This makes entirely too much sense.
Who is Damien?
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:44 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:46 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:51 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:52 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:58 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:09 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:13 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Do you disagree?
"So, Jon, have you been paying attention to the ravens lately?"
"No, Tyrion, I have not."
"Yeah, it seems that the Maesters think that winter is coming. I told them I thought they were Reach-ing and that Cersei summer would Tarly here some more, but their predictions were really Stark. They promised me Mormont that tomorrow. Mormont... more on... no?"
"What are you doing, exactly?"
"Oh, you know, just another pun Riverrun."
"You fucker. They're all dead because of your family."
"Tyrell the truth, I'm Darry sad about that as well. What happened to your brother was a monstrosity, and I Willas try to make it up to you one Dayne."
"You aren't even trying."
"Frey'd not."
"(audible brooding)"
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:15 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:"So, Jon, have you been paying attention to the ravens lately?"
"No, Tyrion, I have not."
"Yeah, it seems that the Maesters think that winter is coming. I told them I thought they were Reach-ing and that Cersei summer would Tarly here some more, but their predictions were really Stark. They promised me Mormont that tomorrow. Mormont... more on... no?"
"What are you doing, exactly?"
"Oh, you know, just another pun Riverrun."
"You fucker. They're all dead because of your family."
"Tyrell the truth, I'm Darry sad about that as well. What happened to your brother was a monstrosity, and I Willas try to make it up to you one Dayne."
"You aren't even trying."
"Frey'd not."
"(audible brooding)"
You spent a lot of time on that and regret none of it.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:20 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:24 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:I can't Shae that I do. Arya sure you aren't entertained?
I will hurt you for this. I don't know how yet, but give me time. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:31 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I will hurt you for this. I don't know how yet, but give me time. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid.
Jaime votre colère.
Because bilingual puns.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:37 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:42 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:11 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Liriena » Mon Jun 15, 2015 1:18 am
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by Constaniana » Mon Jun 15, 2015 1:49 am
Nationstatelandsville wrote:My predictions for the finale;- Davos returns from the Wall. Seeking comfort after Shireen's death, he and Stannis fuck under the night sky. It's beautiful.
- Roose chokes to death on his own blood. Ramsay assumes control of House Bolton and immediately converts Winterfell into a charity, having had a change of heart spurred by the tender tears of Reek. He then has Reek murdered in revenge, because hey, old habits die hard.
- Littlefinger's army shows up at Moat Cailin and is slaughtered by the ghost of Ned Stark, because fuck off from his daughter, you creepy bastard. Brienne shows up and high fives Ned's ghost. Jaime would do so as well, but tragically has never learned how to high five with his left hand.
- Cersei and Margaery team up to escape the High Sparrow. Both are captured, and Margaery escapes by pushing Cersei down as a distraction.
- Joffrey dies.
- Tyrion conquers Meereen with a bit of charm and a lot of stabbing.
- Tormund beats the Lord of Bones's corpse with a staff for twenty minutes, because fuck that guy.
- Jon teaches the Night's King the meaning of friendship.
- Syrio and the Greatjon team up and conquer the Westerlands.
- Shireen was just hiding.
- Sam teaches a wight to read.
- In the last scene, the Hound and Thoros team up to fight crime in the gritty world that is under the Riverlands under the Freys, setting up the buddy cop plot that will occupy the last three seasons.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by G-Tech Corporation » Mon Jun 15, 2015 6:05 am
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:07 am
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:08 am
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I love banner ads.
Air China is promising me a "brand new fligh" on their "quieter, more environmentally friendlier" Boeing-478, which is constantly "bordering on our horizons".
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:11 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:12 am
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:25 am
by Nude East Ireland » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:35 am
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:39 am
Nude East Ireland wrote:I don't care if Jon and I both have Rust images as our flags.
Rustin Cohle is fucking great.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:20 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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