Elfen High 2 (War OOC, Closed, Great rps are forged in fire)

[Zarkenis Ultima]

What languages do all your characters know?

I dunno. I'd say that many, because Alastor is old and has lots of diplomatic connections, but yeah, I'm not sure. I'm only certain that he knows English and several Hell languages, including Standard Demonic and Garangan, because fuck you. .

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On EH.

I have no idea how many OOCs we'll get through. I meant the plot.

Oh. So it will end with everyone being okay and fine, right?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Just to confirm, we will not all end with being okay and fine.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Just to confirm, we will not all end with being okay and fine.

Wha? But... Oh, screw this, I'm out of here.

Just kidding. .

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Just to confirm, we will not all end with being okay and fine.

Wha? But... Oh, screw this, I'm out of here.

Just kidding. .

Except Jeff.

Jeff gets a happy ending.

That bastard.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Wha? But... Oh, screw this, I'm out of here.

Just kidding. .

Except Jeff.

Jeff gets a happy ending.

That bastard.

Who the hell is Jeff?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Except Jeff.

Jeff gets a happy ending.

That bastard.

Who the hell is Jeff?

Precisely why he gets a happy ending.

He doesn't exist.

[Nude East Ireland]

I recently purchased a game called "Stronghold 3". Why I bought the third before the first or second is anybody's guess. The point appears to be "build your own city, and fuck around". I've set about doing just that.

After selecting an island off the coast of Scotland, I promptly named if "Gallifrey", and declared myself Almighty King of Gallifrey. With those fucking Oxbridge pleasantries out of the way, I began building my small island kingdom. I've set up a dystopian society where massive churches tower over the city, and where the public square is filled with people being tortured and executed. I also have cages with dancing bears inside of them, to show those bears who's boss. And my economy is based entirely around the growing of hops and the manufacturing of ale.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I recently purchased a game called "Stronghold 3". Why I bought the third before the first or second is anybody's guess. The point appears to be "build your own city, and fuck around". I've set about doing just that.

After selecting an island off the coast of Scotland, I promptly named if "Gallifrey", and declared myself Almighty King of Gallifrey. With those fucking Oxbridge pleasantries out of the way, I began building my small island kingdom. I've set up a dystopian society where massive churches tower over the city, and where the public square is filled with people being tortured and executed. I also have cages with dancing bears inside of them, to show those bears who's boss. And my economy is based entirely around the growing of hops and the manufacturing of ale.

This game sounds oddly fantastic.

[Nude East Ireland]

I recently purchased a game called "Stronghold 3". Why I bought the third before the first or second is anybody's guess. The point appears to be "build your own city, and fuck around". I've set about doing just that.

After selecting an island off the coast of Scotland, I promptly named if "Gallifrey", and declared myself Almighty King of Gallifrey. With those fucking Oxbridge pleasantries out of the way, I began building my small island kingdom. I've set up a dystopian society where massive churches tower over the city, and where the public square is filled with people being tortured and executed. I also have cages with dancing bears inside of them, to show those bears who's boss. And my economy is based entirely around the growing of hops and the manufacturing of ale.

This game sounds oddly fantastic.

There's a bunch of campaigns and sieges you can play, but fuck those. I don't want to wage war, I want to oppress people.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/cricket/25521380

Fuck yes.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I read the OOC first.

I heard mention of school magic and knew instantly to expect some form of fucking.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I read the OOC first.

I heard mention of school magic and knew instantly to expect some form of fucking.

Coupled with the fact the Mormon hugged me, yes.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I read the OOC first.

I heard mention of school magic and knew instantly to expect some form of fucking.

Coupled with the fact the Mormon hugged me, yes.

...Are you fucking the Mormon?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Coupled with the fact the Mormon hugged me, yes.

...Are you fucking the Mormon?

No, the Italian is.

[Nationstatelandsville]

...Are you fucking the Mormon?

No, the Italian is.

That's never stopped you before.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

No, the Italian is.

That's never stopped you before.

You're all just cum from my dick, to be honest.

Genesis got a few things wrong.

[Nude East Ireland]

That's never stopped you before.

You're all just cum from my dick, to be honest.

Genesis got a few things wrong.

"And the Lord said, 'Holy shit, that was fucking great Athena. Next time I'll remember the condom, OK?'

And Athena said, 'You'd better, or I actually will cut off your balls and put them over my fireplace.'

After Athena had left, the Lord went to clean up the mess, only to find a small universe in his bedsheets.

'Fuck, not this again. And there's already life on it. Well, no use in cleaning it up now. I'll just toss these sheets into the closet and hope it all works out.'

And thus the Earth was born, and all life on it."

[Nationstatelandsville]

You're all just cum from my dick, to be honest.

Genesis got a few things wrong.

"And the Lord said, 'Holy shit, that was fucking great Athena. Next time I'll remember the condom, OK?'

And Athena said, 'You'd better, or I actually will cut off your balls and put them over my fireplace.'

After Athena had left, the Lord went to clean up the mess, only to find a small universe in his bedsheets.

'Fuck, not this again. And there's already life on it. Well, no use in cleaning it up now. I'll just toss these sheets into the closet and hope it all works out.'

And thus the Earth was born, and all life on it."

Athena was a virgin goddess.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"And the Lord said, 'Holy shit, that was fucking great Athena. Next time I'll remember the condom, OK?'

And Athena said, 'You'd better, or I actually will cut off your balls and put them over my fireplace.'

After Athena had left, the Lord went to clean up the mess, only to find a small universe in his bedsheets.

'Fuck, not this again. And there's already life on it. Well, no use in cleaning it up now. I'll just toss these sheets into the closet and hope it all works out.'

And thus the Earth was born, and all life on it."

Athena was a virgin goddess.

Athena claimed to be a virgin goddess.

[Nude East Ireland]

Athena was a virgin goddess.

Athena claimed to be a virgin goddess.

We will delve into that in the Book of Peter, where St. Peter and the Apostles go to Athens for some coke and hookers.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hezbollah_social_services

I admit I somewhat want a comedy about a terrorist hospital.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hezbollah_social_services

I admit I somewhat want a comedy about a terrorist hospital.

My grandfather would very confused about what happened to M*A*S*H.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hezbollah_social_services

I admit I somewhat want a comedy about a terrorist hospital.

My grandfather would very confused about what happened to M*A*S*H.

"Hezbollah not only has armed and political wings - it also boasts an extensive social development program. Hezbollah currently operates at least four hospitals, twelve clinics, twelve schools and two agricultural centres that provide farmers with technical assistance and training. It also has an environmental department and an extensive social assistance program. Medical care is also cheaper than in most of the country's private hospitals and free for Hezbollah members."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Really, just give Hezbollah Hugh Laurie and you have an award winning show.