Of Gods and Kings: A Medieval Character RP [OOC/OPEN/REBOOT]

[Chazicaria]

First post up! Looking forward to this RP.

[Valloria]

Clever nickname, if I may say...

Hey if your castle is located on top of salt deposits and you're fat, it's a fair bet you might like salted pork. Especially if you live in the Smoke Tower.

I am sending quite a bit of food, men, and supplies to you in Brinehold. I expect some political motion on your part, as well.

Oh, and Svelte (pardon the name pun)? I'd like to arrange an IC meeting with you, as I hope to formally collaborate with you in gaining me the Throne. After all, free iron trade with Wharland is a really, really appealing option.

[Das Germane imperie]

Ghondra, I've decided to split my two character's posts into different posts. Just letting you know.

[Sveltlana]

Hey if your castle is located on top of salt deposits and you're fat, it's a fair bet you might like salted pork. Especially if you live in the Smoke Tower.

I am sending quite a bit of food, men, and supplies to you in Brinehold. I expect some political motion on your part, as well.

Oh, and Svelte (pardon the name pun)? I'd like to arrange an IC meeting with you, as I hope to formally collaborate with you in gaining me the Throne. After all, free iron trade with Wharland is a really, really appealing option.

(I don't get the pun )

But sure. Edvardt is currently going to the keep, where he'll be for a time as it is his aunt who just got burnt alive.

Although don't be frustrated with his tunnel vision on honorably keeping his realm safe.

[New Jordslag]

I love how, in the IC, Paul just said he was the 'Descender' of Christ. I believe the word you are looking for is 'Defender.'

[The Nuclear Fist]

Post up in an hour. The mighty confederation of Caelish tribes united by Angus MacCael is coming.

[New Jordslag]

NS Name: Kosovo12345
Character Name: Dimitri the II
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Image: Cant find a good picture, hold on
House, if any: Nice Joke, None
Personality: Dimitri the a person that keeps to himself most of the time and only opens up to a few trusted comrades including his second in command. When he doesnt get his way, Dimtri gets angry and will threaten the person or even go to violence. Never the less, Dimitri is very religious and doesnt even allow gays or non believers to be in his army, and doesnt allow gays to even buy goods at their market stands which most likely lowers their income from these sells.
Biography/Background: Dimitri was born to a knight and his wife. His dad was called off to war early on in his life and died and his mother gave him away because she couldnt afford to feed 2 mouths. Dimitri was given to a farmer who had 2 boys his age and he grew up with them, getting strong thanks to the many chores on a farm and he never felt mad at his parents as he never really knew them. One day, he heard about Christianity and converted, and joined a band of Christan Knights with both of his friends from the farm (he refers to them as his brothers). Over time and many battles, Dimitri ranked up quickly and became leader of the group.
Equipment: Chain mail with important areas on the body covered with plate armor, Lance, Sword, and a shield. He rides a war horse.
Strengths: Very Strong, Amazing in combat, A good leader
Weaknesses: Gets angry very easily, drinks great amount of wine, and is arrogant at times
Theme Song: Elvana Gjata - Kuq e zi je ti ft. Flori
Other: Sorry it took me a long time to post my person thing, was busy
RP Sample: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopi ... 1&t=339552 (I think the RP i just posted is half dead tho)
Did you read everything?: Yes
Time Zone: East Coast (USA)
#OGaK.02 (Leave this here, this is for identifying apps. Do not remove.)

I've seen your RP example and I... wasn't impressed. I noticed capitalization errors, spelling errors and grammar errors. Now I understand if English isn't your mother tongue (Its not mine too, just my preferred language) but I want a guarantee that you will improve your writing and everything else that I mentioned.

He has improved since the last time I met him, Ghondie. But.. it's still rather Sub-Par. I say we give him a chance to give it his best shot. Because who knows, maybe he'll get even better over the course of this RP.

NS Nation Name: Chedastan
House Name: House Valkir
House Banner: Black on red screaming face of torrent.
Description of House: Starting from mere tribesmen and warriors settling on a hill millenniums ago, the people that settled here were unsurprisingly rather unsavory, but it's from these people that House Valkir came to be eventually known. Throughout the course of several centuries, the House that was later formed had, for a time and even now, went about butchering, sacking, and generally tormenting it's nearby neighbors, until of course the Bismarck Empire had conquered it, and had integrated it into the Empire, making them do what they've been always doing, except only under their banner. While under the Empire, it was when the House and it's people began to really prosper, and evolved into more civilized (still unsavory) folk. But when the Empire collapsed, the House had once again regained full control of itself and were still as brutal as ever. Once regaining footing of the House, the self declared Warlord of House Valkir, Warlord Ravv, declared brutal conquest of holdings lost during the House's time in the Empire, and reform to the House itself, returning to some of the old, more violent ways, while still retaining some of the Empire's ways as well. After generations of seer brutality, the House had eventually gotten ahead of itself, and fell to a mere single holding after disastrous defeat, and forced to become a vassal to someone else, and generally isolate itself. After a few more generations, the House itself degenerated even more, until eventually a single son, Lord Warren was left to run the House.
Description of Head of House:
Lord Warren Valkir, age 30, the last Valkir son. Despite the state of things, Warren still dreams of his House rising back once more. His late father, Lord Virgil, had said it was his birthright that him, Warren Valkir, would eventually regain control of the House's lost holdings, and set about what needs to be done on those that did wrong to the House, through any means. Like every Valkir before him, Warren is rather brutal and pragmatic. Not above doing horrible things for his House, or himself.
Description of Relevant House Members:
Lucius the Bastard, age 41, Lord Virgil's first son. Despite his status as a bastard, he actually serves the House quite well, and enjoys doing it's work, especially torturing it's enemies, as such he is the House's Hand of Truth and Control.
Seat of Power: Castle Crow, Kleir

Realm Number: 2
Realm Name: Duchy of Lakir
Realm Description: (Geography, history, note that north is colder/south is warmer.) Lakir had been controlled by House Valkir for most of the House's existence. Temperatures are usually mild to cold. The land itself is rather hilly, and full of plains and rotted forests. There is some volcanic activity, but it's usually isn't something serious to warrant much alarm. In the middle of Lakir is Kleir, off to the west is fort Qual, on top of the largest hill. In between the two are a few villages, and on the edges of the Duchy are the rotted forests
Capital City: Kleir
Population: 95,000
Majority Religion: Trinity
Description of the people and culture: The people here are rather hardy, both the people that live in Kleir and nearby villages and the tribesmen living in the forests. People here go about their usual business, keeping to themselves mostly and worshiping the Gods. The tribesmen of the forests worship a cult, that was once the only religion in Lakir before the Empire. Ritual sacrifices of children took place and still do, due to the Cult of Barkir, Demon of the Screams. It's rumored that the Cult has members outside of the forests. In a way, these people are rather grim.
Description of Economy: The economy is rather small, given it being only one holding. It helps a lot that House Valkir sits on a sizable pile of gold. But the economy itself does okay enough, but not too well.

• Exports: Rich minerals and materials, foodstuff, weapons and armor.
• Imports:

Foodstuff, wood, luxuries, animals
Major Cities (max six): 1, Kleir
Major Citadels/Fortresses (max six): 1, Fort Qual.

Military Description: Specialized heavily in use of House Retainers (heavy infantry), equipped with Valkir heavy plated mailed armor, and melee weapons such as war cleavers, war hammers, and war picks, in a vanguard, the House Retainers could go through most things. But this force couldn't maneuver very well, and is limited in tactics. House Valkir needs to often employ tribal and sellswords to help pick up the slack in many places. Outside of the battlefield, Valkir has plenty of effective torturers, which do well to demoralize.

Strengths/Weaknesses: (Must have several of both)
Strengths: Excellent heavy infantry, effective torturers, friendly with several tribes and mercenary bands.
Weaknesses: Extreme over specialization in heavy infantry, small in numbers, needs mercenaries and local tribesmen to help pick up the slack if wanting to effectively fight.

• Total Numbers: 3,700 (not counting any tribesmen or sellswords)
  
• Navy; N/A (landlocked holding)
  
• Army:

3,700 screaming House Retainers.

Everything Below is optional:
RP Sample: Will give you one if asked.
Did you read everything?: Mostly.
Time Zone: -5 GMT (East coast)
#OGaK.01 (Leave this here, this is for identifying apps. Do not remove.)

Okay, I'm done with that. I'll get an app for Warren soon.

NS Name: Chedastan
Character Name: Lord Warren Valkir
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Image: (Image)
House, if any: House Valkir
Personality: Usually calm, but can be rather brutal if has to, which is rather often. Warren is rather ambitious due to his late father telling him of his birthright to set things right again for the House, to the point that Warren is determine to set about on them when he has the chance to. And of course he will go about these in a rather pragmatic fashion, due to wanting efficiency.
Biography/Background: A vassal lord, and now sole Valkir remaining. His late father, Virgil Valkir, had taught him many things. including things that had been taken away from House Valkir. He was taught to strive for whats been lost generations ago, and eventually told that he was going to be the one to do it, one way or another. It's because of this that Warren grew up to rather disdain any House that had did actual wrong to his House, or otherwise. It was in a way that he wanted to live up to Warlord Ravv Valkir, and become the Terror of the West once more.
Equipment: A suit of Valkir heavy plated mail armor, pointed finger tip gauntlets to go with the armor, a war cleaver, and a one handed war pick.
Strengths: Muscular, brutal, determine.
Weaknesses: A bit slow in pace. Tends to get ahead of himself.
Theme Song: GosT- "Master"
Other:
RP Sample: Already
Did you read everything?: Been
Time Zone: Answered
#OGaK.02 (Leave this here, this is for identifying apps. Do not remove.)

Okay, now I'm actually done.

Congrats. Your Duchy is within my Kingdom. I look forward to working with you.

-From, Pinekenter Ministry of Love

[Ghondra]

I've seen your RP example and I... wasn't impressed. I noticed capitalization errors, spelling errors and grammar errors. Now I understand if English isn't your mother tongue (Its not mine too, just my preferred language) but I want a guarantee that you will improve your writing and everything else that I mentioned.

He has improved since the last time I met him, Ghondie. But.. it's still rather Sub-Par. I say we give him a chance to give it his best shot. Because who knows, maybe he'll get even better over the course of this RP.

NS Nation Name: Chedastan
House Name: House Valkir
House Banner: Black on red screaming face of torrent.
Description of House: Starting from mere tribesmen and warriors settling on a hill millenniums ago, the people that settled here were unsurprisingly rather unsavory, but it's from these people that House Valkir came to be eventually known. Throughout the course of several centuries, the House that was later formed had, for a time and even now, went about butchering, sacking, and generally tormenting it's nearby neighbors, until of course the Bismarck Empire had conquered it, and had integrated it into the Empire, making them do what they've been always doing, except only under their banner. While under the Empire, it was when the House and it's people began to really prosper, and evolved into more civilized (still unsavory) folk. But when the Empire collapsed, the House had once again regained full control of itself and were still as brutal as ever. Once regaining footing of the House, the self declared Warlord of House Valkir, Warlord Ravv, declared brutal conquest of holdings lost during the House's time in the Empire, and reform to the House itself, returning to some of the old, more violent ways, while still retaining some of the Empire's ways as well. After generations of seer brutality, the House had eventually gotten ahead of itself, and fell to a mere single holding after disastrous defeat, and forced to become a vassal to someone else, and generally isolate itself. After a few more generations, the House itself degenerated even more, until eventually a single son, Lord Warren was left to run the House.
Description of Head of House:
Lord Warren Valkir, age 30, the last Valkir son. Despite the state of things, Warren still dreams of his House rising back once more. His late father, Lord Virgil, had said it was his birthright that him, Warren Valkir, would eventually regain control of the House's lost holdings, and set about what needs to be done on those that did wrong to the House, through any means. Like every Valkir before him, Warren is rather brutal and pragmatic. Not above doing horrible things for his House, or himself.
Description of Relevant House Members:
Lucius the Bastard, age 41, Lord Virgil's first son. Despite his status as a bastard, he actually serves the House quite well, and enjoys doing it's work, especially torturing it's enemies, as such he is the House's Hand of Truth and Control.
Seat of Power: Castle Crow, Kleir

Realm Number: 2
Realm Name: Duchy of Lakir
Realm Description: (Geography, history, note that north is colder/south is warmer.) Lakir had been controlled by House Valkir for most of the House's existence. Temperatures are usually mild to cold. The land itself is rather hilly, and full of plains and rotted forests. There is some volcanic activity, but it's usually isn't something serious to warrant much alarm. In the middle of Lakir is Kleir, off to the west is fort Qual, on top of the largest hill. In between the two are a few villages, and on the edges of the Duchy are the rotted forests
Capital City: Kleir
Population: 95,000
Majority Religion: Trinity
Description of the people and culture: The people here are rather hardy, both the people that live in Kleir and nearby villages and the tribesmen living in the forests. People here go about their usual business, keeping to themselves mostly and worshiping the Gods. The tribesmen of the forests worship a cult, that was once the only religion in Lakir before the Empire. Ritual sacrifices of children took place and still do, due to the Cult of Barkir, Demon of the Screams. It's rumored that the Cult has members outside of the forests. In a way, these people are rather grim.
Description of Economy: The economy is rather small, given it being only one holding. It helps a lot that House Valkir sits on a sizable pile of gold. But the economy itself does okay enough, but not too well.

• Exports: Rich minerals and materials, foodstuff, weapons and armor.
• Imports:

Foodstuff, wood, luxuries, animals
Major Cities (max six): 1, Kleir
Major Citadels/Fortresses (max six): 1, Fort Qual.

Military Description: Specialized heavily in use of House Retainers (heavy infantry), equipped with Valkir heavy plated mailed armor, and melee weapons such as war cleavers, war hammers, and war picks, in a vanguard, the House Retainers could go through most things. But this force couldn't maneuver very well, and is limited in tactics. House Valkir needs to often employ tribal and sellswords to help pick up the slack in many places. Outside of the battlefield, Valkir has plenty of effective torturers, which do well to demoralize.

Strengths/Weaknesses: (Must have several of both)
Strengths: Excellent heavy infantry, effective torturers, friendly with several tribes and mercenary bands.
Weaknesses: Extreme over specialization in heavy infantry, small in numbers, needs mercenaries and local tribesmen to help pick up the slack if wanting to effectively fight.

• Total Numbers: 3,700 (not counting any tribesmen or sellswords)
  
• Navy; N/A (landlocked holding)
  
• Army:

3,700 screaming House Retainers.

Everything Below is optional:
RP Sample: Will give you one if asked.
Did you read everything?: Mostly.
Time Zone: -5 GMT (East coast)
#OGaK.01 (Leave this here, this is for identifying apps. Do not remove.)

Okay, I'm done with that. I'll get an app for Warren soon.

NS Name: Chedastan
Character Name: Lord Warren Valkir
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Image: (Image)
House, if any: House Valkir
Personality: Usually calm, but can be rather brutal if has to, which is rather often. Warren is rather ambitious due to his late father telling him of his birthright to set things right again for the House, to the point that Warren is determine to set about on them when he has the chance to. And of course he will go about these in a rather pragmatic fashion, due to wanting efficiency.
Biography/Background: A vassal lord, and now sole Valkir remaining. His late father, Virgil Valkir, had taught him many things. including things that had been taken away from House Valkir. He was taught to strive for whats been lost generations ago, and eventually told that he was going to be the one to do it, one way or another. It's because of this that Warren grew up to rather disdain any House that had did actual wrong to his House, or otherwise. It was in a way that he wanted to live up to Warlord Ravv Valkir, and become the Terror of the West once more.
Equipment: A suit of Valkir heavy plated mail armor, pointed finger tip gauntlets to go with the armor, a war cleaver, and a one handed war pick.
Strengths: Muscular, brutal, determine.
Weaknesses: A bit slow in pace. Tends to get ahead of himself.
Theme Song: GosT- "Master"
Other:
RP Sample: Already
Did you read everything?: Been
Time Zone: Answered
#OGaK.02 (Leave this here, this is for identifying apps. Do not remove.)

Okay, now I'm actually done.

Congrats. Your Duchy is within my Kingdom. I look forward to working with you.

-From, Pinkenter Ministry of Love

Yeah you got a point. You (Well WE) were still beginners when I created my first RP and you joined it. If he can show he can improve I'll be happy to accept him.

[Asyir]

Before I get a post up, what is plot 3 called?

[Ghondra]

Before I get a post up, what is plot 3 called?

Plot 3? Do you mean Realm 3?

[Asyir]

Before I get a post up, what is plot 3 called?

Plot 3? Do you mean Realm 3?

Yes. Apologies, I was looking at more then one map at the time.

[Ghondra]

Plot 3? Do you mean Realm 3?

Yes. Apologies, I was looking at more then one map at the time.

Realm 3 I believe is named Grimstone.

[Asyir]

Yes. Apologies, I was looking at more then one map at the time.

Realm 3 I believe is named Grimstone.

Thanks.

[New Jordslag]

Yes. Apologies, I was looking at more then one map at the time.

Realm 3 I believe is named Grimstone.

No, that's House Grimstone you're thinking of. House Grimstone is the Kingdom that rules all of Realm 2. It's Kingdom is known as Pinekent.

[The Nuclear Fist]

What is Realm 4 called, and who rules it?

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

So, I'm looking for a ruler who wants an old, pacifist geezer to show up on their doorstep. Any takers?

[Sveltlana]

What is Realm 4 called, and who rules it?

Royeg; King Edvardt Tullestedt

[Ghondra]

I updated the Player Roster, just take a look at the links if you have any questions regarding the realms or any of the characters.

[Sveltlana]

So, I'm looking for a ruler who wants an old, pacifist geezer to show up on their doorstep. Any takers?

*raises hand*

Ed Tullestedt is currently at the keep at Victoria as his aunt just burnt to death, tho he's leaving before nightfall accompanied by two guard and ten footmen, the thirteen on horseback, back to the Royan Embassy.

[New Jordslag]

Great, but where is the Character Roster? I can't find it.

Also, Ghondie, you forgot to include a link to the IC in the OP.

[Ghondra]

Great, but where is the Character Roster? I can't find it.

Also, Ghondie, you forgot to include a link to the IC in the OP.

Its below my own App.
And thanks for reminding me, I just fixed it.

[Chedastan]

NS Nation Name: Chedastan
House Name: House Valkir
House Banner: Black on red screaming face of torrent.
Description of House: Starting from mere tribesmen and warriors settling on a hill millenniums ago, the people that settled here were unsurprisingly rather unsavory, but it's from these people that House Valkir came to be eventually known. Throughout the course of several centuries, the House that was later formed had, for a time and even now, went about butchering, sacking, and generally tormenting it's nearby neighbors, until of course the Bismarck Empire had conquered it, and had integrated it into the Empire, making them do what they've been always doing, except only under their banner. While under the Empire, it was when the House and it's people began to really prosper, and evolved into more civilized (still unsavory) folk. But when the Empire collapsed, the House had once again regained full control of itself and were still as brutal as ever. Once regaining footing of the House, the self declared Warlord of House Valkir, Warlord Ravv, declared brutal conquest of holdings lost during the House's time in the Empire, and reform to the House itself, returning to some of the old, more violent ways, while still retaining some of the Empire's ways as well. After generations of seer brutality, the House had eventually gotten ahead of itself, and fell to a mere single holding after disastrous defeat, and forced to become a vassal to someone else, and generally isolate itself. After a few more generations, the House itself degenerated even more, until eventually a single son, Lord Warren was left to run the House.
Description of Head of House:
Lord Warren Valkir, age 30, the last Valkir son. Despite the state of things, Warren still dreams of his House rising back once more. His late father, Lord Virgil, had said it was his birthright that him, Warren Valkir, would eventually regain control of the House's lost holdings, and set about what needs to be done on those that did wrong to the House, through any means. Like every Valkir before him, Warren is rather brutal and pragmatic. Not above doing horrible things for his House, or himself.
Description of Relevant House Members:
Lucius the Bastard, age 41, Lord Virgil's first son. Despite his status as a bastard, he actually serves the House quite well, and enjoys doing it's work, especially torturing it's enemies, as such he is the House's Hand of Truth and Control.
Seat of Power: Castle Crow, Kleir

Realm Number: 2
Realm Name: Duchy of Lakir
Realm Description: (Geography, history, note that north is colder/south is warmer.) Lakir had been controlled by House Valkir for most of the House's existence. Temperatures are usually mild to cold. The land itself is rather hilly, and full of plains and rotted forests. There is some volcanic activity, but it's usually isn't something serious to warrant much alarm. In the middle of Lakir is Kleir, off to the west is fort Qual, on top of the largest hill. In between the two are a few villages, and on the edges of the Duchy are the rotted forests
Capital City: Kleir
Population: 95,000
Majority Religion: Trinity
Description of the people and culture: The people here are rather hardy, both the people that live in Kleir and nearby villages and the tribesmen living in the forests. People here go about their usual business, keeping to themselves mostly and worshiping the Gods. The tribesmen of the forests worship a cult, that was once the only religion in Lakir before the Empire. Ritual sacrifices of children took place and still do, due to the Cult of Barkir, Demon of the Screams. It's rumored that the Cult has members outside of the forests. In a way, these people are rather grim.
Description of Economy: The economy is rather small, given it being only one holding. It helps a lot that House Valkir sits on a sizable pile of gold. But the economy itself does okay enough, but not too well.

• Exports: Rich minerals and materials, foodstuff, weapons and armor.
• Imports:

Foodstuff, wood, luxuries, animals
Major Cities (max six): 1, Kleir
Major Citadels/Fortresses (max six): 1, Fort Qual.

Military Description: Specialized heavily in use of House Retainers (heavy infantry), equipped with Valkir heavy plated mailed armor, and melee weapons such as war cleavers, war hammers, and war picks, in a vanguard, the House Retainers could go through most things. But this force couldn't maneuver very well, and is limited in tactics. House Valkir needs to often employ tribal and sellswords to help pick up the slack in many places. Outside of the battlefield, Valkir has plenty of effective torturers, which do well to demoralize.

Strengths/Weaknesses: (Must have several of both)
Strengths: Excellent heavy infantry, effective torturers, friendly with several tribes and mercenary bands.
Weaknesses: Extreme over specialization in heavy infantry, small in numbers, needs mercenaries and local tribesmen to help pick up the slack if wanting to effectively fight.

• Total Numbers: 3,700 (not counting any tribesmen or sellswords)
  
• Navy; N/A (landlocked holding)
  
• Army:

3,700 screaming House Retainers.

Everything Below is optional:
RP Sample: Will give you one if asked.
Did you read everything?: Mostly.
Time Zone: -5 GMT (East coast)
#OGaK.01 (Leave this here, this is for identifying apps. Do not remove.)

Okay, I'm done with that. I'll get an app for Warren soon.

NS Name: Chedastan
Character Name: Lord Warren Valkir
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Image: (Image)
House, if any: House Valkir
Personality: Usually calm, but can be rather brutal if has to, which is rather often. Warren is rather ambitious due to his late father telling him of his birthright to set things right again for the House, to the point that Warren is determine to set about on them when he has the chance to. And of course he will go about these in a rather pragmatic fashion, due to wanting efficiency.
Biography/Background: A vassal lord, and now sole Valkir remaining. His late father, Virgil Valkir, had taught him many things. including things that had been taken away from House Valkir. He was taught to strive for whats been lost generations ago, and eventually told that he was going to be the one to do it, one way or another. It's because of this that Warren grew up to rather disdain any House that had did actual wrong to his House, or otherwise. It was in a way that he wanted to live up to Warlord Ravv Valkir, and become the Terror of the West once more.
Equipment: A suit of Valkir heavy plated mail armor, pointed finger tip gauntlets to go with the armor, a war cleaver, and a one handed war pick.
Strengths: Muscular, brutal, determine.
Weaknesses: A bit slow in pace. Tends to get ahead of himself.
Theme Song: GosT- "Master"
Other:
RP Sample: Already
Did you read everything?: Been
Time Zone: Answered
#OGaK.02 (Leave this here, this is for identifying apps. Do not remove.)

Okay, now I'm actually done.

Congrats. Your Duchy is within my Kingdom. I look forward to working with you.

-From, Pinekenter Ministry of Love

Indeed it is. May I torture for you long time.

Also I'll get a post out in the IC soon. I'm assuming we're all still in the city?

[Valloria]

Yes. Apologies, I was looking at more then one map at the time.

Realm 3 I believe is named Grimstone.

NOOO! Realm 3 is Wharland! Wharland, Ghondra!

[New Jordslag]

Realm 3 I believe is named Grimstone.

NOOO! Realm 3 is Wharland! Wharland, Ghondra!

How would Ghondra know? Wharland is pretty obscure. Nobody ever Whalks to Wharland for a Wharcation.

[Sveltlana]

NOOO! Realm 3 is Wharland! Wharland, Ghondra!

How would Ghondra know? Wharland is pretty obscure. Nobody ever Whalks to Wharland for a Wharcation.

I like going to Wharland to play some Whorld of Wharcraft with Lord Allister.