And two-thirds of the things from EH are sex-related. I'm working on it Mav, us white folk aren't as naturally talented at rampant procreation...well, except for Mormons, I guess, since we can churn out five or so kids no problem.
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by Constaniana » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:34 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:34 pm
Constaniana wrote:My sig is slowly evolving to become a collection of quotes from the EH OOC. I'm not sure whether this is good or bad.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:35 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Mavorpen » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:37 pm
Constaniana wrote:Mavorpen wrote:It means you're not thrusting hard enough.
And two-thirds of the things from EH are sex-related. I'm working on it Mav, us white folk aren't as naturally talented at rampant procreation...well, except for Mormons, I guess, since we can churn out five or so kids no problem.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:38 pm
by Constaniana » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:39 pm
Mavorpen wrote:Constaniana wrote:And two-thirds of the things from EH are sex-related. I'm working on it Mav, us white folk aren't as naturally talented at rampant procreation...well, except for Mormons, I guess, since we can churn out five or so kids no problem.
I'm not sure whether I should be turned on, horrified, or both.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:39 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:So I was on YouTube - which, when a story starts with that, you know that it doesn't end well - and I stumbled on Alex Jones' channel.
Night, you can have Lewis, I'm going to kill myself.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:39 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:40 pm
by Constaniana » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:40 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:So I was on YouTube - which, when a story starts with that, you know that it doesn't end well - and I stumbled on Alex Jones' channel.
Night, you can have Lewis, I'm going to kill myself.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Constaniana » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:40 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:41 pm
by Mavorpen » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:42 pm
by Constaniana » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:43 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:43 pm
by Constaniana » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:44 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Gentlemen, please let us find a less... charged shape to discuss.
Triangles. Triangles are asshole.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:45 pm
Constaniana wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:Gentlemen, please let us find a less... charged shape to discuss.
Triangles. Triangles are asshole.
I knew a triangle once, back in Burma. Shot him in the shins twice to distract some Nazis while I snuck away to the shelter of the white fortress of Saigon.
by Individuality-ness » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:51 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:52 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:So our Divine Lord and Saviour, Master of All Things, Nightkill said I could post here since I'm planning to join next arc.
(IMHO, he transcends godhood, but whatever. )
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:52 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:So our Divine Lord and Saviour, Master of All Things, Nightkill said I could post here since I'm planning to join next arc.
(IMHO, he transcends godhood, but whatever. )
by Mavorpen » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:53 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:So our Divine Lord and Saviour, Master of All Things, Nightkill said I could post here since I'm planning to join next arc.
(IMHO, he transcends godhood, but whatever. )
by Zarkenis Ultima » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:54 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:So our Divine Lord and Saviour, Master of All Things, Nightkill said I could post here since I'm planning to join next arc.
(IMHO, he transcends godhood, but whatever. )
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:54 pm
by The Inritus Extraho » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:55 pm
by Olthar » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:55 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:So our Divine Lord and Saviour, Master of All Things, Nightkill said I could post here since I'm planning to join next arc.
(IMHO, he transcends godhood, but whatever. )
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