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Wisconsin7
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Selling my soul

Postby Wisconsin7 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:27 pm

I'm selling my soul for shares. Bidding starts now, highest bid in 33 minutes gets my soul. Starting bid, 10 shares.
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I am a straight 14 year old male atheistic Communist vegan loner. If you have a problem with any of this, I only request that you stay the fuck away from me. If you have questions about atheism or Communism, ask someone else, because there's a 99% chance they can explain it better. If you have questions about veganism, or are yourself a vegan, send me a TG, because I fear that I am the only one on NSG.

Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown in sun
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Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
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Demons run, but count the cost
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The Islands of Sodor and Man
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Postby The Islands of Sodor and Man » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:28 pm

I bid 9
Souls for sale:
The Capitalist State of America 1,000 Shares
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Neuter
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Postby Neuter » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:33 pm

Do atheist even have souls?

Sorry to have to ask but I've been tricked before and now I'm weary.
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Wisconsin7
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Postby Wisconsin7 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:34 pm

Neuter wrote:Do atheist even have souls?

Sorry to have to ask but I've been tricked before and now I'm weary.

If religious people have souls then atheists must have souls. We just don't have any use for them.
R.I.P. 1000 Cats

I am a straight 14 year old male atheistic Communist vegan loner. If you have a problem with any of this, I only request that you stay the fuck away from me. If you have questions about atheism or Communism, ask someone else, because there's a 99% chance they can explain it better. If you have questions about veganism, or are yourself a vegan, send me a TG, because I fear that I am the only one on NSG.

Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown in sun
When a good man goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war

Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, but the child is lost
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Neuter
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Postby Neuter » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:36 pm

OK, if you are sure it exists, I'll bid 10 shares for it
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Wisconsin7
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Postby Wisconsin7 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:38 pm

Neuter wrote:OK, if you are sure it exists, I'll bid 10 shares for it

First bid, ten shares, 22 minutes left!
R.I.P. 1000 Cats

I am a straight 14 year old male atheistic Communist vegan loner. If you have a problem with any of this, I only request that you stay the fuck away from me. If you have questions about atheism or Communism, ask someone else, because there's a 99% chance they can explain it better. If you have questions about veganism, or are yourself a vegan, send me a TG, because I fear that I am the only one on NSG.

Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown in sun
When a good man goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war

Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, but the child is lost
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Catholicos
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Postby Catholicos » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:41 pm

God bids eternal life in heaven if you accept him as your Lord.
Info of Catholicos:
Religion: Roman Catholicism
Political Orientation: Anti-Communist Conservative
Leader: Emperor Justinian II
Colony(s): New Catholicos, Nahago, Catholican Donsol
Principalitie(s): Voltur-Catholicos
Region: The Roman Catholic Empire of Catholicos
Country At War: Yes, war on all Socialism/Communism has been declared
Current Products On The Market: WMDs, Slaves

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Wisconsin7
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Postby Wisconsin7 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:42 pm

Catholicos wrote:God bids eternal life in heaven if you accept him as your Lord.

I'd rather have shares. You gonna bid or not?
R.I.P. 1000 Cats

I am a straight 14 year old male atheistic Communist vegan loner. If you have a problem with any of this, I only request that you stay the fuck away from me. If you have questions about atheism or Communism, ask someone else, because there's a 99% chance they can explain it better. If you have questions about veganism, or are yourself a vegan, send me a TG, because I fear that I am the only one on NSG.

Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown in sun
When a good man goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war

Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, but the child is lost
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Postby Lyras » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:42 pm

Telegram me your name, and I'll lodge a bid. No way I'm going to bid for the soul of 'Wisconsin 7'.
Mokastana: Then Lyras happened.

Allanea: Wanting to avoid fighting Lyras' fuck-huge military is also a reasonable IC consideration

TPF: Who is stupid enough to attack a Lyran convoy?

Sumer: Honestly, I'd rather face Doom's military with Doom having a 3-1 advantage over me, than take a 1-1 fight with a well-supplied Lyran tank unit.

Kinsgard: RL Lyras is like a real life video game character.

Ieperithem: Eighty four. Eighty four percent of their terrifyingly massive GDP goes directly into their military. And they actually know how to manage it. It's safe to say there isn't a single nation that could feasibly stand against them if they wanted it to die.
Yikes. Just... Yikes.

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Postby Wisconsin7 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:43 pm

Lyras wrote:Telegram me your name, and I'll lodge a bid. No way I'm going to bid for the soul of 'Wisconsin 7'.

Not very much into giving out names over the web.
R.I.P. 1000 Cats

I am a straight 14 year old male atheistic Communist vegan loner. If you have a problem with any of this, I only request that you stay the fuck away from me. If you have questions about atheism or Communism, ask someone else, because there's a 99% chance they can explain it better. If you have questions about veganism, or are yourself a vegan, send me a TG, because I fear that I am the only one on NSG.

Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown in sun
When a good man goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war

Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, but the child is lost
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Postby CoolBoyGcp » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:45 pm

15 shares!
It's My Birthday Today!!!
Average Life Expectancy: Infinite
Population: 1,247,948,000.00
Capital: George City
If you want a war with us, please do so, as we will crush you!
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Wisconsin7
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Postby Wisconsin7 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:45 pm

CoolBoyGcp wrote:15 shares!

Top bid, 15 shares with fifteen minutes left!
R.I.P. 1000 Cats

I am a straight 14 year old male atheistic Communist vegan loner. If you have a problem with any of this, I only request that you stay the fuck away from me. If you have questions about atheism or Communism, ask someone else, because there's a 99% chance they can explain it better. If you have questions about veganism, or are yourself a vegan, send me a TG, because I fear that I am the only one on NSG.

Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown in sun
When a good man goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war

Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, but the child is lost
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Postby The Islands of Sodor and Man » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:46 pm

15.5
Souls for sale:
The Capitalist State of America 1,000 Shares
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Postby Wisconsin7 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:47 pm

The Islands of Sodor and Man wrote:15.5

Full shares only.
R.I.P. 1000 Cats

I am a straight 14 year old male atheistic Communist vegan loner. If you have a problem with any of this, I only request that you stay the fuck away from me. If you have questions about atheism or Communism, ask someone else, because there's a 99% chance they can explain it better. If you have questions about veganism, or are yourself a vegan, send me a TG, because I fear that I am the only one on NSG.

Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown in sun
When a good man goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war

Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, but the child is lost
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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:48 pm

CoolBoyGcp wrote:15 shares!


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Alsatian Knights
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Postby Alsatian Knights » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:49 pm

Wisconsin7 wrote:
The Islands of Sodor and Man wrote:15.5

Full shares only.

I bid my majority holding in your mom
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Postby Wisconsin7 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:49 pm

Alsatian Knights wrote:
Wisconsin7 wrote:Full shares only.

I bid my majority holding in your mom

Nope.
R.I.P. 1000 Cats

I am a straight 14 year old male atheistic Communist vegan loner. If you have a problem with any of this, I only request that you stay the fuck away from me. If you have questions about atheism or Communism, ask someone else, because there's a 99% chance they can explain it better. If you have questions about veganism, or are yourself a vegan, send me a TG, because I fear that I am the only one on NSG.

Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown in sun
When a good man goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war

Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, but the child is lost
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The Islands of Sodor and Man
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Postby The Islands of Sodor and Man » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:50 pm

Wisconsin7 wrote:
The Islands of Sodor and Man wrote:15.5

Full shares only.

It is totally unfair of you to change the rules at this late stage of the game. :(
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Postby Wisconsin7 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:50 pm

The Islands of Sodor and Man wrote:
Wisconsin7 wrote:Full shares only.

It is totally unfair of you to change the rules at this late stage of the game. :(

You going to bid 16 or more or not?
R.I.P. 1000 Cats

I am a straight 14 year old male atheistic Communist vegan loner. If you have a problem with any of this, I only request that you stay the fuck away from me. If you have questions about atheism or Communism, ask someone else, because there's a 99% chance they can explain it better. If you have questions about veganism, or are yourself a vegan, send me a TG, because I fear that I am the only one on NSG.

Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown in sun
When a good man goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war

Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, but the child is lost
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Postby Alsatian Knights » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:50 pm

Wisconsin7 wrote:
Alsatian Knights wrote:I bid my majority holding in your mom

Nope.

But its a massive share....
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Postby Wisconsin7 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:52 pm

Alsatian Knights wrote:
Wisconsin7 wrote:Nope.

But its a massive share....

Whatever.
8 minutes left, everyone.
R.I.P. 1000 Cats

I am a straight 14 year old male atheistic Communist vegan loner. If you have a problem with any of this, I only request that you stay the fuck away from me. If you have questions about atheism or Communism, ask someone else, because there's a 99% chance they can explain it better. If you have questions about veganism, or are yourself a vegan, send me a TG, because I fear that I am the only one on NSG.

Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown in sun
When a good man goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war

Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, but the child is lost
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Postby Alsatian Knights » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:53 pm

Wisconsin7 wrote:
Alsatian Knights wrote:But its a massive share....

Whatever.
8 minutes left, everyone.

Iz seruos bizness yo

19

wait...how do we know your not a ginger?
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Postby CoolBoyGcp » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:54 pm

Morndul wrote:
CoolBoyGcp wrote:15 shares!


Morndul's top cheerleading squad begins to cheer for CoolBoyGcp.

Thank, you, thank you.
:bow: :bow: :bow:
Well, i had to get in on the soul buying business too! It's a good business!
It's My Birthday Today!!!
Average Life Expectancy: Infinite
Population: 1,247,948,000.00
Capital: George City
If you want a war with us, please do so, as we will crush you!
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Proud owner of The Nuclear Fist's and the most annoying NSger, Wisconsin7's souls
Proud master of Silvadus, my loyal slave
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Postby CoolBoyGcp » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:54 pm

20!
It's My Birthday Today!!!
Average Life Expectancy: Infinite
Population: 1,247,948,000.00
Capital: George City
If you want a war with us, please do so, as we will crush you!
Proud co-owner of Blargoblarg's soul with Morndul
Proud owner of The Nuclear Fist's and the most annoying NSger, Wisconsin7's souls
Proud master of Silvadus, my loyal slave
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Mexican Liberation
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Postby Mexican Liberation » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:54 pm

30 shares!
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