't fit Rurik's fundamentalism at all. He got attacked by the not-angels and woke up in Hell, where Beelzebub explained (again) that the demons lost their immortality after falling from Heaven and used the Fountain of Youth to supplement it. However, the Hounds of God stole the map to the Fountain from Azazel, and now none of them can find it and they're all dying. Gabriel then found out that the Hounds gave it to the giant, Rebecks, who lives in a pocket dimension that can only be accessed through the use of the aforementioned plant in Tajikistan, which I refuse to outright say is the Beanstalk but it so obviously is. Gabriel poofed back to the hotel and tells the Brigade.

Suddenly, someone nuked the battle with an advanced version of Jupiter's city-fucking lightning from last arc, killing everyone but the not-angels and those inside the hotel. Osiris showed up and shit himself about this, claiming a "new god" did it, and then everyone hid inside the hotel for a while. Oliver set up a church bell to signal midnight and noon every day. Upon the ringing of the sixth bell, the APS attacked the hotel, claiming they were harboring dangerous fugitives (us), and seemingly killed Oliver. Gabriel yelled at White, who shot him in the face and explained that she's a crazy bitch and totally evil now, because of said crazy bitchiness. Merlin (who is Loki's nephew, apparently) showed up, because why the fuck not?, and took the Brigade to the Underworld (Pluto's kingdom) to get the borken Clarent and Arondight fixed. They met with Hephaestus, who agreed to do so, but needed a sorcerer to fix the magic part of the swords. As such, he took them to his pet elf - Eron.

ooooookay.

Now to make a consequently-part-OOC fourth-wall-shattering Nico entrance because I don't know how else to justify missing all of that.

[Nationstatelandsville]

People should post.

[Agritum]

People should post.

...who?

[Nationstatelandsville]

People should post.

...who?

Anyone who isn't Inritus.

[Agritum]

...who?

Anyone who isn't Inritus.

But you didn't reply to my last post.
EDIT: Wait, you did. Fucking NS fucked up egosearch.

[Agritum]

Oh, I like how we seemingly averted the "Random Mythological Guy Offended By The Brigade Starts A Fight" thing.
I really had been longing for some diplomatical talk, after all that bashing.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Oh, I like how we seemingly averted the "Random Mythological Guy Offended By The Brigade Starts A Fight" thing.
I really had been longing for some diplomatical talk, after all that bashing.

Vulcan is less of a bastard than most gods.

Which means he's just Hitler-level.

[Agritum]

Oh, I like how we seemingly averted the "Random Mythological Guy Offended By The Brigade Starts A Fight" thing.
I really had been longing for some diplomatical talk, after all that bashing.

Vulcan is less of a bastard than most gods.

Which means he's just Hitler-level.

Duh.
Vulcan gives me a basement dweller impression. I'm sure he has Japanese hentai somewhere in his workshop. Because even having Venus as a wife can be fucking boring.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Vulcan is less of a bastard than most gods.

Which means he's just Hitler-level.

Duh.
Vulcan gives me a basement dweller impression. I'm sure he has Japanese hentai somewhere in his workshop. Because even having Venus as a wife can be fucking boring.

Venus is dead.

He threw her corpse in the furnace and laughed.

[Agritum]

Duh.
Vulcan gives me a basement dweller impression. I'm sure he has Japanese hentai somewhere in his workshop. Because even having Venus as a wife can be fucking boring.

Venus is dead.

He threw her corpse in the furnace and laughed.

Proof that Italians are fucking serious about the consequences of adultery.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I should post.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I should post.

You probably should. Loki grows impatient.

But he started that way.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Ahem.

[Agritum]

Loki Vs Khan.

Sounds like an interesting fight.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Loki Vs Khan.

Sounds like an interesting fight.

...I should read the IC, shouldn't I?