Girls und Panzer: Battle Europa (OOC/Sign-up, Open)

[Zepplien]

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Really. You want to bring a converted depth charge-turned rocket launcher into a sport where safety is an issue.

Peenemünde uses Sturmtigers, so it's certainly not illegal under the regulations.

CARBON COMPOSITE PROTECTION! :3

Not illegal, but still highly impractical. Its ammo is stored outside its gun port, which means it's practically a one-hit wonder. There's almost no way in hell they can reload fast enough outside without a tank showing up. It's one of the big reasons why Peenemünde does so badly. While allowed, I'd advise picking another tank. I don't think you want to spend the rest of the match trying to shoot tanks with an MG34.

In theory I could get two shells off, because one is on the loading tray when sent into combat. I also have a little grenade launcher to track enemy tanks!

But I took this into account, unless I can flee quickly I will get only those two shots. My team will be terrified of wasting them, and obsessed with winning a battle with only a single shot.

[Wolfenium]

Tempted to make a Crocodile, but I dont think flamethrowers are much use in tank on tank combat, especially if its nonlethal

Tempted to make a Crocodile, but I dont think flamethrowers are much use in tank on tank combat, especially if its nonlethal

>flamethrower tank
>not lethal
Lol what universe do you live in where fire isn't hot?

The whole club is in a fix because one of the teams used an incendiary round in a park. Guess what happened. :v

CARBON COMPOSITE PROTECTION! :3

Not illegal, but still highly impractical. Its ammo is stored outside its gun port, which means it's practically a one-hit wonder. There's almost no way in hell they can reload fast enough outside without a tank showing up. It's one of the big reasons why Peenemünde does so badly. While allowed, I'd advise picking another tank. I don't think you want to spend the rest of the match trying to shoot tanks with an MG34.

In theory I could get two shells off, because one is on the loading tray when sent into combat. I also have a little grenade launcher to track enemy tanks!

But I took this into account, unless I can flee quickly I will get only those two shots. My team will be terrified of wasting them, and obsessed with winning a battle with only a single shot.

You know we can't fight exposed, right? That grenade launcher could only be used by exposing the crew, a huge no-no in tankery (if this wasn't a problem, we'd have a lot more TDs available). Besides, I still feel it's highly impractical. ._.

In any case, accepted anyway. Everything checks out. It's just that I'm not too fond of their choice of tank.

[Greater Valkyria]

Wouldn't people get killed if that kind of round landed anywhere near any kind of tank? Especially the lighter ones.

[Wolfenium]

Wouldn't people get killed if that kind of round landed anywhere near any kind of tank? Especially the lighter ones.

Well, this is Girls und Panzer. People can get killed by drowning, but somehow never by impact. ._.

[Zepplien]

Wouldn't people get killed if that kind of round landed anywhere near any kind of tank? Especially the lighter ones.

Well, this is Girls und Panzer. People can get killed by drowning, but somehow never by impact. ._.

Ancient Japanese blessings *Nods*

[Greater Valkyria]

But at the same time nobody has been shot by anything bigger than a 128mm armor piercing round. That isn't even comparable to the explosive payload of a 380mm rocket. And what if it hit a tank?

[Sonitusia]

But at the same time nobody has been shot by anything bigger than a 128mm armor piercing round. That isn't even comparable to the explosive payload of a 380mm rocket. And what if it hit a tank?

Quoted from Wikipedia:

During this action, one of the Sturmtigers in Sturmmörserkompanie 1001 near Düren and Euskirchen hit a group of stationary Shermans tanks in a village with a 380mm round, resulting in nearly all the Shermans being put out of action, and their crews killed or wounded.

[Fantrum]

Wouldn't people get killed if that kind of round landed anywhere near any kind of tank? Especially the lighter ones.

Well, this is Girls und Panzer. People can get killed by drowning, but somehow never by impact. ._.

Wouldn't people get killed if that kind of round landed anywhere near any kind of tank? Especially the lighter ones.

Well, this is Girls und Panzer. People can get killed by drowning, but somehow never by impact. ._.

[hacking up a lung] Karl Geret[/hacking up a lung]

[Monfrox]

I didn't say anything about the T95 super tank, but there's a line and I believe we've gone way past it.

[Republic of Hasgriu]

How's the scheming going, Red Team?

[Wolfenium]

How's the scheming going, Red Team?

I'm still waiting for them to move. :|

[Monfrox]

Can we please not use the Sturmtiger. I don't want this to end up like that really edgy GuP doujin.

[Wolfenium]

Can we please not use the Sturmtiger. I don't want this to end up like that really edgy GuP doujin.

Yea... I really prefer something else, not so much because it'll end up a gore-fest (we can't do that here anyway. PG-13), but because you'll be sitting around the match doing jack trying to get a perfect shot.

[Zepplien]

Can we please not use the Sturmtiger. I don't want this to end up like that really edgy GuP doujin.

Yea... I really prefer something else, not so much because it'll end up a gore-fest (we can't do that here anyway. PG-13), but because you'll be sitting around the match doing jack trying to get a perfect shot.

Am very sad, but I guess I can

[Monfrox]

Yea... I really prefer something else, not so much because it'll end up a gore-fest (we can't do that here anyway. PG-13), but because you'll be sitting around the match doing jack trying to get a perfect shot.

Am very sad, but I guess I can

And this has nothing to do with the fact that it would kill 90% of everyone in the tank through sheer concussive and explosive force. Nope. Not at all.

[Wolfenium]

Am very sad, but I guess I can

And this has nothing to do with the fact that it would kill 90% of everyone in the tank through sheer concussive and explosive force. Nope. Not at all.

Shhhh... :^)

[Monfrox]

And this has nothing to do with the fact that it would kill 90% of everyone in the tank through sheer concussive and explosive force. Nope. Not at all.

Shhhh... :^)

no u

[Republic of Hasgriu]

So, has the match started, and are we to post our actions yet?

[Monfrox]

Had a lot of work recently. Gimme some time to get a post going.

[Wulfenia]

Can we please not use the Sturmtiger. I don't want this to end up like that really edgy GuP doujin.

Yukiyukite Senshadou, or another one?

Because for the first one, I'll fight you. That was good.

[Wolfenium]

So, has the match started, and are we to post our actions yet?

I'm waiting for Soni to post his referee. :/

[Monfrox]

Can we please not use the Sturmtiger. I don't want this to end up like that really edgy GuP doujin.

Yukiyukite Senshadou, or another one?

Because for the first one, I'll fight you. That was good.

It was edgy as fuck, with the only good parts being the parts where they referenced old movies. Which doesn't say a lot to the other parts. Also did the unforgivable to Yukari.

In the meantime, I have no power.

[Minroz]

Where is everyone? :V

Yukiyukite Senshadou, or another one?

Because for the first one, I'll fight you. That was good.

It was edgy as fuck, with the only good parts being the parts where they referenced old movies. Which doesn't say a lot to the other parts. Also did the unforgivable to Yukari.

In the meantime, I have no power.

Disturbing if you ask me. Poor Yukari.

[Monfrox]

I have power again, but I have to go in to work tonight.

[Fantrum]

Where is everyone? :V

It was edgy as fuck, with the only good parts being the parts where they referenced old movies. Which doesn't say a lot to the other parts. Also did the unforgivable to Yukari.

In the meantime, I have no power.

Disturbing if you ask me. Poor Yukari.

I'm patiently waiting for my turn to post.