A World On The Brink of Insanity:(Open/Many Nations Open/OOC

[Swedish Allied States]

Yez!

Alright!

What nation are you?

Sweden for the win boi!

[Jolthig]

Alright!

What nation are you?

Sweden for the win boi!

Awww yeah.

Aladeen loves Swedish women.

[Newne Carriebean7]

My leader isn't really crazy.

He's just an asshole and loves to fuck around.

Fine.

I'm getting Erdogan out of Brazil before either Trollip kills him or he gets dysentery. Carrie has ten minutes before I make my move.

I'm just waiting for BESB to greet my Prime Minister before I post, the crazy debt collector'll have to wait.
Erdogan disappears from Brazil, Italian debt collector "baffled" by shit on the floor.

[Swedish Allied States]

I think i like this insanity already... Someone get Wadiya on the phone! Hes my kind of guy! Aladeen is my man already!

Also, now that i know South Africa is democratic at least, we will back you up. At least i will give you a chance to prove yourself. Now SEDUCE ME! ignore that.

Yes we are a democracy, and I'm glad that you'll back us up! We will back you up too! If you ever need naything from Africa, just shoot Mmusi a letter and we'll help you out!

I am not going to seduce you though.

Great! Im making friends in the most unconventional places... The US and Europe will want my heads for backing a dictator and other stuff but i will try to SEDUCE THEM! SEDUCING IS MAH MAIN TACTIC NOW!

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Yes we are a democracy, and I'm glad that you'll back us up! We will back you up too! If you ever need naything from Africa, just shoot Mmusi a letter and we'll help you out!

I am not going to seduce you though.

Are you going to send women to Wadiya to seduce Aladeen into submitting to South African influence?

[Jolthig]

Are you going to send women to Wadiya to seduce Aladeen into submitting to South African influence?

[spoiler= Would this South African woman be acceptable for Aladeen?][/spoiler]

YES!

[Swedish Allied States]

Are you going to send women to Wadiya to seduce Aladeen into submitting to South African influence?

[spoiler=Would this South African woman be acceptable for Aladeen?][/spoiler]

Oh my! Im definitely on board into helping South Africa now! I look forward to a prosperous future if you know what i mean.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Now it is time to condemn Wadiya and give them uranium at the same time...

[Jolthig]

Now it is time to condemn Wadiya and give them uranium at the same time...

And women!

[British Empire Strikes Back]

(Image)

Oh my! Im definitely on board into helping South Africa now! I look forward to a prosperous future if you know what i mean.

Oh, well we have plenty more that we can send to you, the USA, Japan, anyone that wants to be our ally can get free hot models too!

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Now it is time to condemn Wadiya and give them uranium at the same time...

And women!

Yes, women too!

I think everyone will want to be friends with South Africa now...

[Franco-Iberie]

Say what's the IC date?

Today.

Oh, well okay, I'm kinda busy IRL so I won't be making any non-conference posts until after the IC olympics.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Today.

Oh, well okay, I'm kinda busy IRL so I won't be making any non-conference posts until after the IC olympics.

Alright then.

[Swedish Allied States]

Now it is time to condemn Wadiya and give them uranium at the same time...

And women!

And now its time to support Wadiya by giving him lots of money and beautiful Swedish Women. I treat my friends right Aladeen.

[Newne Carriebean7]

Now it is time to condemn Wadiya and give them uranium at the same time...

I'll invade Algeria in my next post if I get around to it, it'll probably go up around when that south african and my Italian Prime Minister have a chat.

Oh my! Im definitely on board into helping South Africa now! I look forward to a prosperous future if you know what i mean.

Oh, well we have plenty more that we can send to you, the USA, Japan, anyone that wants to be our ally can get free hot models too!

Vito's pretty lonely, he is dating his sister though, yaaay Mafia!
and I might have some drunken fools show up at the Olympics for the hell of it.

[Jolthig]

And women!

Yes, women too!

I think everyone will want to be friends with South Africa now...

Oooh yes and in exchange, you can have access to our oil through seduction of one of your women.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Yes, women too!

I think everyone will want to be friends with South Africa now...

Oooh yes and in exchange, you can have access to our oil through seduction of one of your women.

But officially we have sanctions against you. How much oil will you give us, and do we get her back after you seduce her?

[Jolthig]

Oooh yes and in exchange, you can have access to our oil through seduction of one of your women.

But officially we have sanctions against you. How much oil will you give us, and do we get her back after you seduce her?

Lots.

Well, she will have to tell Haffaz that she has to go back to South Africa lol

[Western Pacific Territories]

Now it is time to condemn Wadiya and give them uranium at the same time...

I'll invade Algeria in my next post if I get around to it, it'll probably go up around when that south african and my Italian Prime Minister have a chat.

Oh, well we have plenty more that we can send to you, the USA, Japan, anyone that wants to be our ally can get free hot models too!

Vito's pretty lonely, he is dating his sister though, yaaay Mafia!
and I might have some drunken fools show up at the Olympics for the hell of it.

Meanwhile, I snicker as I realize Italy is now a ally of the Sinaloa cartel. Remember mobsters, you're our allies so if Mexico shoots at us you need to help.

[Newne Carriebean7]

I'll invade Algeria in my next post if I get around to it, it'll probably go up around when that south african and my Italian Prime Minister have a chat.


Vito's pretty lonely, he is dating his sister though, yaaay Mafia!
and I might have some drunken fools show up at the Olympics for the hell of it.

Meanwhile, I snicker as I realize Italy is now a ally of the Sinaloa cartel. Remember mobsters, you're our allies so if Mexico shoots at us you need to help.

ok, the Vitoian and Sinaloa families are tighter than old woman's underwear!
Italy's allies before operation mafia clusterfuck: lots
Italy's allies after operation mafia clusterfuck: three.

[Pimps Inc]

To answer your question:

Not much really. South Africa has a new white government (it's back!) and the nation is currently on the warpath and trying to conquer the Southern half (heheheheh) of Africa, they've already conquered Namibia and their targets include nations like for example, both of the Congos, Botswana, Mozambique, Malawi, Rwanda and Bulundi, I'm not sure in that particular one, and more. I'd assume that the American government would be extremely opposed to this South Africa and would more likely drone strike it than let it into NATO. It's defense minister is about to let me, Sinaloa Federation (the cartel) buy millions of hectares to grow drugs on. Once the buy is approved we'll only be growing in Mexico for easier transport.

Once the deal is approved Sinaloa Federation has millions of hectares to grow drugs on the Mexican government can't burn down, which means we're going to be pumping more drugs into America. And those drugs are going to be higher quality, since our growing facilities will be for the large part permanent buildings where we can refine the quality, which means Americans will be more attracted to our drugs.

It's not in your interests to be friendly to South Africa, they'll just go full imperialist on Africa again and you'll find it easier to just kill than negotiate.

We won't try to fight you as long as you use more of your profits towards public projects. I have a $3 billion desalination plant planned in 2017 once you pay for Mexico City's transition to electric buses. Things like that.

[High Republic of Portugal]

[box][floatleft]Nation Application:

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NS Name: High Republic of Portugal
Nation Name: Iberia
Flag:

Head of State/President/Monarch: President Carlo Imperial
Head of Government/Prime Minister/President: PM Viriato
Areas Claimed (if the same as real life, leave blank): Spain/Portugal
Is nation in NATO?: Yes
Is nation in the EU?: No (left, read below)
Is nation in any supranational organisation other than the United Nations?: no
Nation's population?: 59 millions
Is nation aligned with the West, the East, or Nonaligned?: West always and forever.
Does nation's recent history differ from real life, if so, please provide a brief synopsis: In late 2015, the inept government of Portugal is brought down by the people-backed military after decades of incompetent leadership and great corruption among its politicians. In their place, an alternative party finally appears. The right wing-aligned Partido da Mudança (Party of Change in english) that eventually defeats all opposition ( the communist/leftist coalition as well as the PSD right/center party) in the post-coup elections. The country effectively starts improving as corruptiion is hunted down. Seeing this, the Spanish people elect their very own alternative party which then begins promoting a union between both countries in order to ban EU-dominion from the peninsula. The thought of leaving the EU and not suffering many repercussions due to the new union makes both peoples very happy and it comes to happen in a successful peninsula-wide referendum. Now both countries and peoples are united and have forsaken the EU which had caused much anger among the Iberians due to their austerity measures. Iberia's story begins here.
Anything you'd like to add?: Example RPs - http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=352731&p=25878374#p25878374 http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=351987&p=25855820#p25855820

[Duestchstien]

Wait Jolthig is that country from the Dictator, hahahaha.

[Franco-Iberie]

[box][floatleft]Nation Application:

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NS Name: High Republic of Portugal
Nation Name: Iberia
Flag:

(Image)

Head of State/President/Monarch: President Carlo Imperial
Head of Government/Prime Minister/President: PM Viriato
Areas Claimed (if the same as real life, leave blank): Spain/Portugal
Is nation in NATO?: Yes
Is nation in the EU?: No (left, read below)
Is nation in any supranational organisation other than the United Nations?: no
Nation's population?: 59 millions
Is nation aligned with the West, the East, or Nonaligned?: West always and forever.
Does nation's recent history differ from real life, if so, please provide a brief synopsis: In late 2015, the inept government of Portugal is brought down by the people-backed military after decades of incompetent leadership and great corruption among its politicians. In their place, an alternative party finally appears. The right wing-aligned Partido da Mudança (Party of Change in english) that eventually defeats all opposition ( the communist/leftist coalition as well as the PSD right/center party) in the post-coup elections. The country effectively starts improving as corruptiion is hunted down. Seeing this, the Spanish people elect their very own alternative party which then begins promoting a union between both countries in order to ban EU-dominion from the peninsula. The thought of leaving the EU and not suffering many repercussions due to the new union makes both peoples very happy and it comes to happen in a successful peninsula-wide referendum. Now both countries and peoples are united and have forsaken the EU which had caused much anger among the Iberians due to their austerity measures. Iberia's story begins here.
Anything you'd like to add?: Example RPs - http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=352731&p=25878374#p25878374 http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=351987&p=25855820#p25855820

I feel like our countries could get along pretty well. *stamps*

[Duestchstien]

But officially we have sanctions against you. How much oil will you give us, and do we get her back after you seduce her?

Lots.

Well, she will have to tell Haffaz that she has to go back to South Africa lol

Mr. Aladeen I think we need to ban you from having almonds cause you keep dropping them in people's heads.